Old 01-21-2013, 02:06 PM   #1
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Near Mint Condition Chubby Male
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Makes a good house husband.
Not much to look at but runs like a charm.
Low maintenance.
Available to single women 27-35 (age flexible).

He cooks.
He cuddles.
He stores easily in any size bed.
Absolutely free!

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Old 01-21-2013, 03:29 PM   #2
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See, now this shows your sense of humor. Good luck with it
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Old 01-21-2013, 04:19 PM   #3
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See, now this shows your sense of humor. Good luck with it
Yeah, figured I'd go back to my oldest personal and fix it up some.
That one actually got some replies.
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Must keep this unlimited time offer open!
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Old 01-22-2013, 06:52 AM   #5
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Where can I apply EctoJohn??
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Send all applications to my PM box and they will be forwarded to the right department.
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Old 01-22-2013, 09:00 PM   #7
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Further offering bump!

I come with my own interchangable and removable clothes!
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What a wonderful sense of humor, I love it! Such a tempting offer, who can resist?
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Really adorable
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Old 01-22-2013, 10:19 PM   #10
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What a wonderful sense of humor, I love it! Such a tempting offer, who can resist?
Hopefully not too many women.

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Really adorable
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Old 01-23-2013, 01:02 PM   #11
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:00 PM   #12
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Wouldn't you like to have several to choose from? It gives you the opportunity to find a good fit.
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Old 01-23-2013, 04:01 PM   #13
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Wouldn't you like to have several to choose from? It gives you the opportunity to find a good fit.
That would be great, but I seem to be having trouble landing one, nevermind multiple.
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Aww, perhaps if you offer free gift wrapping with a big bow it would increase your already enticing offer?
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Aww, perhaps if you offer free gift wrapping with a big bow it would increase your already enticing offer?
Well I'm easily unwrapped for any woman that wants to.
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You make a very good point.
I'll make sure I don't have an excess of packaging to get through.
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