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01-13-2013, 10:13 AM
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#8401
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Still walking
Cruel2BKind is offline
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Location: Minnesota
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Originally Posted by CWatson
Nope, she didn't like me. Back to grabbing my junk for fun and profit...
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Sorry man...
I was excited because I found out that I would be at a party with an old friend of mine. Excited because he was one of the few men who actually got me to orgasm, and the last person I got laid with.
But when I got there, he had a girlfriend.
Fuck.
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01-21-2013, 08:05 AM
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Riding to the Rescue
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Originally Posted by Cruel2BKind
Sorry man...
I was excited because I found out that I would be at a party with an old friend of mine. Excited because he was one of the few men who actually got me to orgasm, and the last person I got laid with.
But when I got there, he had a girlfriend.
Fuck.
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01-21-2013, 08:22 AM
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#8403
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Dirty Old Man
TxRad is offline
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Location: Texas
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It's Monday, what do you expect? Nope but it's early yet.
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01-21-2013, 09:25 AM
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#8404
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There is no R in my name
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Northern New Jersey USA
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I did in my dreams. First time in a long time that I have had a sex dream. If I had more than one in the last five years, I would be surprised.
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01-21-2013, 09:47 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Location: UK
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Originally Posted by TheeGoatPig
I did in my dreams. First time in a long time that I have had a sex dream. If I had more than one in the last five years, I would be surprised.
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I know the feeling. |
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01-22-2013, 04:51 PM
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#8406
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Still walking
Cruel2BKind is offline
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Location: Minnesota
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Originally Posted by TheeGoatPig
I did in my dreams. First time in a long time that I have had a sex dream. If I had more than one in the last five years, I would be surprised.
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I love those.
The strange thing, is that they usually have very little with what I recognize as my fantasies. They will be with people I know in real life (but have never fantasized about) doing things I normally don't masturbate to. (though after one of these dreams, I usually add them to the repertoire)
It's like my super-subconcious wants my conscious mind to stop hogging the screen.
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I tend to go for the darker stuff... But people seem to like it okay!
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01-22-2013, 07:03 PM
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glamour ghost
Artina Heartflash is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cruel2BKind
I love those.
The strange thing, is that they usually have very little with what I recognize as my fantasies. They will be with people I know in real life (but have never fantasized about) doing things I normally don't masturbate to. (though after one of these dreams, I usually add them to the repertoire)
It's like my super-subconcious wants my conscious mind to stop hogging the screen.
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Is it okay if I laugh at that?
OMG, you remind me how real life frustration can manifest in my dreams. I can't tell you how many times I have tried to have sex ( in a dream) and have been unsuccessful. In the dream, the guy's GF shows up and stops us... Or the door to the room won't lock for the privacy I crave... Or the man suddenly blurts "I'm sorry but YOU ARE JUST TOO WEIRD FOR ME!"... lol |
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01-22-2013, 10:24 PM
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Still walking
Cruel2BKind is offline
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Location: Minnesota
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My most recent dream, I was a man who wasn't indiana jones (but greatly resembled him)
I was captured by a strange religious sect of mutants. They forced me to become pregnant and bear a child. I gave birth through my navel.
Then I escaped when they tried to impregnate me again. I killed them all with clever traps I made in the rosebushes. Knives and tripwires and spike pits.
But the small pink mutant that looked like a kush-ball helped me escape into the ocean.
That's the most I can remember. How do I get off on these things? 
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Most are gay male, though I have two that are straight, and one that is a How to.
I tend to go for the darker stuff... But people seem to like it okay!
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01-23-2013, 05:55 AM
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glamour ghost
Artina Heartflash is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cruel2BKind
My most recent dream, I was a man who wasn't indiana jones (but greatly resembled him)
I was captured by a strange religious sect of mutants. They forced me to become pregnant and bear a child. I gave birth through my navel.
Then I escaped when they tried to impregnate me again. I killed them all with clever traps I made in the rosebushes. Knives and tripwires and spike pits.
But the small pink mutant that looked like a kush-ball helped me escape into the ocean.
That's the most I can remember. How do I get off on these things? |
YOU'RE TOO WEIRD FOR ME. 
lol. I'm joking. But you should spill more angel turds from the bean bag you sleep on....or is it a kush ball? The bedding bits have strange, intriguing shapes and would make good stories here...or in the gossip mags at the intergalactic newsstand.
