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Old 01-07-2013, 07:44 PM   #14826
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Peanut butter, bacon, and jalapeņo peppers on a hamburger

Thank you kind restaurant chef, for dreaming and creating this culinary lunchtime delight.
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This can't be real.

I can feel my arteries hardening just thinking about this shit you people eat.

Feast your eyes on awesome deliciousness






Like all of the finer, yet not-necessarily-best-for-you things in life, this should be enjoyed in moderation. Putting away one of these bad boys everyday would not be the healthiest idea.

Having one with a side of waffles, chicken, and gravy... Your mutinous guts would wake you from the resulting food induced nap.
 

Old 01-07-2013, 08:06 PM   #14827
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I like peanut butter, but I gotta say, I don't think I'd like it on a burger.
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Old 01-07-2013, 08:17 PM   #14828
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I like peanut butter, but I gotta say, I don't think I'd like it on a burger.
There is probably a very raunchy, juvenile, and inappropriate joke as a potential reply here.


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Old 01-07-2013, 08:25 PM   #14829
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Old 01-07-2013, 08:36 PM   #14830
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There is probably a very raunchy, juvenile, and inappropriate joke as a potential reply here.


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You're probably right. I am impressed (if not slightly disappointed) that you were able to refrain from making the joke.
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Old 01-07-2013, 08:55 PM   #14831
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Feast your eyes on awesome deliciousness


Like all of the finer, yet not-necessarily-best-for-you things in life, this should be enjoyed in moderation. Putting away one of these bad boys everyday would not be the healthiest idea.

Having one with a side of waffles, chicken, and gravy... Your mutinous guts would wake you from the resulting food induced nap.

That looks just awful. You crazy Americans.
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There is probably a very raunchy, juvenile, and inappropriate joke as a potential reply here.


Pmann?

Along with my new condemnation of unhealthy foods (that has been going on an IMPRESSIVE 3 days), I am striving to be a more mature, elegant poster. I'm going to be Emily Fucking Post.

Just kidding. But I don't have an inappropriate joke at the moment. Actually, I do. But it's REALLY inappropriate.
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:17 PM   #14833
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That looks just awful. You crazy Americans.
Hey now Vegemite Gurl! I'm a commonwealth cousin I'll have you know.

The coronary risk of that burger is on par with Dippy Dogs and Fairy Bread.
 

Old 01-07-2013, 09:21 PM   #14834
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Hey now Vegemite Gurl! I'm a commonwealth cousin I'll have you know.

The coronary risk of that burger is on par with Dippy Dogs and Fairy Bread.
Ohh... well... you eat like an American so you know... 1+1.... Googling dippy dog instantaneously.
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:28 PM   #14835
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Ohh... well... you eat like an American so you know... 1+1.... Googling dippy dog instantaneously.


This is not going to help Pmann with his new refined, mature posting efforts at all...



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Old 01-07-2013, 09:32 PM   #14836
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Ohhh yes...we call that a Dagwood Dog or a Pluto Pup in these parts.

I have to briefly step down off my "I can't believe you eat that crap" high horse to confess that I love these death sticks - even if they are made from congealed pig lips and arseholes. I have one a year when the Show is on but I would eat these every other day if I could.
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Old 01-07-2013, 09:45 PM   #14837
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We call those corndogs. Even I don't eat that shit. For shame.

The composition of a hot dog:

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Old 01-07-2013, 09:51 PM   #14838
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We call those corndogs. Even I don't eat that shit. For shame.

The composition of a hot dog:


Mmm tasty tasty boots.
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Old 01-07-2013, 10:05 PM   #14839
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We call those corndogs. Even I don't eat that shit. For shame.

The composition of a hot dog:

Or things found in and around a landfill site.





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Old 01-07-2013, 10:50 PM   #14840
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Ohhh yes...we call that a Dagwood Dog or a Pluto Pup in these parts.

I have to briefly step down off my "I can't believe you eat that crap" high horse to confess that I love these death sticks - even if they are made from congealed pig lips and arseholes. I have one a year when the Show is on but I would eat these every other day if I could.
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Old 01-07-2013, 11:14 PM   #14842
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Old 01-08-2013, 12:59 AM   #14843
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Yeah, gave a lot of Notre Dame fans a reason too. That was one giant ass whooping
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Old 01-08-2013, 01:11 AM   #14844
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Old 01-08-2013, 03:05 AM   #14845
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I'm feeling much better now, and hopefully by tomorrow, I'll be back to my normal, mischievous, pain in the ass self.
Glad to hear you're feeling a bit better. Now, be sure to take your own advice and get healthy. It's high time I start changes in my life as well. Good luck.
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Old 01-08-2013, 06:44 AM   #14846
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Thanks, NM. As I'd hoped, I'm all better today. Yup, I'm working on eating a little healthier; now I just have to quit smoking, lose some weight, and find better ways to deal with stress.

Corn dogs - ewww! I wouldn't touch a corn dog with non-latex gloves on. Those things are NASTY. A Salty Dog, on the other hand....mmmm.....beer battered hot dog - delicious! Not that I'll be eating very many of them this year.

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Old 01-08-2013, 11:40 AM   #14847
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Thanks, NM. As I'd hoped, I'm all better today. Yup, I'm working on eating a little healthier; now I just have to quit smoking, lose some weight, and find better ways to deal with stress.

Corn dogs - ewww! I wouldn't touch a corn dog with non-latex gloves on. Those things are NASTY. A Salty Dog, on the other hand....mmmm.....beer battered hot dog - delicious! Not that I'll be eating very many of them this year.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THE SEC?
Glad you are feeling better too, though I'm pretty sure RS pic thread of tasty boys got your heart rate up.

We bought a deep fryer about 2 years ago because I make faschnauts every year and thought it would make things easier. I've used it all of once since I bought it, but when I did, we were in target. My son goes off down one of the aisles (he was 15 at the time),and comes running back holding up 2 gallons of canola oil and yelling, "Let's deep fry some shit!" It was pretty funny.
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Old 01-08-2013, 12:10 PM   #14849
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With all this talk of healthy eating, perhaps I should suggest some casu marzu for you guys? Spread it on a nice cracker or sandwich. Great source of protein.
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Old 01-08-2013, 12:18 PM   #14850
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That's just all kinds of wrong.
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