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01-03-2013, 07:48 PM
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Perv on!
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Location: The green side of the grass.
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Fluffernutters in space!
This video taken by Sunita Williams, former commander of the International Space Station, giving us a tour of the station. At the 6:06 point, we learn that she has a supply of Marshmallow Fluff and peanut butter on hand because she likes fluffernutters. 
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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01-03-2013, 10:51 PM
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Assume the position!
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"The Incredible Story of What Happened When Two Gay Men Were Harassed While Waiting for Pizza"
You can read the whole article by clicking on the "whole article." 
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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01-03-2013, 11:34 PM
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Literotica Guru
Red Sonja is offline
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Location: First Star on the Left and Straight on til morning... (J.M. Barrie-- Peter Pan) attribution is important. :)
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
"The Incredible Story of What Happened When Two Gay Men Were Harassed While Waiting for Pizza"
You can read the whole article by clicking on the "whole article."
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Loved this so very very much!!
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I've got a chip on my shoulder and a halo on my head,
I'm an angel with an attitude and my favorite color is red.
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01-04-2013, 12:43 AM
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Really Really Experienced
jen_litgirl is offline
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Location: An American in Canada
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My 12 year old son walks into the room and sees me buried under female anatomy books and asks me what I'm doing.
"You're looking at vaginas again aren't you mom?" (I swear looking at vajajays is completely related to my work)
"You bet I am."
"You do realize that looking at vaginas is for weirdos, right?"
I couldn't help but chuckle and think of all the weirdos here on Lit.
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01-04-2013, 01:56 AM
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not me in the av
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Location: Oregon, US
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Aha, I can see Gracie and Curious have never had "real" bananas. Vine/sun ripened bananas on a tropical island? Those are bananas. The things we get here? Not even close.
So sad.
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I knew it! My grandma has a fruit farm. She had (she just recently died) two plum orchards and a pear orchard. Those were the cash crops. Besides that, for the family, she grew cherries, strawberries, blueberries, blackberries, and apples. I am a fruit snob. I won't eat it unless it's grown nearby and picked ripe.
I remarked to my mom once that I wonder what bananas that are picked ripe taste like. Because plums picked green are NASTY. Someday we're both determined to have a tree ripened banana, cause we just KNOW it blows what we buy here out of the water.
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
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01-04-2013, 01:58 AM
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not me in the av
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Location: Oregon, US
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This webpage, Five Delicious Alternatives to Wheat Pasta, offers some things you could maybe try with him to see if they're acceptable.
Another page I pulled up also suggested
Tinkyada Rice Pasta
If quirky flavors aren’t your style, and you’re looking for a gluten-free pasta that’s
virtually indistinguishable from wheat pasta, then the Tinkyada brand is the way to go. I don't have personal experience with any of them, but since you live a lot closer to a major metropolitan area than I do  you might be able to find some or all of them.
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That's what we had. I think. It was rice noodles, and they were really good. I was pleased, cause we love noodles. Bread we can do without. But noodles? This has been a huge issue.
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
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Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
~Henry Ward Beecher
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
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01-04-2013, 03:11 AM
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მზარეული
seela is offline
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A phone call from a friend who lives in Poland.
Except that she's now here! Just for today!! And we're gonna have lunch and talk and laugh!!!
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01-04-2013, 08:32 PM
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Literotica Guru
Paul_Chance is offline
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Location: Via Del Norte, Santa Clara, California. California is a state of mind, not just an address on a townhouse.
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Originally Posted by jen_litgirl
My 12 year old son walks into the room and sees me buried under female anatomy books and asks me what I'm doing.
"You're looking at vaginas again aren't you mom?" (I swear looking at vajajays is completely related to my work)
"You bet I am."
"You do realize that looking at vaginas is for weirdos, right?"
I couldn't help but chuckle and think of all the weirdos here on Lit.
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That gave me a good laugh. 
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― Benson Bruno
My First Literotica Story - The Guest Room
My Second Story - The Voyeur
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01-04-2013, 09:02 PM
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Meticulously Flighty
CutieMouse is offline
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So I've had this interesting adventure that resulted in a very very short (boyish) almost-pixie cut. The first cut was 2 weeks ago, I went back today for a trim.
The first cut was a sit down in the chair and when asked how I wanted it, nod to my companion and say "he'll explain."
The first few days I got a lot of attitude from people. Everything from "WTF did you do?!?" to "You look like a butch dyke" to "OMG you look 10 years older/like a boy/that isn't flattering at all/well... it'll grow back."
So this afternoon I went back to the same barber, without the companion, explained what "we" had decided re: upkeep, but we'd need to text pictures for his approval before I left the chair.
She didn't even skip a beat, but when I mentioned the sorts of reactions I've gotten, she leaned close and said "Whatever. You're getting dick and they aren't."
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01-04-2013, 09:39 PM
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Truth seeker
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CutieMouse
So I've had this interesting adventure that resulted in a very very short (boyish) almost-pixie cut. The first cut was 2 weeks ago, I went back today for a trim.
