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Not sure why you say that, but I'm always torn by my love for cephalopods. Somehow I still manage to eat them anyway, though.
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:14 PM   #256827
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:22 PM   #256828
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:32 PM   #256830
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Most of us will be there in 20-40 years to keep you company.

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Old 01-14-2013, 02:34 PM   #256831
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In the meantime, enjoy this lovely handbasket.
Tsk, Byron will get it.
 

Old 01-14-2013, 02:36 PM   #256832
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Opening scene of The Tempest? I would feign die a dry death.
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You, you and your "humor".
 

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I spewed tea.

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Brilliant!
 

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Thanks.
If I'd thought of it in time I would have put "bigus dickus" in there too.
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:49 PM   #256840
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If I'd thought of it in time I would have put "bigus dickus" in there too.
Redundant.

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Old 01-14-2013, 02:59 PM   #256842
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In porn vids, why don't guys make more noise? Noise as in vocal noise, or even a grunt, or a long, drawn-out groan when it just feels so fucking good. Why not? Why not, I ask you, why not?!

I'm so tired of hearing the women that I have to turn down the volume. Bummer, 'cause I really, really like to hear a man enjoy a good, hard, fuck.
If you watch creampie porn, nine times out of ten, you will definitely hear some man moans grinding on up to outright roaring. When a guy is hitting it raw and doesn't have to pull out when he climbs up to bust that nut, he feels that shit and he ain't faking it.
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Old 01-14-2013, 03:01 PM   #256843
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Now, with Lady Halle, there will be sounds, trust that.
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Old 01-14-2013, 03:26 PM   #256844
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i love it bareback more than anything, because when he comes inside, it's always deliciously loud.
 

Old 01-14-2013, 03:33 PM   #256846
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i love it bareback more than anything, because when he comes inside, it's always deliciously loud.
Oddly enough, when you search for 'bareback' on porn sites, you almost always get two dudes.

I hate that.
 

Old 01-14-2013, 03:37 PM   #256847
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Old 01-14-2013, 03:45 PM   #256849
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Some people didn't like that dress, but I think she worked it. There were worse messes, though:



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It's the best thing, ever. You'd have to put a gun to my head to pull out when I'm in that zone.
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