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01-14-2013, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by OTCurve
Next slice?! They have a word for women like you...you are a caketease!
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How dare you!
Oh hang on, I've got a little frosting on my fingers, let me just lick that off.
Now, where were we? oh yes, caketease...
Meh - I've been called worse.
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01-14-2013, 07:51 PM
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Literotica Guru
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The smell of freshly baked cookies filling the house is more than I can take. I'm sure tollhouse cookies count as clean eating, right?!
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Thunder Road, for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tyres rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, remember what me and Billy we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all then threw it all away...
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01-14-2013, 07:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by imemkay
How dare you!
Oh hang on, I've got a little frosting on my fingers, let me just lick that off.
Now, where were we? oh yes, caketease...
Meh - I've been called worse.
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An evil, frosted woman...an icing princess...
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01-14-2013, 08:22 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Evolution took the day off today...
This morning, in traffic, I saw a man combing his comb-over with one of those small ice scraper / snow brush combos, while driving.
Checking his stellar coiffure in his mirror, he almost rear-ended a woman in a Honda Civic, who was completely oblivious to the near miss as she was too busy applying make-up and pursing / puckering her lips at herself in her mirror. While driving.
They walk (and drive) among us.
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01-14-2013, 08:52 PM
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Literotica Guru
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They post among us too. Mostly on this forum. Oh and all over Facebook about gun control laws. Ugh.
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Thunder Road, for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tyres rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, remember what me and Billy we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all then threw it all away...
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01-14-2013, 09:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Emerson40
This morning, in traffic, I saw a man combing his comb-over with one of those small ice scraper / snow brush combos, while driving.
Checking his stellar coiffure in his mirror, he almost rear-ended a woman in a Honda Civic, who was completely oblivious to the near miss as she was too busy applying make-up and pursing / puckering her lips at herself in her mirror. While driving.
They walk (and drive) among us.
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Well, he gets points for creativity. I've never seen anyone use a snow brush on their hair before.
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01-14-2013, 09:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OTCurve
An evil, frosted woman...an icing princess...
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Nope, never been called either one of those. I have probably been called evil before.
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01-14-2013, 09:45 PM
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Nope, never been called either one of those. I have probably been called evil before. |
You, evil? Not frosted but plain evil? Nah, don't buy it...moderately deranged at best..at best!
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01-14-2013, 09:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OTCurve
You, evil? Not frosted but plain evil? Nah, don't buy it...moderately deranged at best..at best!
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I didn't say I was evil....just that I'm sure I've been called evil before. There's a difference.
Moderately deranged? Oh, you really have NO idea. 
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01-14-2013, 10:05 PM
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I didn't say I was evil....just that I'm sure I've been called evil before. There's a difference.
Moderately deranged? Oh, you really have NO idea. |
You're right, there is a difference. I sit corrected.
Yea, I am a babe in the woods where derangement is concerned...well, moderate derangement anyway... 
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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All generalizations are false, including this one. - Mark Twain
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01-15-2013, 02:18 AM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
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Yea, I am a babe in the woods where derangement is concerned...well, moderate derangement anyway... |
Oh come on, take that last, teensy weensy step into full-on insanity, you'll be glad you did! Remember, anything worth doing is worth doing well!
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01-15-2013, 07:48 AM
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Sweet n Innocent
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Originally Posted by imemkay
I didn't say I was evil....just that I'm sure I've been called evil before. There's a difference.
Moderately deranged? Oh, you really have NO idea. |
I've perved enough of your posts to state quite confidently that I can provide proof that you are indeed off of the deranged scale.
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Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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01-15-2013, 07:54 AM
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I've perved enough of your posts to state quite confidently that I can provide proof that you are indeed off of the deranged scale. |
Hahahaha! I'll take that as the compliment I'm sure it was intended to be!
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01-15-2013, 07:56 AM
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Hahahaha! I'll take that as the compliment I'm sure it was intended to be! |
Of course it was! You don't think I'd hang around with just anybody, do ya? Sheesh! I do have standards, yanno! OK, they're low, but they're still standards!
You're welcome. 
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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01-15-2013, 08:30 AM
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Of course it was! You don't think I'd hang around with just anybody, do ya? Sheesh! I do have standards, yanno! OK, they're low, but they're still standards!
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You're right, standards are standards, doesn't matter if they're high or low!
It does make me wonder, though; exactly which posts have outed me as deranged? It was the "Control" thread, wasn't it? Maybe "The New Gif" thread? If it's the new gif thread, I take no responsibility, there are some good gifs there, especially from one particular Litster.
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01-15-2013, 08:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by imemkay
You're right, standards are standards, doesn't matter if they're high or low!
It does make me wonder, though; exactly which posts have outed me as deranged? It was the "Control" thread, wasn't it? Maybe "The New Gif" thread? If it's the new gif thread, I take no responsibility, there are some good gifs there, especially from one particular Litster.
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Hon, it's a cumulative effect - even in the hospital thread. You are the sum of your parts, yanno.
But that reminds me; I've been ignoring the Control thread far too much lately.
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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01-15-2013, 09:05 AM
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Hon, it's a cumulative effect - even in the hospital thread. You are the sum of your parts, yanno.
But that reminds me; I've been ignoring the Control thread far too much lately. |
Damn, I thought I was hiding it well.
Oh, the Control thread is great!
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01-15-2013, 09:23 AM
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I'm probably better than the average bear about noticing little things though.
The Control thread is my favorite addiction. 
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
DISCLAIMER: Asshat PMs will probably earn you a starring role in the PM Asshattery thread. |
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01-16-2013, 01:13 AM
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Well, that was something!
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01-16-2013, 02:29 AM
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The Last Unicorn
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I found out tonight that I'm worth $24 a minute. That feels pretty damned good. Them's call girl prices. |
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01-16-2013, 02:42 AM
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Close to the best $720 I've ever spent.
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Thunder Road, for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tyres rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, remember what me and Billy we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all then threw it all away...
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01-16-2013, 06:05 AM
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The Last Unicorn
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*Taps fingers*
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01-16-2013, 08:24 AM
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If I paid $24/minute to talk to you, imagine what I'd pay to .... wait... do you feel like a call girl now?
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Thunder Road, for the lost lovers and all the fixed games
Thunder Road, for the tyres rushing by in the rain
Thunder Road, remember what me and Billy we'd always say
Thunder Road, we were gonna take it all then threw it all away...
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01-16-2013, 09:56 AM
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The Last Unicorn
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If I paid $24/minute to talk to you, imagine what I'd pay to .... wait... do you feel like a call girl now? |
A little bit.
So the price has been set. $1440 an hour. I'm finally getting paid what I deserve. |
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01-16-2013, 01:26 PM
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Fuck you Boots
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I would like my money back for 2013 so far. I am not enjoying my life experience.
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Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips
Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen
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Come on in--the smut is fine
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