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Old 01-19-2013, 06:54 AM   #12101
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And you get crumbs on your clothes.


I put in a tea cup.
not only is it cold; it's EMPTY!




I put in a 'pot of tea for two'
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Old 01-19-2013, 09:14 AM   #12102
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not only is it cold; it's EMPTY!




I put in a 'pot of tea for two'
and you get some biscuits and a lemonaid

I put in some white cotton gloves
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and you get some biscuits and a lemonaid

I put in some white cotton gloves
But they're no good on the Wyvern.



I put in a Gryphon
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Old 01-21-2013, 03:39 AM   #12104
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But they're no good on the Wyvern.



I put in a Gryphon
But it clashes with the Chanel Ogre

I put in some hot wings
 

Old 01-21-2013, 04:49 AM   #12105
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I put in some hot wings
but the Ostrich wants them back.



I put in 6 inches of snow.
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Old 01-21-2013, 10:11 AM   #12106
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but the Ostrich wants them back.



I put in 6 inches of snow.
and someonesings you the American ballad, "the Whore on the Snow Crust."

I put in Ben Franklin's "Defence of Bundling..."
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:44 PM   #12107
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I put in Ben Franklin's "Defence of Bundling..."
And you get a burned kite and melted key

I put in a drunken mouse.
 

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And you get a burned kite and melted key

I put in a drunken mouse.
which give up trying to run up the clock




I put in a cat called "Lucifer".
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And he was chased by a dog named Larry.



I put in a soft boiled egg.
 

Old 01-21-2013, 05:58 PM   #12110
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And he was chased by a dog named Larry.

I put in a soft boiled egg.

but the soldiers are not on parade.


I put in a cup of cold tea
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but the soldiers are not on parade.


I put in a cup of cold tea
and you get a frozen chocolate covered banana

I put in a empty perfume bottle
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And you catch a whiff of brimstone.

I put in some top drawer kush.
 

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And you catch a whiff of brimstone.

I put in some top drawer kush.

at bottom-draw prices [kush; wtf?]



I put in an entertaining afternoon at JFK.
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at bottom-draw prices [kush; wtf?]



I put in an entertaining afternoon at JFK.
and you get a round of flight cancelations "on the house."

I put in 2 days spent on a 6 hour flight...
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and you get a round of flight cancelations "on the house."

I put in 2 days spent on a 6 hour flight...
As JetBlue 610 is having an energy crisis.



I put in a candle stub.
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And then the lights go out in Georgia.

I put in a can of pickled beets.
 

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And then the lights go out in Georgia.

I put in a can of pickled beets.

but they are so pickled you can hear the singing down the road.



I put in a Prohibition on alcohol.

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but they are so pickled you can hear the singing down the road.



I put in a Prohibition on alcohol.

[PS. Good Morning, Saxon]
and Canadian smugglers get rich again.

I put in a new chapter of the WCTU...
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I put in a new chapter of the WCTU...
But there's a big fight over who's going to be Father.



I put in a new microphone
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I put in a new microphone
and it gets devoured by a megaphone.

I put in a mezzosoprano...
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and it gets devoured by a megaphone.

I put in a mezzosoprano...
but she hit puberty and becomes a baritone.

I put in a collection of TV Guides.
 

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but she hit puberty and becomes a baritone.

I put in a collection of TV Guides.
1947 was not a good year for them.



I put in a spare set of batteries for the radio.
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I put in a spare set of batteries for the radio.
and assault is added to the charge.

I put in a hand-cranked NOAA emergency radio...
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I put in a hand-cranked NOAA emergency radio...
Not a lot of help to a man lost on the ocean deep with a load of hungry animals.



I put in a new aerial
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But it won't hook into the HDMI1 port.


I put in a Marvin Gay CD.
 
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