This one time... At band camp...

[xelliebabex]

One time, at band camp…

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Hello friends, skulkers and lurkers!

I was telling friends in another thread which was very quiet a little story about my day yesterday and to my pleasure it generated some nice friendly banter and I thought, what a great idea, have a place for people to post those little stories about their lives that they love to tell or can’t tell the people in their real world because they just wouldn’t understand for whatever reason. So feel free to post, to comment, to poke fun (in a fun way of course no nastiness allowed), or just hang out, with the rest of us.

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Please Note: This thread may contain visual and written sex acts and it is the responsibility of the viewer if they are offended to run screaming from the thread, without disturbing the regulars. Most of the (I hope) regular members and my friends have expressed their wishes to have that sort of material included in the threads they visit for their entertainment and leisure. If you are likely to be offended then please DO NOT pass Go, do not use the links and go straight to thread jail.

So here is the story that started it all!

Everyone hates their driver’s Licence photo don't they? I can hear you all nodding in agreement, well except those few people who actually get a good one and spend the next five years flashing it around annoying everybody who like me, get awful ones. I actually have a friend who likes her Licence photo so much she looks forward to being pulled over by the police just so she can whip it out officially, she is too old to be carded at a club even though she begs the bouncers to do it. "Go on ask me she says you know you want to see my Licence.” It's fabulous though - great hair, great skin, great teeth, the sort of photo that says, "Hello, officer! Yes I am a supermodel and the reason I am speeding is because I am rushing to meet my plane to Monte Carlo for a shoot."

My Licence on the other hand is never like that. Not even once the bastards!! My licences never say "hello officer! I am a super model rushing to meet a plane, connection." but they do say, "Hello officer, I am hooker and crack cocaine dealer rushing to meet my connection Maddog."

Last week I had to renew my license (Big brother is micro chipping us now but that’s another story) and while I may have walked into the Department of Main Roads with dread, when I got my new licence in the mail yesterday I was dancing!! Why? Because for the first time in my life I got a Licence photo that is absolutely fabulous!!!! I can almost see you all rolling your eyes but truly, compared to the usual deer in headlights arrested hooker look, I look great!! Of course, it doesn't actually resemble me in anyway....

I couldn’t wait to show someone so I rushed over to see a friend. She looks right at me and says "You’re right it’s a good one! But why aren’t you wearing any clothes?"
“What are you talking about," I said, "Of course I am wearing clothes!” However, to my horror on closer inspection I discovered she was right. I was so busy checking out my blemish free complexion that I hadn't noticed that from the head down things looked rather bare. "Oh my god, I have a nudie Licence photo! Porn star licence again!"

Originally Posted by Lemonweaseleye

Didnt you notice you were naked when they took the picture? You must have had a really good photographer if he got you out of your clothes without you noticing.

Originally Posted by xelliebabex

Don’t ask me what happened I was fully dressed at the DMR, I was!!!! It must have been a trick of the light - but it really does look like I decided to go au natural for the photo. And no, don’t ask I am not showing you or anyone. Unless of course, a kindly police officer asks insistently!

Originally Posted by Horati0Baccus

Poor, Poor, Ellie. All the boys (and I imagine some of the ladies) of the lounge are already outlining dirty cop fantasies/fictions about her now.

Hello Officer!
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Have fun my friends

[rbijon]

Cool idea for a thread. I will weight in later with a story about having a wild time in an old fashion bath tub with no water in it....

[xelliebabex]

Originally Posted by rbijon

Cool idea for a thread. I will weight in later with a story about having a wild time in an old fashion bath tub with no water in it....

Sounds great! thanks for being my first poster!!

[Edensgarden]

I'm so laughing right now because I was JUST talking about Stifler's Mom to someone earlier. Then to see the thread name....

[xelliebabex]

Originally Posted by Edensgarden

I'm so laughing right now because I was JUST talking about Stifler's Mom to someone earlier. Then to see the thread name....

Anything that brings a laugh, a giggle or a snicker is awesome!! thanks for posting, Edensgarden

[Lemonweaseleye]

Originally Posted by xelliebabex

Anything that brings a laugh, a giggle or a snicker is awesome!! thanks for posting, Edensgarden

Awesome thread ellie

I leave you with the words of the great philosopher, Groucho Marx...
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

[xelliebabex]

Originally Posted by Lemonweaseleye

Awesome thread ellie

I leave you with the words of the great philosopher, Groucho Marx...
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

Mr Weasel I swear you have the power to totally comboozle me, its the answer 42?

