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Old 01-14-2013, 03:49 PM   #256851
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Some people didn't like that dress, but I think she worked it. There were worse messes, though:



Beautiful women, bad dresses.



It's the best thing, ever. You'd have to put a gun to my head to pull out when I'm in that zone.
My daughter had a dress like the first one yesterday. Though she used terry towels and head bands...
Can't wait to see what Joan Rivers has to say about that!
 

Old 01-14-2013, 03:49 PM   #256852
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Old 01-14-2013, 03:50 PM   #256853
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Looks like her boobs sag to her belly button. She is incredibly beautiful though.
 

Old 01-14-2013, 03:50 PM   #256854
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Old 01-14-2013, 04:03 PM   #256855
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If you watch creampie porn, nine times out of ten, you will definitely hear some man moans grinding on up to outright roaring. When a guy is hitting it raw and doesn't have to pull out when he climbs up to bust that nut, he feels that shit and he ain't faking it.
Oooooh, now I have a dilemma. I cannot stand creampie porn. Bleh. However, as much as I love to hear a good fuck/orgasm, I might have to wade through a few (ewww!) to find something worth a listen. I suppose I can always stop it before the final scene of oozing, creamy bleh-i-ness.

Thanks for the tip!
 

Old 01-14-2013, 04:04 PM   #256856
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Old 01-14-2013, 04:05 PM   #256857
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Heh heh heh. Lookit Taylor's smolder. Adele is all good times.
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Old 01-14-2013, 04:35 PM   #256858
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Old 01-14-2013, 04:53 PM   #256859
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Heh heh heh. Lookit Taylor's smolder. Adele is all good times.
Oh yeah?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhU4NSg01wo
 

Old 01-14-2013, 05:04 PM   #256860
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Do you eat imitation calamari?
I was okay with it until the permanent poo-flavouring.
 

Old 01-14-2013, 06:06 PM   #256861
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Old 01-14-2013, 06:19 PM   #256862
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Old 01-14-2013, 06:26 PM   #256864
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Old 01-14-2013, 06:27 PM   #256865
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Old 01-14-2013, 06:31 PM   #256866
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Old 01-14-2013, 06:32 PM   #256867
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Old 01-14-2013, 06:37 PM   #256868
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I hate that they do that, yet it makes me smile because I picture you laughing and watching those vermin scramble about doing exactly what you expected. I say just get a cat instead.
 

Old 01-14-2013, 06:39 PM   #256869
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Old 01-14-2013, 06:41 PM   #256870
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it was cold.
It was hot. :-)
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Old 01-14-2013, 06:50 PM   #256872
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Old 01-14-2013, 06:55 PM   #256873
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Nice! If breasts could absorb and grow with all the worry and difficulties of a woman's life, maybe the bad times would seem worthwhile.

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Old 01-14-2013, 06:57 PM   #256874
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Old 01-14-2013, 07:26 PM   #256875
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I wish my phone would automatically sync all docs whenever I place it atop the laptop.
 
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