The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart

And you get crumbs on your clothes.


I put in a tea cup.

not only is it cold; it's EMPTY!




I put in a 'pot of tea for two'

[Noor]

Originally Posted by Handley_Page

not only is it cold; it's EMPTY!




I put in a 'pot of tea for two'

and you get some biscuits and a lemonaid

I put in some white cotton gloves

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by Noor

and you get some biscuits and a lemonaid

I put in some white cotton gloves

But they're no good on the Wyvern.



I put in a Gryphon

[Saxon_Hart]

Originally Posted by Handley_Page

But they're no good on the Wyvern.



I put in a Gryphon

But it clashes with the Chanel Ogre

I put in some hot wings

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart

But it clashes with the Chanel Ogre

I put in some hot wings

but the Ostrich wants them back.



I put in 6 inches of snow.

[Tio_Narratore]

Originally Posted by Handley_Page

but the Ostrich wants them back.



I put in 6 inches of snow.

and someonesings you the American ballad, "the Whore on the Snow Crust."

I put in Ben Franklin's "Defence of Bundling..."

[Saxon_Hart]

Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore

I put in Ben Franklin's "Defence of Bundling..."

And you get a burned kite and melted key

I put in a drunken mouse.

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart

And you get a burned kite and melted key

I put in a drunken mouse.

which give up trying to run up the clock




I put in a cat called "Lucifer".

[Saxon_Hart]

And he was chased by a dog named Larry.



I put in a soft boiled egg.

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart

And he was chased by a dog named Larry.

I put in a soft boiled egg.

but the soldiers are not on parade.


I put in a cup of cold tea

[Noor]

Originally Posted by Handley_Page

but the soldiers are not on parade.


I put in a cup of cold tea

and you get a frozen chocolate covered banana

I put in a empty perfume bottle

[Saxon_Hart]

And you catch a whiff of brimstone.

I put in some top drawer kush.

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart

And you catch a whiff of brimstone.

I put in some top drawer kush.

at bottom-draw prices [kush; wtf?]



I put in an entertaining afternoon at JFK.

[Tio_Narratore]

Originally Posted by Handley_Page

at bottom-draw prices [kush; wtf?]



I put in an entertaining afternoon at JFK.

and you get a round of flight cancelations "on the house."

I put in 2 days spent on a 6 hour flight...

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore

and you get a round of flight cancelations "on the house."

I put in 2 days spent on a 6 hour flight...

As JetBlue 610 is having an energy crisis.



I put in a candle stub.

[Saxon_Hart]

And then the lights go out in Georgia.

I put in a can of pickled beets.

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart

And then the lights go out in Georgia.

I put in a can of pickled beets.

but they are so pickled you can hear the singing down the road.



I put in a Prohibition on alcohol.

[PS. Good Morning, Saxon]

[Tio_Narratore]

Originally Posted by Handley_Page

but they are so pickled you can hear the singing down the road.



I put in a Prohibition on alcohol.

[PS. Good Morning, Saxon]

and Canadian smugglers get rich again.

I put in a new chapter of the WCTU...

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore

and Canadian smugglers get rich again.

I put in a new chapter of the WCTU...

But there's a big fight over who's going to be Father.



I put in a new microphone

[Tio_Narratore]

Originally Posted by Handley_Page

But there's a big fight over who's going to be Father.



I put in a new microphone

and it gets devoured by a megaphone.

I put in a mezzosoprano...

[Saxon_Hart]

Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore

and it gets devoured by a megaphone.

I put in a mezzosoprano...

but she hit puberty and becomes a baritone.

I put in a collection of TV Guides.

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart

but she hit puberty and becomes a baritone.

I put in a collection of TV Guides.

1947 was not a good year for them.



I put in a spare set of batteries for the radio.

[Tio_Narratore]

Originally Posted by Handley_Page

1947 was not a good year for them.



I put in a spare set of batteries for the radio.

and assault is added to the charge.

I put in a hand-cranked NOAA emergency radio...

[Handley_Page]

Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore

and assault is added to the charge.

I put in a hand-cranked NOAA emergency radio...

Not a lot of help to a man lost on the ocean deep with a load of hungry animals.



I put in a new aerial

[Saxon_Hart]

But it won't hook into the HDMI1 port.


I put in a Marvin Gay CD.