Old 01-14-2013, 10:46 PM   #951
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why not a nice & simple, "i don't fucking care, fuck off"?

when you come right down to it, you don't know if the asshat is big into humiliation. so don't feed it, i say.

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Good point; hadn't thought of that. Next time!
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Old 01-15-2013, 12:13 AM   #952
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and sadly, there's always gonna be a next time... :>

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Old 01-15-2013, 12:46 AM   #953
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OK, I truly do not know what to make of this one:

Originally Posted by (name withheld to protect the innocent - or guilty - I'm not sure which):
I am a man pretending to be a submissive woman ..so fucking lame!

Yes, that is. You can come discuss it HERE if you'd like.

I joked not long ago that I'm a 40-something year old, 400+ pound man living in mama's basement. I don't know if that's what he's referencing or if it's something else altogether. Things that make you go hmmm.
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:55 AM   #955
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OK, I truly do not know what to make of this one:

Originally Posted by (name withheld to protect the innocent - or guilty - I'm not sure which):
I am a man pretending to be a submissive woman ..so fucking lame!

Yes, that is. You can come discuss it HERE if you'd like.

I joked not long ago that I'm a 40-something year old, 400+ pound man living in mama's basement. I don't know if that's what he's referencing or if it's something else altogether. Things that make you go hmmm.
OMG lol...I got that one this morning, too!
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OMG lol...I got that one this morning, too!
Did you refer him to our happy little Asshat clinic as well?
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Did you refer him to our happy little Asshat clinic as well?
Please see the PM Asshattery thread....and learn how NOT to be a fucktard! Ha!
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Please see the PM Asshattery thread....and learn how NOT to be a fucktard! Ha!
That counts as a referral in my book. I hope you charged him for the consultation!
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That counts as a referral in my book. I hope you charged him for the consultation!
I'm not sure I want to know where to send that bill.....gonna call that one "on the house"!
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I'm sure it's probably the address for his mama's basement.
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I'm sure it's probably the address for his mama's basement.
God, lets hope! Don't want that guy running around in the world unsupervised!
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It makes me feel a bit sorry for his mother though. Can't you imagine what the insurance clerks would think when they read the HCFA form? Sadly, I'm sure there's an appropriate diagnosis for people like that.
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It makes me feel a bit sorry for his mother though. Can't you imagine what the insurance clerks would think when they read the HCFA form? Sadly, I'm sure there's an appropriate diagnosis for people like that.
Yep, he has penis envy--and it's all his mother's fault.
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It makes me feel a bit sorry for his mother though. Can't you imagine what the insurance clerks would think when they read the HCFA form? Sadly, I'm sure there's an appropriate diagnosis for people like that.
I'm sure there is....sexual identity crisis? Chronic low self esteem?
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Asshat #9,958: ur profile says ur bisexual, are you bisexual for real?

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Asshat #9,958: Can we chat and play bisexual together? im a super cute slut with huge breasts who wants to suck your pussy and finger your ass and make you cum hard.

Me: Dude seriously, you're over doing it & can you just admit you're a guy?

If you are indeed a woman, then look here toots, i get enough bullshit pm's from idiots with cocks, i don't need bullshit pm's from an idiot with a pussy. & Another thing "super cute slut with big tits" if it's that easy-i most def don't want it.

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I got the one about the guy pretending to be a submissive woman too! Heck did he mail everyone?

Also some sllmey turd saying "wifes out want to play?"

Like that will float my boat!
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I got the one about the guy pretending to be a submissive woman too! Heck did he mail everyone?

Also some sllmey turd saying "wifes out want to play?"

Like that will float my boat!
Sounds like he's stalking the Asshattery thread!
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Sounds like he's stalking the Asshattery thread!
Could well be, although I wrote back and asked why he was apologising to me as - had never spoken to him before, then I pointed out that people around here weren't too keen on deceipt and not to do it again, heck if he wants to be a tv sub...be one!
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This thread should be required reading by all new members before they can make their first post...

Might cut down on all the crap you ladies are getting....
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Nah. Everybody tends to think they're special and rules don't apply to them.

OK, I already admitted in another thread that I'm cranky as hell. Imagine how well it went over when I got a PM from a total stranger, simply saying "Keep smiling." It's the PM version of telling somebody to have a nice day when they're extremely pissed off.

I just said fuck off as I hit the delete button. I am NOT in the mood to be told to keep smiling right now! I realize that it was nice, polite, and innocent as PMs go, but it was akin to dumping a huge container of gasoline on an already raging fire.
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Nah. Everybody tends to think they're special and rules don't apply to them.

