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Old 01-16-2013, 11:02 AM   #17326
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Old 01-16-2013, 11:35 AM   #17327
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Old 01-16-2013, 06:24 PM   #17329
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Some day I'll figure out how to post this but I think it works

If I may, there is a small icon in the tool bar of the message box. (see image)


When creating a new message if you cut and paste the url in that box most of the time your image will appear in the message. I say most of the time because Lit has blocked some websites from showing up.

I expect trial and error will sort this out in time.

Have fun. If you have any questions most here are happy to help.

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Old 01-16-2013, 06:41 PM   #17330
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If I may, there is a small icon in the tool bar of the message box. (see image)


When creating a new message if you cut and paste the url in that box most of the time your image will appear in the message. I say most of the time because Lit has blocked some websites from showing up.

I expect trial and error will sort this out in time.

Have fun. If you have any questions most here are happy to help.

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Do take note that in the illustration, the little yellow icon that is being highlighted is the one that creates hyperlinks to illustrations. The one that looks like a world with two chain links in front of it makes a hyperlink (look three icons to the left of the square yellow one with the thought bubble in the illustration) from text. The two serve different but related purposes.
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Old 01-16-2013, 07:39 PM   #17331
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Do take note that in the illustration, the little yellow icon that is being highlighted is the one that creates hyperlinks to illustrations. The one that looks like a world with two chain links in front of it makes a hyperlink (look three icons to the left of the square yellow one with the thought bubble in the illustration) from text. The two serve different but related purposes.
Do pay attention to midwestyankee, he is one of the smart ones around here

I'm just one of the smart-assed ones.

Hell, I just discovered how to do that thought-bubble-thingie a few hours ago...
 

Old 01-16-2013, 09:34 PM   #17332
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:13 AM   #17333
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The new meteorologist has the sweetest eastern accent. He sounds really jolly, so much so that it doesn't even make me shrudder when he tells me it'll be -25C (-13F).
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:32 AM   #17334
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The new meteorologist has the sweetest eastern accent. He sounds really jolly, so much so that it doesn't even make me shrudder when he tells me it'll be -25C (-13F).
That...is horrifying, LOL.
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:59 AM   #17335
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That...is horrifying, LOL.
Indeed, those sweet eastern accents can be crazy-making.
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:03 PM   #17336
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He said I have his temper and he has seen it coming out.

Ha! I think I will take that as a compliment.

I'm tired of just rolling over and taking it. Well..okay..I miss taking it but I'm not talking about "that".
 

Old 01-17-2013, 08:37 PM   #17338
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Okay..that's it..I need a tutor. *pouting*

This amused me. Especially the comments below the article talking about being jipped when it comes to the amount of meat they were getting. *sigh* I need to get my head out of the gutter.

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs...ews-deals.html

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Old 01-17-2013, 09:42 PM   #17339
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Okay..that's it..I need a tutor. *pouting*

This amused me. Especially the comments below the article talking about being jipped when it comes to the amount of meat they were getting. *sigh* I need to get my head out of the gutter.

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs...ews-deals.html
I loved this comment:
Oh great. Now my wife is going to get out the tape measure.
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:47 PM   #17340
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Old 01-18-2013, 02:18 PM   #17341
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Old 01-18-2013, 07:03 PM   #17342
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"The weirdest thing happened to me last night. The last thing I remember was leaving the bar at closing time and getting into the car to drive home. Then, there was a bright light and...and I an alien abducted me!"

"Oh my god!" Mike said, "What happened then!"

"The alien held me down and...and...and anally probed me!"

"Holy shit! What did the alien look like?"

"Carl."
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:42 PM   #17343
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Old 01-19-2013, 10:51 AM   #17344
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Old 01-19-2013, 08:42 PM   #17345
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Old 01-20-2013, 10:24 PM   #17346
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A conversation with a friend who thinks I should be in a relationship or at least dating.

"Right K, whats your perfect guy"

"Ummm someone who likes me, wants to be seen in public with me, isn't in a relationship and doesn't have ANY contact with their ex"

*insert incredulous look* "but what about interests, height, age etc"

"Those four are impossible enough to find, I am not going to make it any more difficult"

It will be interesting to see what guys she comes up *sigh* and at least I will win some money from the betting book of when I will get dumped for someone else

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Old 01-20-2013, 10:52 PM   #17347
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A conversation with a friend who thinks I should be in a relationship or at least dating.

"Right K, whats your perfect guy"

"Ummm someone who likes me, wants to be seen in public with me, isn't in a relationship and doesn't have ANY contact with their ex"

*insert incredulous look* "but what about interests, height, age etc"

"Those four are impossible enough to find, I am not going to make it any more difficult"

It will be interesting to see what guys she comes up *sigh* and at least I will win some money from the betting book of when I will get dumped for someone else
Sounds like we've been dating the same kind of men.
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Old 01-20-2013, 11:07 PM   #17348
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Sounds like we've been dating the same kind of men.
Sounds about right, oh well if nothing else, it keeps us entertained.
 

Old 01-20-2013, 11:16 PM   #17349
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....It will be interesting to see what guys she comes up *sigh* and at least I will win some money from the betting book of when I will get dumped for someone else
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Sounds about right, oh well if nothing else, it keeps us entertained.
Anyone up for a nice cuddly three-way hug?

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Old 01-20-2013, 11:33 PM   #17350
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Anyone up for a nice cuddly three-way hug?

{{{Bunnymyfriend&namesake+kiwimyfriend+(ofcourse!)me}}}
I think that sounds like a great idea. Hell even my teddy bear has gone into hiding to escape from my hugs

*hugs and smiles*
 
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