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01-11-2013, 05:44 PM
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Good little witch.
glynndah is offline
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Location: Floating around in my sparkly bubble
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Oblivion.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A  from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
My stories
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01-11-2013, 05:46 PM
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#1102
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Dirty Old Man
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Originally Posted by glynndah
Oblivion.
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01-14-2013, 07:46 AM
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#1103
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is offline
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Location: In my dreams
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The FAWC competition is up and running! For a full list of stories, go here: FAWCker's submissions. Give us a read and a vote, guys. 
Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits  .)
Submissions
Blog: Feminist Erotica
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other nine hundred and ninety-nine follow women. - Groucho Marx
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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01-14-2013, 07:48 AM
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#1104
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Dirty Old Man
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
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That works also.
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01-14-2013, 08:11 AM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Northern New Jersey USA
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I wish I could get a reply from someone...
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01-14-2013, 08:41 AM
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Teasing Girl
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I wish I had a man that was mine alone. 
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SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination.
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01-14-2013, 11:14 AM
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Really Experienced
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Location: Cyberspace, the final frontier
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I wish I could finally wrap up the chapter I'm working on. It's a real pain to do and it drags on and on and on. Damn |
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01-14-2013, 12:57 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Location: UK
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I'm having trouble writing the sex bit.
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01-21-2013, 08:19 PM
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Join Me For a Drink?
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I wish I would snap out of it.
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01-21-2013, 09:11 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by YoursSINSerely
I wish I would snap out of it.
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I wish you're talking about your bra.
Yes, I know bras don't have snaps. Get your own fantasy to pick on.
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"She's just like potato salad -- creamy and delicious!"
My stories: ben's stuff
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01-21-2013, 10:47 PM
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Literotica Guru
GinaeEvans is offline
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I wish I could find the motivation to write... Or, more specifically, I wish I knew what happens next so I can write it.
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I don't cyber, guys. I'm here to write and socialize. Sorry.
I don't dislike you. I nothing you. I am a cunning linguist.
"Will you step into my parlor?" said the spider to the fly.
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01-22-2013, 12:13 AM
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Dirty Old Man
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I wish my Muse would pick a story, any story and stick to it. I feel like a bee going from flower to flower. My feet are starting to get sticky.
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01-22-2013, 12:17 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Wish I had 5 minutes in a dark alley with Anonymous...
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01-22-2013, 12:19 AM
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Dirty Old Man
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Originally Posted by Tx Tall Tales
Wish I had 5 minutes in a dark alley with Anonymous...
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01-22-2013, 07:33 AM
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Honourable Slut
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Wish I had 5 minutes in a dark alley with Anonymous...
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Originally Posted by TxRad
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I have sweet anonymice who are romance fans and sneak on here for a little thrill. They leave me hilariously lovely comments! (My blogpost about them.)
I think they probably secretly wish they could meet either of you in a dark alley!
My secret wish was granted today.
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The FAWC competition is up and running! For a full list of stories, go here: FAWCker's submissions. Give us a read and a vote, guys.
Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits .)
Submissions
Blog: Feminist Erotica
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other nine hundred and ninety-nine follow women. - Groucho Marx
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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01-22-2013, 10:08 AM
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There is no R in my name
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I wish I knew where she was, and where I stood with her.
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01-22-2013, 09:46 PM
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Literotica Guru
Tx Tall Tales is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
I have sweet anonymice who are romance fans and sneak on here for a little thrill. They leave me hilariously lovely comments! (My blogpost about them.)
I think they probably secretly wish they could meet either of you in a dark alley!
My secret wish was granted today.
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Damn. Caught fair and square.
All right. I'll be reasonable. Far and away most of my Anonymice are fair and even kind in their remarks. I have several stories where most comments are by Anonmous, and there's not a harsh one in the lot. Hell, Charity Begins Next Door, has 150 anonymous comments (an estimate, I'm not going to go count them) without a bad one among them.
However...
There are a few, especially in certain categories (*cough* Loving Wive *cough*) that make my skin crawl. I'll admit, I don't get hit by them much, but some of the stories I read, the comments are horrendous.