OK, I already admitted in another thread that I'm cranky as hell. Imagine how well it went over when I got a PM from a total stranger, simply saying "Keep smiling." It's the PM version of telling somebody to have a nice day when they're extremely pissed off.

I just said fuck off as I hit the delete button. I am NOT in the mood to be told to keep smiling right now! I realize that it was nice, polite, and innocent as PMs go, but it was akin to dumping a huge container of gasoline on an already raging fire.
You may have a point there....

And you be whatever the heck you want to be, cranky or otherwise! A total stranger, telling me to keep smiling? "Kiss my keister" would be my first thought...
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Hey everyone! Remember that asshole that tried to hypnotize me over PM? Well, he's back!

I want you to pay attention to each word...
I want you to believe that every word is true...
Pay attention to each line as you scroll down...
Pay attention to every detail as you read slowly...
You find that each word pulls you in more, and each line pulls your
attention to only these words...
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Look at my words and listen to them carefully...
You will begin to feel yourself breathing easier...
Relaxing and breathing in deeply...
In and out...
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And breathing softly out...
You will find it easier to just sit back and relax...
You find yourself drifting into a peaceful place, where sand there
lying with you, and the waves of the ocean are close by...
You can hear he waves now as you drift away...
You feel your body relaxing more and more with each word...
As you scroll down, your body sinks down with each little scrolling
drag...
You'll become sleepier and sleepier...
As you scroll down, you find your body sinking into the warm sand
beneath you...
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being washed away with the currents, being taken out to sea...
As you lay there on the beach, the warm sand carressed your back and
shoulders. Your legs, ankles, hands, neck, and head all are being
massaged by this magical sand...
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bliss as you relax further and further now...
Relaxing now on the beach as the warm sand takes your body slowly...
Relaxing now as the waves take your mind, which only wishes to read
on...
You want to keep reading...
Bliss overflowing your mind and body...
The beach's sand so relaxing and warm....
The beach's air so crisp, so soothing...
The beach's waves so calming as they crash softly into the beach
itself...
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much...
Total relaxation...
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Must keep reading...
It's so hard to think as you lay there...
So hard to think as the waves take your thoughts away...
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Say it...
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Now your eyes start to see these words in front of a spiral...
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head...
My spiral is taking your mind and body as you relax more and more...
Become sleepier and sleepier...
The spiral is spinning and as it spins, you find it so difficult to
look away...
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Powerless to look away...
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No thought remain...
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As you get so sleepy...
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Become sleepier and sleepier...
Whisper yes with what you agree...
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into my total hypnotic bliss...
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as you only wish to keep reading them...
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Now being hypnotized fully now...
10 Needing my words...
9 Wanting to obey my every word...
8 Loving my words...
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5 Slowly getting to that bliss you need...
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3 Wishing to keep going down...
2 Further down...
1 Almost there...
0 And fully hypnotized...
Deep in my hypnotic power...
Now.... keep reading and do as my words tell you...
Listen to my every word...
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Follow my words now...
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I want you to reply to me, Sentientbeing1, when you are done reading this message. You will message me saying your full name, your age, your sex, and you will type "I was hypnotized by you SentientBeing1 and must obey." After you send your reply to me... you will wake from your trance completely. you will be very, very happy and want me to hypnotize you again soon.


But this time, Ive decided to screw with him. So I sent of some bogus information that, just to be clear, is NOT my real name or age. I'll keep you posted if he messages back.
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OK, I truly do not know what to make of this one:

Originally Posted by (name withheld to protect the innocent - or guilty - I'm not sure which):
I am a man pretending to be a submissive woman ..so fucking lame!

Yes, that is. You can come discuss it HERE if you'd like.

I joked not long ago that I'm a 40-something year old, 400+ pound man living in mama's basement. I don't know if that's what he's referencing or if it's something else altogether. Things that make you go hmmm.
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OMG lol...I got that one this morning, too!
I think I got that one too. It was definitely a "er?" moment. [laughs]

<I am pathetic... Pretending to be a submissive woman... Wow am I lame>

[laughs] Okay whatever....
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Originally Posted by Aurantica View Post
Hey everyone! Remember that asshole that tried to hypnotize me over PM? Well, he's back!

I want you to pay attention to each word..

But this time, Ive decided to screw with him. So I sent of some bogus information that, just to be clear, is NOT my real name or age. I'll keep you posted if he messages back.
Damn it! I think I just sent him my information. Thanks!
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