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Old 01-23-2013, 02:07 PM   #257929
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:09 PM   #257931
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:11 PM   #257932
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:11 PM   #257933
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:11 PM   #257934
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:41 PM   #257935
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:47 PM   #257936
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:50 PM   #257938
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Old 01-23-2013, 03:25 PM   #257939
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:40 PM   #257940
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:42 PM   #257941
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"Lovely ride." Who even says shit like that?

I am going to ask my partner if she would like to come to bed for a lovely ride tonight. Just to see the "WTF?" look on her face.
 

Old 01-23-2013, 04:46 PM   #257942
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"Lovely ride." Who even says shit like that?

I am going to ask my partner if she would like to come to bed for a lovely ride tonight. Just to see the "WTF?" look on her face.
This would qualify as a lovely ride...



My fucks on the other hand should be hot and hard...not lovely.
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:58 PM   #257944
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:11 PM   #257945
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:13 PM   #257946
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Is there anybody left in this country who understands economics ? Is there anybody left in this country who understands that there is not an endless supply of money ? Is there anybody left who isn't spoiled and entitled ? Is there anybody left in this country who understands statistics and scientific method ? Is there anybody left in this country who knows how to add, subtract, multiply and divide ? Is there anybody left in this country who knows how to spell and can write a properly punctuated, complete English sentence using correct grammar ?



 

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Is there anybody left in this country who understands economics ? Is there anybody left in this country who understands that there is not an endless supply of money ? Is there anybody left who isn't spoiled and entitled ? Is there anybody left in this country who understands statistics and scientific method ? Is there anybody left in this country who knows how to add, subtract, multiply and divide ? Is there anybody left in this country who knows how to spell and can write a properly punctuated, complete English sentence using correct grammar ?



What do you think about NPR?
 

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Is there anybody left in this country who understands economics ? Is there anybody left in this country who understands that there is not an endless supply of money ? Is there anybody left who isn't spoiled and entitled ? Is there anybody left in this country who understands statistics and scientific method ? Is there anybody left in this country who knows how to add, subtract, multiply and divide ? Is there anybody left in this country who knows how to spell and can write a properly punctuated, complete English sentence using correct grammar ?



1: Yes
2: Yes
3: Yes
4: Yes
5: Yes
6: Yes
 

Old 01-23-2013, 05:24 PM   #257949
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Is there anybody left in this country who understands economics ? Is there anybody left in this country who understands that there is not an endless supply of money ? Is there anybody left who isn't spoiled and entitled ? Is there anybody left in this country who understands statistics and scientific method ? Is there anybody left in this country who knows how to add, subtract, multiply and divide ? Is there anybody left in this country who knows how to spell and can write a properly punctuated, complete English sentence using correct grammar ?



I can pass 5 actuarial exams and all three CFA test with out a fail.....fuck if I am going to learn proper English as well.
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