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01-07-2013, 06:44 PM
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Curmudgeon Proof Antihero
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Peanut butter, bacon, and jalapeņo peppers on a hamburger 
Thank you kind restaurant chef, for dreaming and creating this culinary lunchtime delight. |
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Originally Posted by Rainshine
This can't be real.
I can feel my arteries hardening just thinking about this shit you people eat.
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Feast your eyes on awesome deliciousness
Like all of the finer, yet not-necessarily-best-for-you things in life, this should be enjoyed in moderation. Putting away one of these bad boys everyday would not be the healthiest idea.
Having one with a side of waffles, chicken, and gravy...  Your mutinous guts would wake you from the resulting food induced nap. |
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01-07-2013, 07:06 PM
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I like peanut butter, but I gotta say, I don't think I'd like it on a burger.
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01-07-2013, 07:17 PM
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Curmudgeon Proof Antihero
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Originally Posted by imemkay
I like peanut butter, but I gotta say, I don't think I'd like it on a burger.
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There is probably a very raunchy, juvenile, and inappropriate joke as a potential reply here.
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01-07-2013, 07:25 PM
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Put me on Iggy
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01-07-2013, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Emerson40
There is probably a very raunchy, juvenile, and inappropriate joke as a potential reply here.
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You're probably right. I am impressed (if not slightly disappointed) that you were able to refrain from making the joke.
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01-07-2013, 07:55 PM
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Pmann's Boo
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Emerson40
Feast your eyes on awesome deliciousness
Like all of the finer, yet not-necessarily-best-for-you things in life, this should be enjoyed in moderation. Putting away one of these bad boys everyday would not be the healthiest idea.
Having one with a side of waffles, chicken, and gravy... Your mutinous guts would wake you from the resulting food induced nap. |
That looks just awful. You crazy Americans.
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01-07-2013, 08:07 PM
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Rainshine's Homie
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Originally Posted by Emerson40
There is probably a very raunchy, juvenile, and inappropriate joke as a potential reply here.
Pmann?
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Along with my new condemnation of unhealthy foods (that has been going on an IMPRESSIVE 3 days), I am striving to be a more mature, elegant poster. I'm going to be Emily Fucking Post.
Just kidding. But I don't have an inappropriate joke at the moment. Actually, I do. But it's REALLY inappropriate. |
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01-07-2013, 08:17 PM
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Curmudgeon Proof Antihero
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Originally Posted by Rainshine
That looks just awful. You crazy Americans.
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Hey now Vegemite Gurl! I'm a commonwealth cousin I'll have you know.
The coronary risk of that burger is on par with Dippy Dogs and Fairy Bread. |
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01-07-2013, 08:21 PM
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Pmann's Boo
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Originally Posted by Emerson40
Hey now Vegemite Gurl! I'm a commonwealth cousin I'll have you know.
The coronary risk of that burger is on par with Dippy Dogs and Fairy Bread.
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Ohh... well... you eat like an American so you know... 1+1....  Googling dippy dog instantaneously.
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01-07-2013, 08:28 PM
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Curmudgeon Proof Antihero
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Ohh... well... you eat like an American so you know... 1+1.... Googling dippy dog instantaneously. |
This is not going to help Pmann with his new refined, mature posting efforts at all...
The Dippy Dog
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01-07-2013, 08:32 PM
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Pmann's Boo
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Ohhh yes...we call that a Dagwood Dog or a Pluto Pup in these parts.
I have to briefly step down off my "I can't believe you eat that crap" high horse to confess that I love these death sticks - even if they are made from congealed pig lips and arseholes. I have one a year when the Show is on but I would eat these every other day if I could.
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01-07-2013, 08:45 PM
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Rainshine's Homie
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We call those corndogs. Even I don't eat that shit. For shame.
The composition of a hot dog:
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01-07-2013, 08:51 PM
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Pmann's Boo
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We call those corndogs. Even I don't eat that shit. For shame.
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Mmm tasty tasty boots.
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01-07-2013, 09:05 PM
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Curmudgeon Proof Antihero
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We call those corndogs. Even I don't eat that shit. For shame.
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Or things found in and around a landfill site.
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01-07-2013, 09:50 PM
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smoke'n'mirrors
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Originally Posted by Rainshine
Ohhh yes...we call that a Dagwood Dog or a Pluto Pup in these parts.
I have to briefly step down off my "I can't believe you eat that crap" high horse to confess that I love these death sticks - even if they are made from congealed pig lips and arseholes. I have one a year when the Show is on but I would eat these every other day if I could.
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01-07-2013, 09:52 PM
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Pmann's Boo
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Oi! 
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01-07-2013, 10:14 PM
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Passionate Pursuit
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I'm chill as fuck. Thank you BCS Championship game for giving me a reason to drink. |
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01-07-2013, 11:59 PM
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Really Experienced
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I'm chill as fuck. Thank you BCS Championship game for giving me a reason to drink. |
Yeah, gave a lot of Notre Dame fans a reason too. That was one giant ass whooping
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01-08-2013, 12:11 AM
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Passionate Pursuit
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Yeah, gave a lot of Notre Dame fans a reason too. That was one giant ass whooping |
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01-08-2013, 02:05 AM
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Masticatus Nipplicanis
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Originally Posted by BeachMomma
I'm feeling much better now, and hopefully by tomorrow, I'll be back to my normal, mischievous, pain in the ass self.
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Glad to hear you're feeling a bit better. Now, be sure to take your own advice and get healthy. It's high time I start changes in my life as well. Good luck. 
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01-08-2013, 05:44 AM
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Sweet n Innocent
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Thanks, NM. As I'd hoped, I'm all better today. Yup, I'm working on eating a little healthier; now I just have to quit smoking, lose some weight, and find better ways to deal with stress.
Corn dogs - ewww! I wouldn't touch a corn dog with non-latex gloves on. Those things are NASTY. A Salty Dog, on the other hand....mmmm.....beer battered hot dog - delicious! Not that I'll be eating very many of them this year. 
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THE SEC?
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If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
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01-08-2013, 10:40 AM
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Fuck you Boots
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Originally Posted by BeachMomma
Thanks, NM. As I'd hoped, I'm all better today. Yup, I'm working on eating a little healthier; now I just have to quit smoking, lose some weight, and find better ways to deal with stress.
Corn dogs - ewww! I wouldn't touch a corn dog with non-latex gloves on. Those things are NASTY. A Salty Dog, on the other hand....mmmm.....beer battered hot dog - delicious! Not that I'll be eating very many of them this year.
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Glad you are feeling better too, though I'm pretty sure RS pic thread of tasty boys got your heart rate up. 
We bought a deep fryer about 2 years ago because I make faschnauts every year and thought it would make things easier. I've used it all of once since I bought it, but when I did, we were in target. My son goes off down one of the aisles (he was 15 at the time),and comes running back holding up 2 gallons of canola oil and yelling, "Let's deep fry some shit!" It was pretty funny.
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01-08-2013, 11:04 AM
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Rainshine's Homie
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Caressed with velvet claws.
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01-08-2013, 11:10 AM
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Rainshine's Homie
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With all this talk of healthy eating, perhaps I should suggest some casu marzu for you guys? Spread it on a nice cracker or sandwich. Great source of protein.
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01-08-2013, 11:18 AM
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That's just all kinds of wrong.
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