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01-02-2013, 10:18 PM
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#9551
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Teasing Girl
SweetMaj is offline
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Do me a favour and put it somewhere please?
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Your Swollen arrow fits perfectly in my pink moist sheath, HP. 
 
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"Can I buy you a round?"
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01-03-2013, 08:05 AM
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#9552
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Originally Posted by SweetMaj
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That seems reasonable. THank you.
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01-03-2013, 08:11 PM
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#9553
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Teasing Girl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
That seems reasonable. THank you.
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And then you'll have to move your hips back and forward in a steady rhythm, HP.
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
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There is no limitation to my imagination.
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01-03-2013, 08:16 PM
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Really Experienced
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*rubs his eyes and grins sheepishly*
Nice to meet you! Coffee or cuddling?  |
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01-04-2013, 08:03 AM
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#9555
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Originally Posted by SweetMaj
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Oh, I get it now. Hey, this is fun!
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Originally Posted by Blind_Justice
*rubs his eyes and grins sheepishly*
Nice to meet you! Coffee or cuddling? |
In your case, at the moment, coffee!
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01-04-2013, 10:26 AM
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#9556
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Teasing Girl
SweetMaj is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Oh, I get it now. Hey, this is fun!
In your case, at the moment, coffee!
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Yeah - this is an extremely funny ride. 
(I love the way your hips are smacking my ass!)
Care for some tea, HP?
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
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There is no limitation to my imagination.
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01-04-2013, 01:44 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetMaj
Yeah - this is an extremely funny ride.
(I love the way your hips are smacking my ass!)
Care for some tea, HP? |
Yes, please dear.
Do we stop for tea and think of something else? |
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01-04-2013, 11:57 PM
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Teasing Girl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Yes, please dear.
Do we stop for tea and think of something else?
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For now we do.
Butt afterwords... 
And now I'll join you in bed, handsome.
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
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There is no limitation to my imagination.
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01-05-2013, 10:56 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Originally Posted by SweetMaj
For now we do.
Butt afterwords...
And now I'll join you in bed, handsome. |
Oh - very YES !
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01-05-2013, 02:09 PM
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Teasing Girl
SweetMaj is offline
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
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I want your "sausage" for dinner, HP!
(From behind..."SIGH")
A little silly?...Yes. 
Later...
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination.
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01-05-2013, 03:21 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetMaj
I want your "sausage" for dinner, HP!
(From behind..."SIGH")
A little silly?...Yes.
Later...
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My Dear Maj,
Do you think we can just simply sleep for a bit without all this gymnastic stuff please. |
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01-05-2013, 09:17 PM
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Teasing Girl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
My Dear Maj,
Do you think we can just simply sleep for a bit without all this gymnastic stuff please.
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Yes of course we can, HP.
(Actually I'm quite exhausted myself.)
It was a fun ride though.
(And extremely HOT!)
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"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
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There is no limitation to my imagination.
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01-06-2013, 05:20 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetMaj
Yes of course we can, HP.
(Actually I'm quite exhausted myself.)
It was a fun ride though.
(And extremely HOT!) |
We'll cool down in the shower a little later. |
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01-06-2013, 02:03 PM
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Teasing Girl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
We'll cool down in the shower a little later. |
Any specific part you want me to clean, HP? 
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination.
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01-06-2013, 04:24 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetMaj
Any specific part you want me to clean, HP? |
That depends upon what you choose. . .
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01-26-2013, 08:18 AM
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#9566
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Teasing Girl
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
SHANIA TWAIN.
There is no limitation to my imagination.
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01-26-2013, 10:26 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Can't be beat, me dear. |
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01-27-2013, 12:53 PM
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#9568
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Teasing Girl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Can't be beat, me dear. |
Butt my ass can!
(Me silly.)
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"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
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01-27-2013, 02:25 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetMaj
Butt my ass can!
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Well, I'm not into causing pain, but if a kiss or three can help? |
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01-28-2013, 06:22 AM
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Teasing Girl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Well, I'm not into causing pain, but if a kiss or three can help?
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Mmm...your warm lips against my naked body...
I'm kissing you back, HP.
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
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01-28-2013, 06:01 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetMaj
Mmm...your warm lips against my naked body...
I'm kissing you back, HP.
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Ah - what pleasant sensations instilled into my epidermis
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02-12-2013, 01:39 PM
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Teasing Girl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Ah - what pleasant sensations instilled into my epidermis
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I wish I knew what an "epidermis" is.
Do you know what a pussy is called in Danish, HP?
Pussy = Mis
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02-12-2013, 01:59 PM
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetMaj
I wish I knew what an "epidermis" is.
Do you know what a pussy is called in Danish, HP?
Pussy = Mis
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(epidermis is the surface layer of your skin).
Well, then, Maj, I'll be sure to aim carefully. I wouldn't want to miss Ms. Mis!
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02-12-2013, 02:13 PM
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Disarmed...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
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Dude, you wanna get that outta my ear...?
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02-12-2013, 02:25 PM
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Everybody Party!
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Originally Posted by steve44uk
Dude, you wanna get that outta my ear...? |
Whats amatta? You got an objection to aural sex? |
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