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Old 12-29-2012, 07:39 PM   #8376
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One hundred and forty one days.

And counting
and then ?
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Old 12-29-2012, 07:43 PM   #8377
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One hundred and forty one days.

And counting
You made me look it up. 1,879 days for me.
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Old 12-29-2012, 08:12 PM   #8378
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I get laid almost every day...almost Sunday, almost Monday, almost Tuesday, etc etc lol... so that would be a no i did not get laid today .
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Old 12-30-2012, 01:50 AM   #8379
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It has been almost six months. *whimpers*

Oh well, I still don't regret the divorce. Thank goodness we live in the technology age. *BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
 

Old 12-30-2012, 02:03 AM   #8380
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It has been almost six months. *whimpers*

Oh well, I still don't regret the divorce. Thank goodness we live in the technology age. *BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
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Old 12-30-2012, 07:59 AM   #8381
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... Thank goodness we live in the technology age. *BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
nothing wrong with some good old school hand crafted orgasms here...
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Old 12-30-2012, 09:10 AM   #8382
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Laid? Laid? Sounds familiar but...

Laid!

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Old 12-31-2012, 08:41 AM   #8383
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I vaguely recall when holidays at least held out the promise of a random hook up. Now I'm in bed by 10:30...
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Old 12-31-2012, 09:06 AM   #8384
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I vaguely recall when holidays at least held out the promise of a random hook up. Now I'm in bed by 10:30...
Random hookups never seemed possible to me. I don't know where that kind of life has been hiding.
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Old 12-31-2012, 09:12 AM   #8385
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Random hookups never seemed possible to me. I don't know where that kind of life has been hiding.
with brief exceptions, infrequent random hookups have been most of my sex life for the past decade... thank god for the internet..RIP MSN local chat...
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Old 01-01-2013, 06:47 AM   #8386
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not this year yet either ...
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:09 AM   #8387
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what...did every body but me get invited to week long orgies?
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Old 01-07-2013, 12:16 PM   #8388
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what...did every body but me get invited to week long orgies?
No; we were all down the Pub commiserating with each other about the lack of it!
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Old 01-07-2013, 01:15 PM   #8389
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I try not to post here.

I would like to remind certain parties that this is the 'I did not get laid TODAY thread'. So if I haven't gotten laid for four months, I still qualify, despite the fact that there are others that haven't been laid for years.

Being lonely for four months does not make me a poser, or a fake.
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Old 01-07-2013, 02:25 PM   #8390
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No; we were all down the Pub commiserating with each other about the lack of it!
yeah, I guess you figured I was too far away to invite?
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I try not to post here.

I would like to remind certain parties that this is the 'I did not get laid TODAY thread'. So if I haven't gotten laid for four months, I still qualify, despite the fact that there are others that haven't been laid for years.

Being lonely for four months does not make me a poser, or a fake.
It's usually only when someone acts like that is a hardship that sets me off.

"Oh wow, it's been four months. Poor me how have I survived so long? I think I could die!"

And no, I haven't gotten laid today.
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Old 01-10-2013, 07:02 AM   #8392
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It's usually only when someone acts like that is a hardship that sets me off.

"Oh wow, it's been four months. Poor me how have I survived so long? I think I could die!"

And no, I haven't gotten laid today.
but at some point, different for each of us, it must become a hardship, or we wouldn't be here. I know in my case it strikes between three and six months. About three months after that, it starts to fade til it is like a dull tooth ache that you only notice when you see food you can't eat.
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Old 01-10-2013, 01:49 PM   #8393
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:59 AM   #8394
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Didn't get laid today, thank God, I can get some work done lol
alas, my "too long celibate" ache is distracting me from work, from sleep, from food...
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Old 01-11-2013, 09:10 AM   #8395
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alas, my "too long celibate" ache is distracting me from work, from sleep, from food...
Fortunately, that ain't the problem here, although I still ain't made it.
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Old 01-11-2013, 05:30 PM   #8396
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Not since early October. And the last two times I did it we were 1) in a tent (which was fun) at a campground right next to the bathroom ("Mommy, why is that tent shaking?"), and 2) when I was down with a migraine and tent girlfriend--who, to her credit, I had broken up with two days later--offered one last booty call to help take my mind off things. But no, not since then.

But I do have a date tonight though. And, that most audacious and wonderful of things, a second date. I scarcely dare hope that this is going to go anywhere, because even after second dates things can go south--they have--but maybe she'll like me and stick around.

But no, didn't get laid today. And if I do get laid today I will eat my hat.
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Old 01-11-2013, 06:17 PM   #8397
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Old 01-12-2013, 04:50 AM   #8400
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Nope, she didn't like me. Back to grabbing my junk for fun and profit...
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