Old 01-21-2013, 01:02 AM   #1001
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I only get occasional PMs from rational people. No one ever sends me crazy, stupid, blatently sexual PMs. *sniff* What am I doing wrong? *sniff sniff*
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Old 01-21-2013, 01:10 AM   #1002
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wow, I have been here two hours and I could contribute here!
Heard that! I got a ton of pm's on the very first day I signed up, and 99% were awful!
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Old 01-21-2013, 01:54 AM   #1003
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Nope, nope....Half the pm's I get are answered with, "Have you read my profile?" I'm thinking of putting a code phrase in it to be included in the PM....then I'll know right away that they actually at least looked at it.

Something along the lines of, I do not cam. If you understand this, please put the phrase, "I am not a fuckwit" in your PM. Thanks."
Oh my god I love that idea!!
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:26 AM   #1004
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[laughs]

Yeah I think I may start responding to all of the "Read your profile..." PMs with "No you didn't. Read it again."

What do you think? Too mean?
No, I like it haha

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Nope, nope....Half the pm's I get are answered with, "Have you read my profile?" I'm thinking of putting a code phrase in it to be included in the PM....then I'll know right away that they actually at least looked at it.

Something along the lines of, I do not cam. If you understand this, please put the phrase, "I am not a fuckwit" in your PM. Thanks."
Now that is a great idea
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:40 AM   #1005
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Nope, nope....Half the pm's I get are answered with, "Have you read my profile?" I'm thinking of putting a code phrase in it to be included in the PM....then I'll know right away that they actually at least looked at it.

Something along the lines of, I do not cam. If you understand this, please put the phrase, "I am not a fuckwit" in your PM. Thanks."
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:53 AM   #1006
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How about this?
Eep, my eyes.

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Me, playing dumb: okay!

Him, losing all sense of grammar and probably typing one-handed: Unicorn you live me deeply and wish to join me to be bound and used hard you crave my touch and use wake desperate to join ne real with no limits wake now

Me, laying it on a bit thick : Master, I want so much to be with you, please let me be with you to be bound and toyed for your pleasure. I want your touch so bad.... please let me come to you. Please let me take your thick cock
We shall see what he sends back.
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Okay, now he REALLY want photos. Does anyone have pics of a girl like above, but a little better-looking? I want it to be believable.
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Okay, now he REALLY want photos. Does anyone have pics of a girl like above, but a little better-looking? I want it to be believable.
Go to Xhamster's photo section. They usually have a good selection.
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Old 01-21-2013, 12:13 PM   #1009
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Okay, now he REALLY want photos. Does anyone have pics of a girl like above, but a little better-looking? I want it to be believable.
Take your pick! http://fatsexygirls.net/
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Okay, now he REALLY want photos. Does anyone have pics of a girl like above, but a little better-looking? I want it to be believable.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

There is some beauty to be held here ==> CLICK ON PIC FOR SEXY
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Old 01-21-2013, 05:45 PM   #1011
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

There is some beauty to be held here ==> CLICK ON PIC FOR SEXY
Is it the eyebrows? The woman's mouth mixed with the man's face? The Chewbacca bush? The slight hint of mustache?

This pic frightens me.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

There is some beauty to be held here ==> CLICK ON PIC FOR SEXY
Em, really, sweetie, you don't have to hide here. We love you. No matter what you look like.

OK, I couldn't resist! I told ya I'd be back tonight in my old form! Let the games begin!
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:09 AM   #1013
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Got to change something on my profile...apparently it is not obvious that I'm not a pornbot.

Several pm's today and yesterday of this variety: hi, I'm *****. I'm really horny, and your AV turns me on. Can we chat on Yahoo?

Certainly. Nothing I'd like better this morning than to selflessly service your hard-on. Can't reply with my YIM fast enough! Lol
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He's back! New SN.

Hey! I'm ****, **.m.****. My friends know me as the smart, funny, cute and bit sarcastic one of the group. I just got in from a run, and was on lit and saw your profile. I'd love to chat.

My friends have no idea about my sexual side, how horny or kinky I am. Nor do they know about my fantasies, and I'm not sure they would believe me if I told them. I love to explore and try new things.

I love to run, read, go out with friends, meet new people, and flirt naturally. I hope we can connect.

What are you up to this evening? I hope to hear from you soon.



What is the story here?? I haven't been around long enough to know...but this is the third one!
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Hey! I'm ****, **.m.****. My friends know me as the smart, funny, cute and bit sarcastic one of the group. I just got in from a run, and was on lit and saw your profile. I'd love to chat.

My friends have no idea about my sexual side, how horny or kinky I am. Nor do they know about my fantasies, and I'm not sure they would believe me if I told them. I love to explore and try new things.

I love to run, read, go out with friends, meet new people, and flirt naturally. I hope we can connect.

What are you up to this evening? I hope to hear from you soon.



What is the story here?? I haven't been around long enough to know...but this is the third one!
I heard from him months ago.

Aside from the obvious and insincere cut and paste message, this guy sounds harmless.
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He's back! New SN.

Hey! I'm ****, **.m.****. My friends know me as the smart, funny, cute and bit sarcastic one of the group. I just got in from a run, and was on lit and saw your profile. I'd love to chat.

