It's the computer, dummy, so it's silent.
And you're so jealous you don't have any friends that you can hardly see straight.
So continue being a bitter cunt and making homo-erotic pokes and jabs, and see if anything happens besides being that you have shit-fer-brains and to go fuck yourself.
Now, off to some stimulus . . . and a resume update.
"Seeking new nadirs in sordid behavior"