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01-04-2013, 06:25 AM
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#12051
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Draco interdum Vincit
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Originally Posted by Noor
and you get a bearded fisherman
I put in a reformulation ruling
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and nobody buys the results.
I put in a "how to cure sexual neutrality" book
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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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01-04-2013, 08:25 AM
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Citizen of the World
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
and nobody buys the results.
I put in a "how to cure sexual neutrality" book
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and you get Armageddon
I put in a bomb shelter
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Posted by Byron In Exile 05-20-2014
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Originally Posted by Noor View Post
hoo mchm huq h khz xw ncfaj
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Nobody will get that.
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Byron's Wake and Super Cool Threads.
"Color is my day-long obsession, joy and torment."-Monet
“Don’t let society define who you are supposed to be. If you want to be a dinosaur, you go out there and be the best dinosaur you can be!” —T-Rex 1
WARNING
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01-04-2013, 01:51 PM
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#12053
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Draco interdum Vincit
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Noor
and you get Armageddon
I put in a bomb shelter
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but the Bomb is not happy in it.
I put in a punnet of strawberries.
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Handley Page
Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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01-05-2013, 12:43 AM
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#12054
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
but the Bomb is not happy in it.
I put in a punnet of strawberries.
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But they didn't get the joke.
I put in an over-cued laugh track.
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01-05-2013, 09:42 AM
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good little witch.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jett_73
But they didn't get the joke.
I put in an over-cued laugh track.
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And you get a selection of sound effects LPs from the BBC.
I toss in an ah-oo-ga {You know what I mean.}horn and a couple of coconuts.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
The good little witch writes naughty things.
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01-05-2013, 10:30 AM
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#12056
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Draco interdum Vincit
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Originally Posted by glynndah
And you get a selection of sound effects LPs from the BBC.
I toss in an ah-oo-ga {You know what I mean.}horn and a couple of coconuts.
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Ah - the Klaxon; such a useful warning, particularly in Fog.
Sadly, however, the sky is clear and the klaxon is silent [praise the Lord].
I put in a quiet fog horn
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Handley Page
Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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01-07-2013, 05:10 AM
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#12057
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Draco interdum Vincit
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~~~~ Bump ~~~~~~~~
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Handley Page
Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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01-10-2013, 12:54 PM
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#12058
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Studies
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Ah - the Klaxon; such a useful warning, particularly in Fog.
Sadly, however, the sky is clear and the klaxon is silent [praise the Lord].
I put in a quiet fog horn
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and you get a Carl Sandburg poem.
( The fog comes
on little cat feet.
It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.)
I put in an unfinished poem to Patricia...
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01-10-2013, 06:38 PM
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#12059
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Draco interdum Vincit
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and you get a Carl Sandburg poem.
(The fog comes
on little cat feet.
It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.)
I put in an unfinished poem to Patricia...
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And she is still cursing the Postal Authorities, the transport system and you for not having received it - yet.
I put in a book of collected poems.
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Handley Page
Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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01-10-2013, 07:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
And she is still cursing the Postal Authorities, the transport system and you for not having received it - yet.
I put in a book of collected poems.
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but it's missing the page which read,
"We must
We must
We must increase the bust."
I put in a wonder bra.
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01-10-2013, 11:55 PM
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#12061
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Citizen of the World
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Artina Heartflash
but it's missing the page which read,
"We must
We must
We must increase the bust."
I put in a wonder bra.
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and you get a butt enhancer
I put in one eyelash
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Posted by Byron In Exile 05-20-2014
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Originally Posted by Noor View Post
hoo mchm huq h khz xw ncfaj
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Nobody will get that.
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Byron's Wake and Super Cool Threads.
"Color is my day-long obsession, joy and torment."-Monet
“Don’t let society define who you are supposed to be. If you want to be a dinosaur, you go out there and be the best dinosaur you can be!” —T-Rex 1
WARNING
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I will not be responsible for their replies.
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01-11-2013, 12:28 AM
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good little witch.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Noor
and you get a butt enhancer
I put in one eyelash
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I blow on it and make a wish.
I drop in the last of the Christmas candy.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
The good little witch writes naughty things.
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01-11-2013, 12:53 AM
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#12063
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Citizen of the World
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Quote:
Originally Posted by glynndah
I blow on it and make a wish.