In my stories, the professional trolls are much worse than anonymous. I know because I just went back and checked a couple of hundred comments.
I owe you a beer, Naoko, your attitude toward anonymous is correct, and I let one of two bad comments sour me. Thanks for setting my head straight. |
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01-22-2013, 09:58 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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I wish these fuckers who leave scathing comments about a story and/or 'suggestions' on how the story could be better written would at least have the cojones to sign their names instead of staying Anonymous.
Fucking, jello spined cowards. 
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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01-22-2013, 10:06 PM
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Literotica Guru
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I wish ear wax tasted like caviar. That would surely drive down the price on real caviar, not to mention kicking off a cottage industry of ear wax suppliers to caviar enthusiasts, which would help ease the global recession. As a plus, nobody would look at you funny if you stored a few spoonfuls of real caviar in your ears for convenient, on-the-go snacks!
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"She's just like potato salad -- creamy and delicious!"
My stories: ben's stuff
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01-22-2013, 10:29 PM
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Dirty Old Man
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01-22-2013, 10:50 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mynameisben
I wish ear wax tasted like caviar. That would surely drive down the price on real caviar, not to mention kicking off a cottage industry of ear wax suppliers to caviar enthusiasts, which would help ease the global recession. As a plus, nobody would look at you funny if you stored a few spoonfuls of real caviar in your ears for convenient, on-the-go snacks!
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... Ah, why caviar? As opposed to, I dunno, Nutella?
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I don't cyber, guys. I'm here to write and socialize. Sorry.
I don't dislike you. I nothing you. I am a cunning linguist.
"Will you step into my parlor?" said the spider to the fly.
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01-22-2013, 11:55 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Because I love caviar, but it's too pricey for me to purchase very often. And, I happen to produce an extraordinary volume of ear wax. That's why.
Why do I have to defend my wishes? They're MY wishes. Sheesh!
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"She's just like potato salad -- creamy and delicious!"
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01-23-2013, 12:09 AM
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Literotica Guru
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I wish Ben knew how helpful the hearty belly laugh he gave me was. |
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01-23-2013, 01:30 AM
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Honourable Slut
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I owe you a beer, Naoko, your attitude toward anonymous is correct, and I let one of two bad comments sour me. Thanks for setting my head straight. |
My favourite is Banks's Mild. I like Wye Valley beers too. I really like to have them with a 'nip' of whisky on the side. For about six years I was mostly at home and never got to go out and have ten pints and a kebab so I became a very cheap date. These days when there's a chance to go out at night instead of asking for the finest wines and most expensive cuisine South Wales can offer, I beg to go to the city centre and have beer and whisky while watching young ladies in pink sparkly cowboy hats and shorts cavort in the snow, followed by a stagger down to the local Chip Alley where my fella will buy us a greasy doner kebab. I can usually persuade the cab drivers that he's not going to be sick in the taxi home. Next day he always says the kebab was dodgy, it's terrible how sensitive his stomach is to a dodgy kebab.
Ben, I wish that champagne would come out of your nose to go with the caviar in your ears. Or better still, vodka. I wish Zubrowka bison grass vodka would come out of your nose instead of snot.
(My family's favourite joke: They think it's water hanging from your nose, but it's ... s'not. )
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The FAWC competition is up and running! For a full list of stories, go here: FAWCker's submissions. Give us a read and a vote, guys.
Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits .)
Submissions
Blog: Feminist Erotica
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other nine hundred and ninety-nine follow women. - Groucho Marx
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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01-23-2013, 01:57 AM
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Honourable Slut
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Hey, I just found this on Facebook for the annoying anonymice.
It's from Intelligent, Classy, Well-educated Women Who Say F*ck Alot in case you would like to Like
Intelligent, classy, well-educated banana who says Dance! a lot.
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The FAWC competition is up and running! For a full list of stories, go here: FAWCker's submissions. Give us a read and a vote, guys.
Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits .)
Submissions
Blog: Feminist Erotica
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other nine hundred and ninety-nine follow women. - Groucho Marx
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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