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Old 01-23-2013, 11:56 AM   #1
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I just inherited 10,000,000!!!!!!!

I will now buy everyone here a hooker, a cup of coffee, and a clue!



Attn; Beneficiary
23rd January 2013
Greetings,
My name is Mrs. Christina Lewis, I have decided to donate what I have to you. I was diagnosed for cancer for about Few years ago, immediately after the death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to the you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. I am suffering from a long time cancer of the Lungs which also affected my hearing ability and my brain, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me that I may not live too long, this is because the cancer has gotten to a very bad stage. I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of $10 million dollars and Two Trunk Box (Family valuables) with a Security Company. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $10,000,000.00 to you. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right .I have adjusted my WILL and my Personal Physician is aware I have changed my will. You and him will arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you. I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact Mr. Philip Johnson with this specified email- keystonelawfirm@rogers.com Tell: +447017048206 and tell him that I have WILLED $10,000,000:00 my personal reference number law/chamber/solicitors/je/ws/WILL/9834520012. I have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you from my personal decision. I don't know you but I have been directed to do this. Thanks and God bless. I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will Jeopardize my last wish.

Regards, Mrs Christina Lewis
Contact my Lawyer Mr. Philip Johnson with this specified email- keystonelawfirm@rogers.com Tell: +447017048206
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:03 PM   #2
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i'd prefer stratego, but thanks anyway.
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:04 PM   #3
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i'd prefer stratego, but thanks anyway.
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:05 PM   #4
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I'll pass on the coffee.
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:52 PM   #5
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Dammit, I was going ask if I could be your friend and borrow some money.
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:54 PM   #6
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Old 01-23-2013, 01:58 PM   #7
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I knew someone who believed that old email about Bill Gates giving money to everyone who forwarded it or some stupid shit like that. She was quite convinced that she was going to get paid. I should look her up and ask if she ever got that check but she's also the type that would never admit fault of any kind.
Now that I think about it she might be on the GB.
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:28 PM   #8
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Well, at least it is more clever than the Nigerian email
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Old 01-23-2013, 03:01 PM   #9
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Now you can buy seanh a beer. The poor loser has been living on the streets again and people wont give him any change for cheap alcohol.

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Old 01-23-2013, 03:35 PM   #10
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Sometimes I like to imagine that somewhere out there is a very generous Nigerian prince who just cannot fathom why people are so hostile to his well-meaning outreach attempts and he's really blue about it and sounds like Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh. I see him sitting at his computer, wearing a crown, typing away with a single salty tear trailing slowly down his cheek.
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Old 01-23-2013, 03:39 PM   #11
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I'll pass on the coffee.
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