I drop in the last of the Christmas candy.
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and you a dark chocolate covered marshmallow valentine's heart
I put in a french hair clip
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Posted by Byron In Exile 05-20-2014
Quote:
Originally Posted by Noor View Post
hoo mchm huq h khz xw ncfaj
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Nobody will get that.
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Byron's Wake and Super Cool Threads.
"Color is my day-long obsession, joy and torment."-Monet
“Don’t let society define who you are supposed to be. If you want to be a dinosaur, you go out there and be the best dinosaur you can be!” —T-Rex 1
WARNING
Any unsolicited pms of a sexual nature may be forward to my answering service.
I will not be responsible for their replies.
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01-11-2013, 04:04 AM
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WWJD4AKlondike Bar?
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And you get a can of Dapper Dan left over from the "Oh Brother Where Art Thou" movie.
I put in a can of axle grease.
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01-11-2013, 05:42 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart
And you get a can of Dapper Dan left over from the "Oh Brother Where Art Thou" movie.
I put in a can of axle grease.
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and you get Axl Rose offering you a thorny rose. "Welcome to the jungle."
I throw in Ghost Rider's flaming motorcycle.
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01-11-2013, 08:20 AM
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#12066
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Draco interdum Vincit
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Originally Posted by Artina Heartflash
and you get Axl Rose offering you a thorny rose. "Welcome to the jungle."
I throw in Ghost Rider's flaming motorcycle.
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but it squirts out all the grease in a cloud of smoke
I put in a Tyre pressure pump
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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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01-11-2013, 10:15 AM
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Studies
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
but it squirts out all the grease in a cloud of smoke
I put in a Tyre pressure pump
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and the Tyreans revolt under all that pressure.
I put in the Sherbrooke Stone for a laugh...
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01-11-2013, 11:42 AM
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#12068
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Draco interdum Vincit
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
and the Tyreans revolt under all that pressure.
I put in the Sherbrooke Stone for a laugh...
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And you're the only one laughing.
I put in a heart of gold
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Handley Page
Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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01-11-2013, 05:40 PM
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good little witch.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
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And you get some ol' Cuban guy with a big fish.
I put in a Harvest Moon.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
The good little witch writes naughty things.
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01-11-2013, 07:07 PM
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Draco interdum Vincit
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Originally Posted by glynndah
And you get some ol' Cuban guy with a big fish.
I put in a Harvest Moon.
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And it sinks over Gaskers Farm [woodstock]
I put in a very large barn.
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Handley Page
Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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01-11-2013, 09:51 PM
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Studies
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
And it sinks over Gaskers Farm [woodstock]
I put in a very large barn.
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and an Amish colony moves in.
I put in an Anti-Anabaptist preacher...
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01-12-2013, 01:15 AM
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Citizen of the World
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
and an Amish colony moves in.
I put in an Anti-Anabaptist preacher...
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and you get a Hex sign
I put in a sheet with a hole in it
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Posted by Byron In Exile 05-20-2014
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Originally Posted by Noor View Post
hoo mchm huq h khz xw ncfaj
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Nobody will get that.
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Byron's Wake and Super Cool Threads.
"Color is my day-long obsession, joy and torment."-Monet
“Don’t let society define who you are supposed to be. If you want to be a dinosaur, you go out there and be the best dinosaur you can be!” —T-Rex 1
WARNING
Any unsolicited pms of a sexual nature may be forward to my answering service.
I will not be responsible for their replies.
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01-12-2013, 06:17 AM
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Draco interdum Vincit
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and you get a Hex sign
I put in a sheet with a hole in it
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RTFM: [it's where the chimney fits. We are talking sheets of tin roofing, ???]
I put in a new smoke stack chimney thing.
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Incident at Cemetery Junction.
" Pest Control."
" Mavis's Car Trip."
" Norman-the-dragon. "
" Stacy & the Angel. "
" Earth Tremor on Stage ? "
" Charlie's Story. "
" How to do Audio. "
http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...php?uid=883259
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01-13-2013, 01:12 AM
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Studies
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
RTFM: [it's where the chimney fits. We are talking sheets of tin roofing, ???]
I put in a new smoke stack chimney thing.
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and you get Sally going round the chimney pots.
I put in a London smog...
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