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Yesterday, as I drove to work, I pulled up at a set of traffic lights, alongside an abandoned double-headed dildo in the road.

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That poor dildo, abandoned in the snow! Waiting for its backstory to be told, perhaps ....

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That poor dildo, abandoned in the snow! Waiting for its backstory to be told, perhaps ....

TheeGoatPig, good to see you getting out and about. Hit that punchbag hard!

You're spot on, Naoko, it was the backstory that occupied my mind for the rest of the drive...

HP - let me have their number and I'll redress my omission...
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You're spot on, Naoko, it was the backstory that occupied my mind for the rest of the drive...

HP - let me have their number and I'll redress my omission...
It had spots on! It really needs its story told.
Oh whoops, wrong thread, back to Things You Don't Want to Hear During Sex ... oh no, the little creature I don't want to hear while on this site is pitter-pattering down the stairs calling plaintively for its breakfast ....

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It had spots on! It really needs its story told.
Oh whoops, wrong thread, back to Things You Don't Want to Hear During Sex ... oh no, the little creature I don't want to hear while on this site is pitter-pattering down the stairs calling plaintively for its breakfast ....

Ha! I have two here, but Scooby Doo's occupying their attention for the moment.

Hey, maybe this is the inspiration I need for my Valentine's story submission. I may have to lose the spots, though...
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Ha! I have two here, but Scooby Doo's occupying their attention for the moment.

Hey, maybe this is the inspiration I need for my Valentine's story submission. I may have to lose the spots, though...
The double-ended dildo that found love at last! It's a winner! Maybe it could have decorative knobbly spots?

I have two today too. I begged one from another MILF. If there's one they come and whine in your ear and you have to slam your netbook shut; if they have a friend they go off and put Avengers Assemble in the Blu-ray player themselves although I find I have to wipe the jam off the DVD next time I want to watch it with my fella.

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The double-ended dildo that found love at last! It's a winner! Maybe it could have decorative knobbly spots?

I have two today too. I begged one from another MILF. If there's one they come and whine in your ear and you have to slam your netbook shut; if they have a friend they go off and put Avengers Assemble in the Blu-ray player themselves although I find I have to wipe the jam off the DVD next time I want to watch it with my fella.

I have a title: 'The Double-Ended Dildo Who Could...' A tale of love, lust, perseverance an abandonment.

Hell, if these two were old enough, I'd be watching Avengers Assemble with them myself! The only one I could watch it with is my eldest who, in characteristic teenage style, is still spark out upstairs.
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I have a title: 'The Double-Ended Dildo Who Could...' A tale of love, lust, perseverance an abandonment.

Hell, if these two were old enough, I'd be watching Avengers Assemble with them myself! The only one I could watch it with is my eldest who, in characteristic teenage style, is still spark out upstairs.
Ah - I remember those day well. That said, we didn't have the internet then.

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Snork! You could do that one, since the pushmi-pullyu is a fabulous beast.



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I am looking forward to the peaceful mornings when the hormones hit the heights of teenage torment.

At that point, Naoko, you need those few hours of teenage narcolepsy to regroup before the next battle over... well, anything, really...

HP's totally getting a namecheck if I do write it...
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HP's totally getting a namecheck if I do write it...
I've already got battles over everything and mine is only 8! It can't get worse, no no, what have I done! Aaaagh! Too late for safe sex now.

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Oh, you poor, sweet, innocent thing...

So tell me, how long have you had this fixation with sausages and dancing bananas...?
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8? 8?? My grandson is older than that!
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8? 8?? My grandson is older than that!
I keep saying, I am an AGING MILF. I'm really too old to be kicking back cubs - get off! ROFL (I packed in rather a lot of life before becoming a parent.)

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After watching it for the fifth time in 3 days, it palls a bit but the Piglet suggested it as our film to watch while having Sunday tea. Actually, she does have good taste sometimes! I feel it's such a great opportunity, too, for her to improve her vocabulary. "You mewling quim" is something I think will significantly enhance her playground banter.

I hope I don't get drummed off the board for this outrageous preference, but I do have a secret liking for Loki! I mean, in the scene where he's wearing the suit. Ooh, and with a white cotton shirt! and when he says: If you don't mind, I'll have that drink now. ROFLOL! I'm sure he's a single malt man. Er, I mean God.

Although The Director's sidekick is kind of a hot chick too. Oh dear, life is so difficult when oranges are not your only fruit!

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So tell me, how long have you had this fixation with sausages and dancing bananas...?
Oh sorry, the bananas. It was kind of a New Year's Resolution. I said I would seek ever more inventive ways of using them. Although I still think I won't be able to better the one in the thread about large penises, in which we were arguing that instead of being a size queen, it might be fun to write a story with a dancing penis singing the Star Spangled Banana. And Neko said that made her split her sides.

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I keep saying, I am an AGING MILF. I'm really too old to be kicking back cubs - get off! ROFL (I packed in rather a lot of life before becoming a parent.)
Whereas I started at seventeen . . .
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Whereas I started at seventeen . . .
You're obviously the right age to be a MILF, then.
Come to think of it, I just realised I have 9-year old great grand-daughter [oh terrors !]
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