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01-18-2013, 10:42 PM
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There is no R in my name
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Originally Posted by MagicaPractica
That sounds ominous.
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Fucks yeah it is, for the punching bag 
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01-18-2013, 10:46 PM
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There is no R in my name
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01-19-2013, 02:34 PM
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Baleful
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Yesterday, as I drove to work, I pulled up at a set of traffic lights, alongside an abandoned double-headed dildo in the road.
You're welcome.
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01-19-2013, 05:51 PM
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Draco interdum Vincit
Handley_Page is online now
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
Yesterday, as I drove to work, I pulled up at a set of traffic lights, alongside an abandoned double-headed dildo in the road.
You're welcome.
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Did you tell the Dildo rescue organisation ?
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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
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01-20-2013, 02:44 AM
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Honourable Slut
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
Yesterday, as I drove to work, I pulled up at a set of traffic lights, alongside an abandoned double-headed dildo in the road.
You're welcome.
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That poor dildo, abandoned in the snow! Waiting for its backstory to be told, perhaps ....
TheeGoatPig, good to see you getting out and about. Hit that punchbag hard! 
 
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Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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01-20-2013, 02:46 AM
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Baleful
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
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You're spot on, Naoko, it was the backstory that occupied my mind for the rest of the drive...
HP - let me have their number and I'll redress my omission...
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01-20-2013, 02:58 AM
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Honourable Slut
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
You're spot on, Naoko, it was the backstory that occupied my mind for the rest of the drive...
HP - let me have their number and I'll redress my omission...
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It had spots on! It really needs its story told.
Oh whoops, wrong thread, back to Things You Don't Want to Hear During Sex ... oh no, the little creature I don't want to hear while on this site is pitter-pattering down the stairs calling plaintively for its breakfast ....
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Submission. I mean my submissions.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other nine hundred and ninety-nine follow women. - Groucho Marx.
You can follow me on my review blog: Feminist Erotica
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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01-20-2013, 03:05 AM
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Baleful
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
It had spots on! It really needs its story told.
Oh whoops, wrong thread, back to Things You Don't Want to Hear During Sex ... oh no, the little creature I don't want to hear while on this site is pitter-pattering down the stairs calling plaintively for its breakfast ....
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Ha! I have two here, but Scooby Doo's occupying their attention for the moment.
Hey, maybe this is the inspiration I need for my Valentine's story submission. I may have to lose the spots, though...
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01-20-2013, 04:03 AM
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Honourable Slut
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
Ha! I have two here, but Scooby Doo's occupying their attention for the moment.
Hey, maybe this is the inspiration I need for my Valentine's story submission. I may have to lose the spots, though... |
The double-ended dildo that found love at last! It's a winner! Maybe it could have decorative knobbly spots?
I have two today too. I begged one from another MILF. If there's one they come and whine in your ear and you have to slam your netbook shut; if they have a friend they go off and put Avengers Assemble in the Blu-ray player themselves although I find I have to wipe the jam off the DVD next time I want to watch it with my fella.
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Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits .)
Submission. I mean my submissions.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other nine hundred and ninety-nine follow women. - Groucho Marx.
You can follow me on my review blog: Feminist Erotica
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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01-20-2013, 04:14 AM
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Baleful
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
The double-ended dildo that found love at last! It's a winner! Maybe it could have decorative knobbly spots?
I have two today too. I begged one from another MILF. If there's one they come and whine in your ear and you have to slam your netbook shut; if they have a friend they go off and put Avengers Assemble in the Blu-ray player themselves although I find I have to wipe the jam off the DVD next time I want to watch it with my fella.
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I have a title: 'The Double-Ended Dildo Who Could...' A tale of love, lust, perseverance an abandonment.
Hell, if these two were old enough, I'd be watching Avengers Assemble with them myself! The only one I could watch it with is my eldest who, in characteristic teenage style, is still spark out upstairs. 
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01-20-2013, 04:47 AM
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Draco interdum Vincit
Handley_Page is online now
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
I have a title: 'The Double-Ended Dildo Who Could...' A tale of love, lust, perseverance an abandonment.
Hell, if these two were old enough, I'd be watching Avengers Assemble with them myself! The only one I could watch it with is my eldest who, in characteristic teenage style, is still spark out upstairs. |
Ah - I remember those day well. That said, we didn't have the internet then.
"Double ender; the Pushme-Pullyou story"
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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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01-20-2013, 04:57 AM
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Baleful
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
"Double ender; the Pushme-Pullyou story"
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Bahahahaha!
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01-20-2013, 07:02 AM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is offline
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Ah - I remember those day well. That said, we didn't have the internet then.
"Double ender; the Pushme-Pullyou story"
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Snork! You could do that one, since the pushmi-pullyu is a fabulous beast.
