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Old 01-08-2013, 11:18 PM   #14876
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:42 AM   #14877
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There's one very valuable lesson that I've learned from living in the real world. Taking a crap before work is lucky and taking a crap after work signifies that the day has been horrible.

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Old 01-09-2013, 12:58 PM   #14878
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Old 01-09-2013, 03:59 PM   #14879
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Old 01-09-2013, 06:34 PM   #14880
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Old 01-09-2013, 06:39 PM   #14881
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Old 01-09-2013, 07:41 PM   #14882
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i would too if i did. what was the impetus behind this?

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Old 01-09-2013, 07:58 PM   #14883
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Old 01-09-2013, 08:02 PM   #14884
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and received. those fucktards need a swift kick in a sensitive anatomic location.



so i learned this morning that a dear friend's mother's funeral was this morning. i needed 15-20 mins to reschedule my appointments for the day before heading out.

holy crap, why the fuck is everything catholic twice as long as the protestant version?

it was a beautiful service and i refuse to allow another 5 years go before getting together with a friend who lives in the same goddamned state as me.

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Old 01-09-2013, 08:19 PM   #14885
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holy crap, why the fuck is everything catholic twice as long as the protestant version?
My ex and I were married in a Catholic ceremony. Much to the consternation of some of his family members, we didn't have Mass. I'm not Catholic, and my ex didn't want to participate in any part of the ceremony that I couldn't participate in.

Even sans Mass, the ceremony was 40 minutes long. At least I got my money's worth out of my wedding dress.
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Old 01-09-2013, 08:44 PM   #14886
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:04 PM   #14887
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I got hitched on the beach in Fiji. 15 minutes then onto the booze! I've got my priorities right.
We eloped and got married at the courthouse. We spent our wedding night at our friends' house; I got carsick while they played video games. LOL Luckily, we consummated our wedding before the wedding.

Eleven years later, we're still doing everything ass-backwards.
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Old 01-10-2013, 12:45 AM   #14889
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If by ahead of the curve you mean 10 weeks behind.
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Old 01-10-2013, 07:04 AM   #14890
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Hush! I will do it one day. One day...



On a totally unrelated matter.... I think my ironing service is stealing my clothes.
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On a totally unrelated matter.... I think my ironing service is stealing my clothes.
Pixie cut pixie cut sexy and cute (OK got that done again - though not finished)

WTF - now where did you really leave those knickers?

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Old 01-10-2013, 11:27 AM   #14893
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Old 01-10-2013, 02:23 PM   #14894
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Old 01-10-2013, 07:48 PM   #14895
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:05 PM   #14896
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:09 PM   #14897
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Old 01-10-2013, 08:31 PM   #14898
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