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01-18-2013, 06:40 PM
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Pretty fuckin' ballerina
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Originally Posted by Miss_Vivi
From Way back this morning!!!
Fauxy's right.
Cause we all haven't tucked you in.
Tucks in a sleepy wolf.
LT- Yummy.
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Shows how tired I am.
I thought that was something I did on tumblr.
LT:
Goddammit, drunk phone. Stop trying to write things that make me sound like a perv.
Wanted to ask boss about weekend with a text.
"Will the Darko be sociable for me pussy?"
Wtf
No
Will Facebook be available for me posting" was the intended.... |
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01-18-2013, 06:42 PM
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The alien thing
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Faux_Pas
Shows how tired I am.
I thought that was something I did on tumblr.
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Goddammit, drunk phone. Stop trying to write things that make me sound like a perv.
Wanted to ask boss about weekend with a text.
"Will the Darko be sociable for me pussy?"
Wtf
No
Will Facebook be available for me posting" was the intended....
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Makes you sound like a perverted pirate.
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01-18-2013, 06:48 PM
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#56703
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Pretty fuckin' ballerina
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Originally Posted by Scuttle Buttin'
Makes you sound like a perverted pirate.
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Yarrr.
Darko is the captain of the Scurvy Wall.
It be our sister ship.
He plunders with no remorse.
And no concept of the proper hygiene.
He's got the barnacles on his southern bow.
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I'm sorry
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01-18-2013, 06:50 PM
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#56704
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Pretty fuckin' ballerina
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Dammit phone.
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01-18-2013, 06:50 PM
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The alien thing
Scuttle Buttin' is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Faux_Pas
Yarrr.
Darko is the captain of the Scurvy Wall.
It be our sister ship.
He plunders with no remorse.
And no concept of the proper hygiene.
He's got the barnacles on his southern bow.
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I'm sorry
Tit started it
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*blinks*
Only one of them?
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01-18-2013, 06:52 PM
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Pretty fuckin' ballerina
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Originally Posted by Scuttle Buttin'
*blinks*
Only one of them?
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01-18-2013, 06:54 PM
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#56707
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The alien thing
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Originally Posted by Faux_Pas
Louise is more polite than Thelma.
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Does one say please, and the other won't hold a door open for someone?
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01-18-2013, 07:13 PM
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Pretty fuckin' ballerina
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Originally Posted by Scuttle Buttin'
Does one say please, and the other won't hold a door open for someone?
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I...
I got nothin'. I'm done.
Done.
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01-18-2013, 07:15 PM
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Twin sins
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Took me a while to form thoughts... OTHER than thinking of Foxy holding doors open with her tits.
Yeah. I only had enough thought to type that.
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01-18-2013, 07:18 PM
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Voraciously Vivacious
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Annnddd now I'm thinking of one boob being all "Pleased to meet you," and shaking hands.
How do boobs shake hands?
ponders
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01-18-2013, 07:20 PM
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Twin sins
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss_Vivi
Annnddd now I'm thinking of one boob being all "Pleased to meet you," and shaking hands.
How do boobs shake hands?
ponders
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Covertly, during a hug.
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pardon me, my sense making abilities are inebriated at the moment.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” ~Carlin |
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01-18-2013, 07:43 PM
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Pretty fuckin' ballerina
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*looks down at the twins*
Now look what you did.
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01-18-2013, 07:43 PM
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Pretty fuckin' ballerina
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nina327
Took me a while to form thoughts... OTHER than thinking of Foxy holding doors open with her tits.
Yeah. I only had enough thought to type that.
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I....
I actually do that.... |
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01-18-2013, 07:44 PM
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Twin sins
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Faux_Pas
I....
I actually do that....
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Thank you...
I think part of my life is now complete.
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pardon me, my sense making abilities are inebriated at the moment.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” ~Carlin |
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01-18-2013, 07:44 PM
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Pretty fuckin' ballerina
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss_Vivi
Annnddd now I'm thinking of one boob being all "Pleased to meet you," and shaking hands.
How do boobs shake hands?
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THIS
I do not.
Unless you count Tiny's decision to grab them and shake them. |
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01-18-2013, 10:05 PM
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The alien thing
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Faux_Pas
I....
I actually do that....
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And now I just want to follow semi-close behind you anytime you go into a building.
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01-18-2013, 10:17 PM
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Creative Corruption
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Fluffy blanket Nice roaring fire and sugar cookies and snuggling up working on an amazing thread with a wonderfully amazing co writer.
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01-18-2013, 10:17 PM
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Pretty fuckin' ballerina
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scuttle Buttin'
And now I just want to follow semi-close behind you anytime you go into a building.
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Just no carousel doors.
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01-18-2013, 10:19 PM
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The alien thing
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Faux_Pas
Just no carousel doors.
Pinchy ouchie.
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Pinchy good!
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01-18-2013, 10:19 PM
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Pretty fuckin' ballerina
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LT:
Fucking hell, man. I'm taking alone time for certain.
Other lt:
My cat is an asshole.
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01-18-2013, 10:21 PM
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Pretty fuckin' ballerina
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scuttle Buttin'
Pinchy good!
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Not in those doors-!
Fingers or clothespins or clamps (just not alligator teethy ones like I- uh...)
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01-18-2013, 10:23 PM
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The alien thing
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Faux_Pas
Not in those doors-!
Fingers or clothespins or clamps (just not alligator teethy ones like I- uh...)
Fingers...
And teeth...
Not a DOOOOOR
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Ahem.
You want to finish that thought?
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01-18-2013, 10:40 PM
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Twin sins
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Do i want to post a pic of a nipple? I think i do.
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pardon me, my sense making abilities are inebriated at the moment.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” ~Carlin |
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01-18-2013, 10:41 PM
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Against the Current
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Water - make it cold
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01-18-2013, 10:44 PM
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The alien thing
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nina327
Do i want to post a pic of a nipple? I think i do.
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Is this a random nipple, or a specific one?
The answer could drastically change my enthusiasm level.
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