Old 01-17-2013, 02:19 PM   #105251
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That should have read: Uh, bestiality isn't allowed here at Lit.

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That should have read: Uh, bestiality isn't allowed here at Lit.

Danged fat fingers.
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:49 PM   #105258
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Old 01-17-2013, 04:58 PM   #105259
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I'd be astonished if you were, tbh. It's a UK indie comic featuring a number of crude and foul-mouthed character's, including Finbar Saunders (and his double entendres), one of whose catchphrases is the onomatopoeic *snork* when presented with anything that could be construed as rude.

OK, it loses a little in translation...
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OK, it loses a little in translation...
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Tonight? I might manage to finish the AGM in less than a minute.

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I've just re-checked their constitution which I wrote. As I thought, I have deliberately omitted any requirement for a quorum for the AGM.

As long as four members of the committee are present, the AGM will be legitimate. I'll aim to beat my own record for chairing the shortest AGM. At present my record is 13 minutes including approving changes to the constitution and raising the membership fee.

Tonight? I might manage to finish the AGM in less than a minute.

After my previous short AGM we adjourned to the pub.

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Formal AGMs are necessary but can be boring. It's the discussions afterwards that actually make things happen.

I've always thought that the best part of the AGM is the AOB.
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A proper AGM should only include in the AOB subjects that the members have been informed about with proper notice - 21 days in our constitution. Anything raised at the meeting not on the agenda should be deferred.

I beat my own record tonight. I conducted the AGM in 90 seconds including approval of the constitution, election of committee and approval of the accounts.

The Constitution had been approved by the Committee months ago and almost all those present at the AGM WERE the Committee.

We didn't have enough nominees to fill all posts. All were elected.

The accounts were simple and I had checked before I started the AGM that no one had any questions.

It has taken me longer to write this post than it took to hold the AGM.
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I beat my own record tonight. I conducted the AGM in 90 seconds including approval of the constitution, election of committee and approval of the accounts.

The Constitution had been approved by the Committee months ago and almost all those present at the AGM WERE the Committee.

We didn't have enough nominees to fill all posts. All were elected.

The accounts were simple and I had checked before I started the AGM that no one had any questions.

It has taken me longer to write this post than it took to hold the AGM.
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