Old 01-14-2013, 01:54 PM   #256776
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it's really tarty and makes your ears laugh.
This isn't such a bad description of you, in fact.
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Old 01-14-2013, 01:58 PM   #256777
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This isn't such a bad description of you, in fact.
Ha! M&S's version is much better though.
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:05 PM   #256778
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Ha! M&S's version is much better though.
<-----is willing to try a blindfolded taste test.
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:07 PM   #256779
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:09 PM   #256780
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<-----is willing to try a blindfolded taste test.
You're an obliging kinda fella aren't you? I'll nip back to Marks tomorrow then.

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Old 01-14-2013, 02:10 PM   #256781
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I'm going to have a hard time ordering calamari going forward.

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Old 01-14-2013, 02:10 PM   #256782
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You're an obliging kinda fella aren't you? I'll nip back to Marks tomorrow then.

Pin back your ears!
It's occasionally suggested. Have to say I'm not the biggest fan of cherry confections. I'm game, though.
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:12 PM   #256783
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I'm going to have a hard time ordering calamari going forward
Not sure why you say that, but I'm always torn by my love for cephalopods. Somehow I still manage to eat them anyway, though.
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:13 PM   #256784
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Not sure why you say that, but I'm always torn by my love for cephalopods. Somehow I still manage to eat them anyway, though.
Check out the latest This American Life podcast.
 

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Hmm. I will. Thanks.
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It's couldn't care less, not could care less. FOR FUCK SAKE!
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:26 PM   #256787
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Old 01-14-2013, 02:32 PM   #256788
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Most of us will be there in 20-40 years to keep you company.

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In the meantime, enjoy this lovely handbasket.
Tsk, Byron will get it.
 

Old 01-14-2013, 02:36 PM   #256790
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Why, is it about a shitty TV show or dated prog rock?
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Opening scene of The Tempest? I would feign die a dry death.
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You, you and your "humor".
 

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Please respond in Latin.
 

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I spewed tea.

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If I'd thought of it in time I would have put "bigus dickus" in there too.
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Redundant.

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In porn vids, why don't guys make more noise? Noise as in vocal noise, or even a grunt, or a long, drawn-out groan when it just feels so fucking good. Why not? Why not, I ask you, why not?!

I'm so tired of hearing the women that I have to turn down the volume. Bummer, 'cause I really, really like to hear a man enjoy a good, hard, fuck.
If you watch creampie porn, nine times out of ten, you will definitely hear some man moans grinding on up to outright roaring. When a guy is hitting it raw and doesn't have to pull out when he climbs up to bust that nut, he feels that shit and he ain't faking it.
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