My friends have no idea about my sexual side, how horny or kinky I am. Nor do they know about my fantasies, and I'm not sure they would believe me if I told them. I love to explore and try new things.

I love to run, read, go out with friends, meet new people, and flirt naturally. I hope we can connect.

What are you up to this evening? I hope to hear from you soon.



What is the story here?? I haven't been around long enough to know...but this is the third one!
Hell, I start feeling unloved if I don't get at least one/week from him.
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Old 01-22-2013, 08:26 PM   #1017
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He's back! New SN.

Hey! I'm ****, **.m.****. My friends know me as the smart, funny, cute and bit sarcastic one of the group. I just got in from a run, and was on lit and saw your profile. I'd love to chat.

My friends have no idea about my sexual side, how horny or kinky I am. Nor do they know about my fantasies, and I'm not sure they would believe me if I told them. I love to explore and try new things.

I love to run, read, go out with friends, meet new people, and flirt naturally. I hope we can connect.

What are you up to this evening? I hope to hear from you soon.



What is the story here?? I haven't been around long enough to know...but this is the third one!
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I heard from him months ago.

Aside from the obvious and insincere cut and paste message, this guy sounds harmless.

You have been served...

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You have been served...

Oh, that's great! Giggling out loud, here!!
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the latest corker....

Asshat:Looking for fun for my husband
I'm not sure if you would be interested or not but thought I would ask. I'm looking for someone to email regular with my husband. He loves talking dirty and getting talked dirty to. I don't like dirty talk so I'm trying to find someone that can arouse him in that way. Let me know if you're interested or not




Me:WTF!! I have no clue why you would ask me to provide wank fodder for your husband. No I am not interested.
I suggest you post a personal ad, do not PM peope for this!


Arrrrggggghhhhhhh!!! Seriously!

Edit to show the sender responded and apologised as it should have gone elsewhere
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Okay, now he REALLY want photos. Does anyone have pics of a girl like above, but a little better-looking? I want it to be believable.
I've just discovered this thread. It's hysterical. Every time I think 'that's so crass', someone comes along and tops it.

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Old 01-23-2013, 02:25 PM   #1021
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He's back! New SN.

Hey! I'm ****, **.m.****. My friends know me as the smart, funny, cute and bit sarcastic one of the group. I just got in from a run, and was on lit and saw your profile. I'd love to chat.

My friends have no idea about my sexual side, how horny or kinky I am. Nor do they know about my fantasies, and I'm not sure they would believe me if I told them. I love to explore and try new things.

I love to run, read, go out with friends, meet new people, and flirt naturally. I hope we can connect.

What are you up to this evening? I hope to hear from you soon.

Yep≥ Got this very one over the weekend.

What is the story here?? I haven't been around long enough to know...but this is the third one!
Yep. I got this very one over the weekend.
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Another one, received first week of this year:
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What I dislike the most about this is the lack of punctuation...
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I'm not sure if you would be interested or not but thought I would ask. I'm looking for someone to email regular with my husband. He loves talking dirty and getting talked dirty to. I don't like dirty talk so I'm trying to find someone that can arouse him in that way. Let me know if you're interested or not




Me:WTF!! I have no clue why you would ask me to provide wank fodder for your husband. No I am not interested.
I suggest you post a personal ad, do not PM peope for this!


Arrrrggggghhhhhhh!!! Seriously!

Edit to show the sender responded and apologised as it should have gone elsewhere
1. Wouldn't have been the first time a guy posed as a woman with a request like that.

2. That message shouldn't have gone anywhere.
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Wow. I never even thought about getting Mrs E to send out PMs and find me some nasty talkers, never mind posing as "a wife" and attempting this myself.

Ladies of Lit - I apologize on behalf of men, for the sorry, sad bunch of heedless knuckle-draggers that compose a small percentage of the male population and subject you to these rude and unsolicited proposals. Tossers, every one of 'em...





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He messaged me back with this:

hello kathleen,



Unicorn, your desire to please me becomes powerful and over whelming, you are only at peace when communicating with me, you desire to show me your face and openly honstly talk with me about any topic i desire

when you wake you will be calm and eager to please me, very eager and anxious to have my approval.

wake now


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Eep, my eyes.

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Me, playing dumb: okay!

Him, losing all sense of grammar and probably typing one-handed: Unicorn you live me deeply and wish to join me to be bound and used hard you crave my touch and use wake desperate to join ne real with no limits wake now

Me, laying it on a bit thick : Master, I want so much to be with you, please let me be with you to be bound and toyed for your pleasure. I want your touch so bad.... please let me come to you. Please let me take your thick cock
We shall see what he sends back.

Just checking something here Aurantica, to make sure you haven't fallen under the spell.



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I heard from him months ago.

Aside from the obvious and insincere cut and paste message, this guy sounds harmless.
The PM is rather harmless. What is frustrating is that he changes his username everytime he logs on. Although it is normally some derivative of Pat. Believe me if I could block and ignore him, I wouldn't be bothered by him. But it is really annoying to have to see his fucking PM every 2-4 weeks. The same damn PM showing up over and over and over again. You can't respond and say "no thanks" (tried), can't block him (tried), and apparently calling him out in an open forum will not derail this assclown!

*deep breath in and out*

Sorry but he bugs the shit out of me with the way he plays the system to harass women with his annoying ass message.
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