Really, I love to read about bizarre sex...dreams or other. |
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01-23-2013, 06:03 AM
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Riding to the Rescue
sirhugs is online now
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cruel2BKind
My most recent dream, ...
That's the most I can remember. How do I get off on these things? |
Probably with your cock in your hand?  |
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01-23-2013, 10:15 AM
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#8411
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Still walking
Cruel2BKind is offline
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Originally Posted by sirhugs
Probably with your cock in your hand? |
I have no cock. So being a pregnant man in my dream was VERY interesting.
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Most are gay male, though I have two that are straight, and one that is a How to.
I tend to go for the darker stuff... But people seem to like it okay!
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01-23-2013, 10:19 AM
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Really Experienced
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Location: 25/f from Boston
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Sadly no......but having some fun on my own.....
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01-24-2013, 07:57 AM
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Riding to the Rescue
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cruel2BKind
I have no cock. So being a pregnant man in my dream was VERY interesting.
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sorry, your AV confused me about your gender... though now I'm picturing you jilling off fantasizing you have a cock... |
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01-24-2013, 09:56 AM
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Still walking
Cruel2BKind is offline
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Originally Posted by sirhugs
sorry, your AV confused me about your gender... though now I'm picturing you jilling off fantasizing you have a cock...
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I tried to stick with female avatars for a while. Back in my early 'matrix' days. But unfortunately, there is a dearth of popular female characters for me to work with.
Yeah, I have Ripley and the mane six, I have Trinity and Michonne. But I like to nerd out about the others, too.
And I'm on a Breaking Bad fix right now... All of the female characters are either dead or Skyler.
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These be my stories, if you be interested!
Most are gay male, though I have two that are straight, and one that is a How to.
I tend to go for the darker stuff... But people seem to like it okay!
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01-24-2013, 11:05 AM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
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Location: Northern New Jersey USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cruel2BKind
I tried to stick with female avatars for a while. Back in my early 'matrix' days. But unfortunately, there is a dearth of popular female characters for me to work with.
Yeah, I have Ripley and the mane six, I have Trinity and Michonne. But I like to nerd out about the others, too.
And I'm on a Breaking Bad fix right now... All of the female characters are either dead or Skyler.
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But... Ripley and Trinity were played by men...
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01-25-2013, 12:45 PM
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In a band!!
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: CA
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I started a new job on Monday! At a video games start-up! In the Silicon Valley, one of the biggest sausage-fests in the world!
I was surprised to find there were three whole women in the office.
And no, didn't get laid with any of them.
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to write, but may not make sense.
Refrigerator."
"The plural of 'Surgeon General' is 'Surgeons General.' The past tense of 'Surgeons General' is 'Surgeonsed General.' "
Picture is not me; can be found at ShyAngela.com (thanks Dkling!)
Here is my story site, which has more material on it than my Literotica page. Oh, and, I'm now on Facebook!
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01-25-2013, 12:48 PM
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Literotica Guru
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I haven't gotten laid today yet, either. Not even in a story. Of course it's only 1 pm and there's an Australian Open tennis match on. So, there's plenty of time.
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"I don;t spend time checking on what other people are doing, I just worry about my own shit."
--Lovecraft68
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01-26-2013, 06:45 AM
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Riding to the Rescue
sirhugs is online now
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheeGoatPig
But... Ripley and Trinity were played by men...
(yeah, I'm completely unattracted to those Sigorney Weaver and Carrie Anne Moss)
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Sigourney's one of my fave women not to get laid by... |
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01-26-2013, 06:46 AM
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Really Experienced
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Location: 25/f from Boston
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Story of my life.....
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01-26-2013, 08:05 AM
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Call me Dee :)
Deprived_in_AZ is offline
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Location: Phoenix
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Nope, not yet today, but the day is young....... not that I fancy my chances  |
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01-28-2013, 07:45 AM
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Riding to the Rescue
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no matter how young the day, the chances here are between "random" and "none".
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01-28-2013, 10:52 AM
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Dirty Old Man
TxRad is offline
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Do dreams count?
I didn't think so. |
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01-28-2013, 01:56 PM
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Still walking
Cruel2BKind is offline
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No end in sight.
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Most are gay male, though I have two that are straight, and one that is a How to.
I tend to go for the darker stuff... But people seem to like it okay!
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01-28-2013, 02:45 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Someone having your end in sight would be a good start.
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