I am looking forward to the peaceful mornings when the hormones hit the heights of teenage torment.
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Submission. I mean my submissions.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other nine hundred and ninety-nine follow women. - Groucho Marx.
You can follow me on my review blog: Feminist Erotica
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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01-20-2013, 07:14 AM
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Baleful
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
Snork! You could do that one, since the pushmi-pullyu is a fabulous beast.
I am looking forward to the peaceful mornings when the hormones hit the heights of teenage torment.
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At that point, Naoko, you need those few hours of teenage narcolepsy to regroup before the next battle over... well, anything, really...
HP's totally getting a namecheck if I do write it...
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01-20-2013, 07:37 AM
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Draco interdum Vincit
Handley_Page is online now
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
At that point, Naoko, you need those few hours of teenage narcolepsy to regroup before the next battle over... well, anything, really...
HP's totally getting a namecheck if I do write it... |
Thank you. I look forward to reading it.
And the phone number is 111000111
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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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01-20-2013, 07:43 AM
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Baleful
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Thank you. I look forward to reading it.
And the phone number is 111000111
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01-20-2013, 11:19 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Stupid weather. 47 yesterday. 19 today.  |
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01-20-2013, 12:44 PM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is offline
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
At that point, Naoko, you need those few hours of teenage narcolepsy to regroup before the next battle over... well, anything, really...
HP's totally getting a namecheck if I do write it... |
I've already got battles over everything and mine is only 8! It can't get worse, no no, what have I done! Aaaagh! Too late for safe sex now.
(Oh yes, that banana certainly had a dance!)
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Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits .)
Submission. I mean my submissions.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other nine hundred and ninety-nine follow women. - Groucho Marx.
You can follow me on my review blog: Feminist Erotica
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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01-20-2013, 12:49 PM
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Baleful
steve44uk is offline
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
It can't get worse,
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Oh, you poor, sweet, innocent thing...
So tell me, how long have you had this fixation with sausages and dancing bananas...? 
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01-20-2013, 02:27 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
I've already got battles over everything and mine is only 8! It can't get worse, no no, what have I done! Aaaagh! Too late for safe sex now.
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01-20-2013, 03:43 PM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is offline
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Originally Posted by MistressLynn
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I keep saying, I am an AGING MILF. I'm really too old to be kicking back cubs - get off! ROFL (I packed in rather a lot of life before becoming a parent.)
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After watching it for the fifth time in 3 days, it palls a bit but the Piglet suggested it as our film to watch while having Sunday tea. Actually, she does have good taste sometimes! I feel it's such a great opportunity, too, for her to improve her vocabulary. "You mewling quim" is something I think will significantly enhance her playground banter.
I hope I don't get drummed off the board for this outrageous preference, but I do have a secret liking for Loki! I mean, in the scene where he's wearing the suit. Ooh, and with a white cotton shirt! and when he says: If you don't mind, I'll have that drink now. ROFLOL! I'm sure he's a single malt man. Er, I mean God.
Although The Director's sidekick is kind of a hot chick too. Oh dear, life is so difficult when oranges are not your only fruit!
(Get off, cub, go away!)
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other nine hundred and ninety-nine follow women. - Groucho Marx.
You can follow me on my review blog: Feminist Erotica
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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01-20-2013, 03:47 PM
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Honourable Slut
NaokoSmith is offline
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
Oh, you poor, sweet, innocent thing...
So tell me, how long have you had this fixation with sausages and dancing bananas...? |
Oh sorry, the bananas. It was kind of a New Year's Resolution. I said I would seek ever more inventive ways of using them. Although I still think I won't be able to better the one in the thread about large penises, in which we were arguing that instead of being a size queen, it might be fun to write a story with a dancing penis singing the Star Spangled Banana. And Neko said that made her split her sides.
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Just like one of the lads, really. (With tits .)
Submission. I mean my submissions.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other nine hundred and ninety-nine follow women. - Groucho Marx.
You can follow me on my review blog: Feminist Erotica
Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree? I travel the world and the seven seas.
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01-20-2013, 04:38 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by NaokoSmith
I keep saying, I am an AGING MILF. I'm really too old to be kicking back cubs - get off! ROFL (I packed in rather a lot of life before becoming a parent.)
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01-20-2013, 04:51 PM
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Draco interdum Vincit
Handley_Page is online now
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Originally Posted by MistressLynn
Whereas I started at seventeen . . .
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You're obviously the right age to be a MILF, then.
Come to think of it, I just realised I have 9-year old great grand-daughter [oh terrors !]
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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
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" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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01-20-2013, 10:53 PM
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good little witch.
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I have a palindromic post coming up. I hope I don't squander it on something frivolous.
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"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
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The good little witch writes naughty things.
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