The first cut was a sit down in the chair and when asked how I wanted it, nod to my companion and say "he'll explain."
The first few days I got a lot of attitude from people. Everything from "WTF did you do?!?" to "You look like a butch dyke" to "OMG you look 10 years older/like a boy/that isn't flattering at all/well... it'll grow back."
So this afternoon I went back to the same barber, without the companion, explained what "we" had decided re: upkeep, but we'd need to text pictures for his approval before I left the chair.
She didn't even skip a beat, but when I mentioned the sorts of reactions I've gotten, she leaned close and said "Whatever. You're getting dick and they aren't."
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01-05-2013, 12:38 AM
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Assume the position!
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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01-05-2013, 12:39 AM
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#17287
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CutieMouse
So I've had this interesting adventure that resulted in a very very short (boyish) almost-pixie cut. The first cut was 2 weeks ago, I went back today for a trim.
The first cut was a sit down in the chair and when asked how I wanted it, nod to my companion and say "he'll explain."
The first few days I got a lot of attitude from people. Everything from "WTF did you do?!?" to "You look like a butch dyke" to "OMG you look 10 years older/like a boy/that isn't flattering at all/well... it'll grow back."
So this afternoon I went back to the same barber, without the companion, explained what "we" had decided re: upkeep, but we'd need to text pictures for his approval before I left the chair.
She didn't even skip a beat, but when I mentioned the sorts of reactions I've gotten, she leaned close and said "Whatever. You're getting dick and they aren't."
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Some people just can't handle change, especially unexpected change.
I love the barber's reaction, though.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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01-05-2013, 03:39 AM
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not me in the av
graceanne is offline
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Location: Oregon, US
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Some people just can't handle change, especially unexpected change.
I love the barber's reaction, though.
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Me, too. lol
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Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world,
had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
~Barbara Jordan
*~*~*
Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
*~*~*
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble on the road.
~Henry Ward Beecher
*~*~*
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.
~Michael Pritchard
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01-05-2013, 11:06 AM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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From a comment: "If my mum comes in while I'm watching this, I'm switching to porn. Easier to explain."
It's only 15 seconds, but you'll be laughing for 15 minutes.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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01-08-2013, 09:14 PM
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~ay, there's the rub~
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My roomy showing me pics of a friend of hers holding hummingbirds that got trapped in his house. Even if they are out of place, they look so calm and peaceful in his hands. I met this guy a few times in person and he is such a lovely human that if I had to be a lost hummingbird I could only hope to be that lucky.
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01-09-2013, 09:14 PM
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Literotica Guru
Paul_Chance is offline
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Location: Via Del Norte, Santa Clara, California. California is a state of mind, not just an address on a townhouse.
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Originally Posted by Curious_in_Cali
My roomy showing me pics of a friend of hers holding hummingbirds that got trapped in his house. Even if they are out of place, they look so calm and peaceful in his hands. I met this guy a few times in person and he is such a lovely human that if I had to be a lost hummingbird I could only hope to be that lucky.
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That is pretty cool.
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― Benson Bruno
My First Literotica Story - The Guest Room
My Second Story - The Voyeur
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01-10-2013, 03:59 AM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
Loverskitten is offline
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Location: Lost
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Overheard from a woman in the next booth at happy hour today, "I miss him when he's away, but when we're together I HATE HIS GUTS."
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"I want your body as my toy, and your mind as my love." -ex Lover *sigh*
My wish....  purrrr
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01-10-2013, 04:04 AM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
Loverskitten is offline
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Also I got carded, of course I didn't have my ID. He sent the manager over and I'm like "I'm 40" lol
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"I want your body as my toy, and your mind as my love." -ex Lover *sigh*
My wish.... purrrr
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01-10-2013, 12:32 PM
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Keroin is offline
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I watched that one. Hooooo boy. And that's exactly the last person I'd ever want to see with a gun in his hands.
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Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it! Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.
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01-10-2013, 02:46 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
Loverskitten is offline
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New Pretty Bras!!!!!!
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"I want your body as my toy, and your mind as my love." -ex Lover *sigh*
My wish.... purrrr
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01-10-2013, 03:40 PM
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Really Really Experienced
Ropebunny is online now
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Location: The other land down under
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01-10-2013, 04:39 PM
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It's two a.m....
RjThoughts is offline
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Location: In a place where the free exchange of ideas is encouraged, where no one has a wrong opinion, and the only dumb questions are those failed to be asked.
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Alex Jones and his historical mistakes. He's a Tin-Foil wearing, there's a gubbermint agent under every stone, the Mafia's after me, conspiratorialist that needs to seek professional help.
But not after giving me more laughs!!
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01-10-2013, 04:52 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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She says she's going to get me one of these. I say there's no need, because she *knows* she needs to do it.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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01-10-2013, 04:54 PM
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It's two a.m....
RjThoughts is offline
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She says she's going to get me one of these. I say there's no need, because she *knows* she needs to do it.
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I need one, too!!!!
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