Old 01-16-2013, 08:58 PM   #257101
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I snorted.

You ready to join the rest of us yet?
 

Old 01-16-2013, 09:02 PM   #257102
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I am scared.
 

Old 01-16-2013, 09:07 PM   #257103
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:10 PM   #257104
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I'm concerned about Grandma and Grandpa. The retirement community's clubhouse has strict rules about that sort of thing.
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:17 PM   #257105
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I didn't get the mean one this time, thank goodness.
 

Old 01-16-2013, 09:33 PM   #257106
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:41 PM   #257107
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Silver linings playbook. Looks interesting.
I like what's her name...Winter's Mcbone chick.
 

Old 01-16-2013, 10:08 PM   #257108
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Mom and Grandma got matching tats?
Wife n daughter...and not matching but similar...wrist scrolls...
Wifey wants a feminine match to my latest, but not spending that much til we get back from a cruise in a couple months...
 

Old 01-16-2013, 10:27 PM   #257109
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Wonder if anyone had Conrad Bain in the Dead Pool.
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:30 PM   #257110
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Very first impression was trap!...

...further thought brought the doors to the tunafish buffet are now wide open.
 

Old 01-16-2013, 10:48 PM   #257111
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Is it bad luck to eat the fortune cookie first?
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:51 PM   #257112
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:51 PM   #257113
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Is it bad luck to eat the fortune cookie first?
no. it's the other way around.
 

Old 01-17-2013, 12:13 AM   #257114
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i saw a pretty cunt today, now i can't sleep. i blame the pretty cunt for the bags that will surely be under my eyes tomorrow morning.
 

Old 01-17-2013, 12:33 AM   #257115
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Tonight I'm looking forward to LeBron James passing Kobe Bryant as the youngest NBA player to score the most points.

In 5, 4, 3, 2..... vera soon
 

Old 01-17-2013, 12:36 AM   #257116
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Thumbs up

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Old 01-17-2013, 01:20 AM   #257117
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:40 AM   #257118
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i should not smile
Good Girl.
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:17 AM   #257119
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The noise. The noise from their guns.
Perhaps that's why. Hmm.
 

Old 01-17-2013, 03:45 AM   #257120
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I want sleep. Stupid over night shift.
four more hours to go...

darn it.
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You can call me Pocahontas...*nods*
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:53 AM   #257121
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I love this!

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=cnzOm...%3DcnzOmXK21aI
 

Old 01-17-2013, 03:55 AM   #257122
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:40 AM   #257123
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:51 AM   #257124
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Ten more minutes.
I can do it.
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:19 AM   #257125
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Silver linings playbook. Looks interesting.
I like what's her name...Winter's Mcbone chick.
Very good movie. 8.5/10.

Also, therapy. I may need some.
 
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