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01-21-2013, 02:06 PM
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Unlimited Time Offer
Near Mint Condition Chubby Male
One Available Only
Makes a good house husband.
Not much to look at but runs like a charm.
Low maintenance.
Available to single women 27-35 (age flexible).
He cooks.
He cuddles.
He stores easily in any size bed.
Absolutely free!
If interested, contact seller.
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01-21-2013, 03:29 PM
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See, now this shows your sense of humor. Good luck with it  |
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01-21-2013, 04:19 PM
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See, now this shows your sense of humor. Good luck with it |
Yeah, figured I'd go back to my oldest personal and fix it up some.
That one actually got some replies. 
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01-22-2013, 01:41 AM
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Must keep this unlimited time offer open!
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01-22-2013, 06:52 AM
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Where can I apply EctoJohn??  |
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01-22-2013, 01:47 PM
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Where can I apply EctoJohn?? |
Send all applications to my PM box and they will be forwarded to the right department.
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01-22-2013, 09:00 PM
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Further offering bump!
I come with my own interchangable and removable clothes!
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01-22-2013, 09:36 PM
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What a wonderful sense of humor, I love it! Such a tempting offer, who can resist? |
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01-22-2013, 10:08 PM
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Really adorable
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01-22-2013, 10:19 PM
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What a wonderful sense of humor, I love it! Such a tempting offer, who can resist? |
Hopefully not too many women.
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Thank you.
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01-23-2013, 01:02 PM
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Now at the discounted price of FREE.
You save $0.00!!
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01-23-2013, 04:00 PM
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Wouldn't you like to have several to choose from? It gives you the opportunity to find a good fit. |
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01-23-2013, 04:01 PM
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Wouldn't you like to have several to choose from? It gives you the opportunity to find a good fit. |
That would be great, but I seem to be having trouble landing one, nevermind multiple.
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01-23-2013, 04:15 PM
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Aww, perhaps if you offer free gift wrapping with a big bow it would increase your already enticing offer? |
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01-23-2013, 04:16 PM
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Aww, perhaps if you offer free gift wrapping with a big bow it would increase your already enticing offer? |
Well I'm easily unwrapped for any woman that wants to.
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01-23-2013, 04:41 PM
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You make a very good point. |
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01-23-2013, 04:55 PM
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You make a very good point. |
I'll make sure I don't have an excess of packaging to get through.
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01-24-2013, 11:46 AM
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Last chance (but not really) bump.
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