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I spewed tea.

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Old 01-14-2013, 03:42 PM   #256827
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Old 01-14-2013, 03:45 PM   #256828
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If I'd thought of it in time I would have put "bigus dickus" in there too.
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Old 01-14-2013, 03:49 PM   #256829
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If I'd thought of it in time I would have put "bigus dickus" in there too.
Redundant.

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Old 01-14-2013, 03:52 PM   #256830
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Old 01-14-2013, 03:59 PM   #256831
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In porn vids, why don't guys make more noise? Noise as in vocal noise, or even a grunt, or a long, drawn-out groan when it just feels so fucking good. Why not? Why not, I ask you, why not?!

I'm so tired of hearing the women that I have to turn down the volume. Bummer, 'cause I really, really like to hear a man enjoy a good, hard, fuck.
If you watch creampie porn, nine times out of ten, you will definitely hear some man moans grinding on up to outright roaring. When a guy is hitting it raw and doesn't have to pull out when he climbs up to bust that nut, he feels that shit and he ain't faking it.
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Old 01-14-2013, 04:01 PM   #256832
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Now, with Lady Halle, there will be sounds, trust that.
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Old 01-14-2013, 04:26 PM   #256833
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Is she wearing her mum's net curtains.
 

Old 01-14-2013, 04:28 PM   #256834
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If you watch creampie porn, nine times out of ten, you will definitely hear some man moans grinding on up to outright roaring. When a guy is hitting it raw and doesn't have to pull out when he climbs up to bust that nut, he feels that shit and he ain't faking it.

i love it bareback more than anything, because when he comes inside, it's always deliciously loud.
 

Old 01-14-2013, 04:33 PM   #256835
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i love it bareback more than anything, because when he comes inside, it's always deliciously loud.
Oddly enough, when you search for 'bareback' on porn sites, you almost always get two dudes.

I hate that.
 

Old 01-14-2013, 04:37 PM   #256836
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Old 01-14-2013, 04:38 PM   #256837
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Old 01-14-2013, 04:45 PM   #256838
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Some people didn't like that dress, but I think she worked it. There were worse messes, though:



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i love it bareback more than anything, because when he comes inside, it's always deliciously loud.
It's the best thing, ever. You'd have to put a gun to my head to pull out when I'm in that zone.
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Old 01-14-2013, 04:45 PM   #256839
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monday mehs
 

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Some people didn't like that dress, but I think she worked it. There were worse messes, though:



Beautiful women, bad dresses.



It's the best thing, ever. You'd have to put a gun to my head to pull out when I'm in that zone.
My daughter had a dress like the first one yesterday. Though she used terry towels and head bands...
Can't wait to see what Joan Rivers has to say about that!
 

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Old 01-14-2013, 04:50 PM   #256842
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Looks like her boobs sag to her belly button. She is incredibly beautiful though.
 

Old 01-14-2013, 04:50 PM   #256843
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Old 01-14-2013, 05:03 PM   #256844
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If you watch creampie porn, nine times out of ten, you will definitely hear some man moans grinding on up to outright roaring. When a guy is hitting it raw and doesn't have to pull out when he climbs up to bust that nut, he feels that shit and he ain't faking it.
Oooooh, now I have a dilemma. I cannot stand creampie porn. Bleh. However, as much as I love to hear a good fuck/orgasm, I might have to wade through a few (ewww!) to find something worth a listen. I suppose I can always stop it before the final scene of oozing, creamy bleh-i-ness.

Thanks for the tip!
 

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Old 01-14-2013, 05:05 PM   #256846
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Heh heh heh. Lookit Taylor's smolder. Adele is all good times.
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Old 01-14-2013, 05:35 PM   #256847
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Old 01-14-2013, 05:53 PM   #256848
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Heh heh heh. Lookit Taylor's smolder. Adele is all good times.
Oh yeah?

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I was okay with it until the permanent poo-flavouring.
 

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