[Lemonweaseleye]

Originally Posted by xelliebabex

Mr Weasel I swear you have the power to totally comboozle me, its the answer 42?

The answer is always 42

Dont panic, and always remember to bring a towel

[MaxSmith]

OMG... the title of this thread so made me giggle. When I was in college, I was a band camp counselor for 2 years in a row. My job was to be awake all night and patrol the halls so that the girls couldn't leave the dorms.

[Lemonweaseleye]

Originally Posted by MaxSmith

OMG... the title of this thread so made me giggle. When I was in college, I was a band camp counselor for 2 years in a row. My job was to be awake all night and patrol the halls so that the girls couldn't leave the dorms.

I bet the flautists were busy in their rooms

[MaxSmith]

Originally Posted by Lemonweaseleye

I bet the flautists were busy in their rooms

I am sure they were... but it was my job to make sure no one got busy in their rooms.

[Edensgarden]

Originally Posted by Lemonweaseleye

The answer is always 42

Dont panic, and always remember to bring a towel

Hmmm....I've always thought the answer was 420.

[xelliebabex]

Originally Posted by MaxSmith

OMG... the title of this thread so made me giggle. When I was in college, I was a band camp counselor for 2 years in a row. My job was to be awake all night and patrol the halls so that the girls couldn't leave the dorms.

Welcome Max and make yourself at home, your type of attention to and knowledge of what people get up to at band camp is just what we need. I think you should keep an eye on that MrWeasel, a shady character if I ever saw one

Make yourself at home and post some funny stories....

PS love your signature, made me giggle.

[Lemonweaseleye]

Originally Posted by Edensgarden

Hmmm....I've always thought the answer was 420.

420 is just a cloudy 42

[MaxSmith]

Originally Posted by xelliebabex

Welcome Max and make yourself at home, your type of attention to and knowledge of what people get up to at band camp is just what we need. I think you should keep an eye on that MrWeasel, a shady character if I ever saw one

Make yourself at home and post some funny stories....

yes, he is likely the type of boy I was set to guard against...

I think the funniest thing (and testiment to the power of teenaged hormones) was the fact that we still caught kids having sex in practice rooms, behind the dumpster (how romantic!), etc.

Of course I was all of 20 at the time... and had been a band camper not too many years earlier.

[Lemonweaseleye]

Originally Posted by xelliebabex

Welcome Max and make yourself at home, your type of attention to and knowledge of what people get up to at band camp is just what we need. I think you should keep an eye on that MrWeasel, a shady character if I ever saw one

Make yourself at home and post some funny stories....

PS love your signature, made me giggle.

Shady? I must've been down graded from nefarious

[Edensgarden]

Originally Posted by Lemonweaseleye

420 is just a cloudy 42

Or a smoky 42...

[MaxSmith]

Oh, and Xellie, I'm glad someone else finds my sig line humorous... I do have a rather odd sense of humor, so like minded folks are always a welcome relief.

[Lemonweaseleye]

Originally Posted by MaxSmith

Oh, and Xellie, I'm glad someone else finds my sig line humorous... I do have a rather odd sense of humor, so like minded folks are always a welcome relief.

I think its hilarious, but then I have peculiar taste and an odd sense of humour. Im not sure what that says about you

[Lemonweaseleye]

Originally Posted by Edensgarden

Or a smoky 42...

clouds of smoky...makes my eyes red just thinking about it.

[xelliebabex]

Originally Posted by Lemonweaseleye

Shady? I must've been down graded from nefarious

Pffft you and organised crime? You're more of a lone wolf...

[MaxSmith]

Originally Posted by Lemonweaseleye

I think its hilarious, but then I have peculiar taste and an odd sense of humour. Im not sure what that says about you

I think it says we'll get along just fine here....

[Edensgarden]

Originally Posted by Lemonweaseleye

clouds of smoky...makes my eyes red just thinking about it.

Don't think too much...just relax and enjoy it.

Oh...and try Visine.

[Lemonweaseleye]

Originally Posted by xelliebabex

Pffft you and organised crime? You're more of a lone wolf...

Guilty. But still not to be trusted. Trust me.

[Lemonweaseleye]

Originally Posted by MaxSmith

I think it says we'll get along just fine here....

This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship...well if your name was Louis.

Originally Posted by Edensgarden

Don't think too much...just relax and enjoy it.

Oh...and try Visine.

I have no problem with the lack of thinking part.
Never liked sticking stuff in my eyes tho.