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Old 01-16-2013, 07:03 PM   #1
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Well Damn. More Surgery Friday.

Afraid so.

I having multi troubles pissing since the first of December and as the Forty Thousand surgery should have fixed that for a long time, I not a happy camper!

I got "Scoped" today. I have some scar tissue and a damned big kidney stone lodged in my Prostate.

Hell, I may come to like laser surgery...
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Afraid so.

I having multi troubles pissing since the first of December and as the Forty Thousand surgery should have fixed that for a long time, I not a happy camper!

I got "Scoped" today. I have some scar tissue and a damned big kidney stone lodged in my Prostate.

Hell, I may come to like laser surgery...
Best of luck. I can't imagine the dilemma that must come along with wee troubles.

Here's to wishing you a happy pisser in 2013.
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:49 PM   #3
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Best of luck. I can't imagine the dilemma that must come along with wee troubles.

Here's to wishing you a happy pisser in 2013.
Thanks and you have no ideal how much I want that!

I've had about a week and a half of what I can only assume will be the new normal pissing since September Eleven...it was Great!

this is way to much entertainment for me.
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Eek. Best of luck, let's hope this is the surgery that does the job!
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Afraid so.

I having multi troubles pissing since the first of December and as the Forty Thousand surgery should have fixed that for a long time, I not a happy camper!

I got "Scoped" today. I have some scar tissue and a damned big kidney stone lodged in my Prostate.

Hell, I may come to like laser surgery...
Well fuck, that sucks.

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Old 01-18-2013, 03:36 PM   #6
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Home.

Sore and Sleepy already had one four hour nap.

May trake another.
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Glad you're home and well. I hope recovery is quick and easy!!!
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Afraid so.

I having multi troubles pissing since the first of December and as the Forty Thousand surgery should have fixed that for a long time, I not a happy camper!

I got "Scoped" today. I have some scar tissue and a damned big kidney stone lodged in my Prostate.

Hell, I may come to like laser surgery...
This ^^^ and this >>> Renal Joy tell me that God (if one believes in such things) should be given an Unsportsmanlike penalty.

Speedy recovery fgarvb1!
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Old 01-21-2013, 11:38 AM   #9
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Yes!

The catheter was removed this morning!

Naturally, I have to go back to work tomorrow.
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Old 04-05-2013, 09:50 PM   #10
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Double Damn

More surgery on April 16.

More scar tissue and another rock wedged in it.

The good Doctor did manage to push the stone back into my bladder so now at least I can piss with a half volume stream...hopefully until surgery.

Good times!

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Jeez Louise!!!

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Old 04-05-2013, 09:57 PM   #12
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Wow, fgarv, you sure have a lot going on. Wishing you luck.
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Oy! That sucks. Best of luck to you.
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holy crap--how did i miss this the first time?

be well, man. here's hoping this time's the charm.

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Oi VeY! Again, and so soon.

Make sure they get all the wee buggers this time.

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OK.

Going in tomorrow morningThanks for the best wishes, prayers and good thoughts.

I'll be Back!
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I arrived home about 1:00pm yesterday.

Stone removed circle of scar tissue "Hot knifed out" whatever that means.

Hurts more than last time and I'll have this damned hose in until Sunday.

Somehow my wife talked the doctor into letting her take it out.

She was at on time a LVN.

I will not be here much for a while...it hurts to sit in this chair!

Later.

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I arrived home about 1:00pm yesterday.

Stone removed circle of scar tissue "Hot knifed out" whatever that means.

Hurts more than last time and I'll have this damned hose in until Sunday.

Somehow my wife talked the doctor into letting her take it out.

She was at on time a LVN.

I will not be here much for a while...it hurts to sit in this chair!

Later.

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I had the wife remove the catheter a few minutes ago.

Ouch! I DO NOT like those things! I know it is a day early but it was causing more problems than normal and it was time to go!

Now I have to slowly dial down the Narco, Advil and AZO over the next few days.

So don't expect me to argue much...I'm not all here.

Even less than normal!
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Thanks everyone for the kind words!
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I had the wife remove the catheter a few minutes ago.

Ouch! I DO NOT like those things! I know it is a day early but it was causing more problems than normal and it was time to go!

Now I have to slowly dial down the Narco, Advil and AZO over the next few days.

So don't expect me to argue much...I'm not all here.

Even less than normal!
Oh, yay! Are'nt catheters the worst? Bleh. Buh bye.
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