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12-14-2012, 10:19 AM
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Exquisition is offline
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"Jesus, your clit's HUGE! Hang on, that's not a clit."
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12-14-2012, 10:29 AM
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#327
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"Could we stop for a bit? I'm getting seasick."
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My stories in case you are interested. Offbeat, unconventional and just a bit dark. Just a bit, I swear 
In the midst of hate, I found there was, within me, an invincible love.
In the midst of tears, I found there was, within me, an invincible smile.
In the midst of chaos, I found there was, within me, an invincible calm.
I realized, through it all, that…
In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.
-Albert Camus
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12-15-2012, 05:07 PM
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#328
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Really Experienced
DeftTongue is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LaRascasse
"Could we stop for a bit? I'm getting seasick."
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12-15-2012, 05:13 PM
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#329
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Really Experienced
4glory6 is offline
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But...but...I wasn't only delivering pizza. Trying to save money for a trip on my 18th birthday.
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12-16-2012, 07:24 AM
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Exquisition is offline
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"Don't worry, you get used to the little nippers after a while!"
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12-27-2012, 02:45 PM
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#331
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
loquere is offline
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"And... End of scene."
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12-27-2012, 04:13 PM
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#332
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Location: UK
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Can we get a crack on here.
I want to watch the Final tonight. . . .
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12-27-2012, 04:34 PM
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#333
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Virgin
Kitlekyana is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lovecraft68
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Writing is like a tumor. Once it starts, it will only stop after it kills you.
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12-27-2012, 05:22 PM
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#334
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njlauren is offline
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Location: NJ
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'You know, on second thought, let's just be friends'
"Wow, that was really great! So what time should I rent the U haul for tomorrow?" (referring to an old joke, about what do lesbians do on a second date? Rent a u haul and move in....)
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12-29-2012, 06:17 PM
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#335
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
loquere is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lovecraft68
Wow, you're tighter than my mom
Or
You're not as big as my daddy
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12-29-2012, 06:17 PM
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#336
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
loquere is offline
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Go home and get your fucking shine box?
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12-30-2012, 07:28 AM
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#337
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
loquere is offline
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"Pre-nup?"
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12-30-2012, 09:31 AM
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Exquisition is offline
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"How much for a cream pie?"
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12-31-2012, 03:28 AM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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"gangnam style sex."
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12-31-2012, 12:16 PM
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#340
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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"Suprise motherfucker."
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12-31-2012, 12:16 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
loquere is offline
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"Where live and this is Wolf Blitzer."
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12-31-2012, 12:18 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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"I voted for George Bush, both times."
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12-31-2012, 12:18 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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"Drill baby drill."
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01-01-2013, 12:39 AM
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Lia Monde is offline
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Have you ever tried 'castration sex'?
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01-02-2013, 10:23 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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"That did nothing for me."
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01-02-2013, 10:23 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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The power of Christ compels you
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01-02-2013, 10:28 PM
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McKenna is offline
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"Did you hear in the news about ..."
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01-02-2013, 10:40 PM
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#348
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Really Really Experienced
RNJAG is offline
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Whats really cool is this virus cream also makes a good lube too!
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With a little more practice you'll be as good as your sister, and your mother....
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Dont worry, I know all the Dr's at the clinic, just mention my name...
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My mother and father were brother and sister, thats why I am so much a like!
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Wanna know why they call me Lassie?
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2 Bits for your thoughts...$50 bucks to act them out!!
I bet I can flip you and dick you before you can throw me and blow me!
I am by far the BEST you've never had...
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01-04-2013, 09:13 PM
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#349
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
loquere is offline
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"Nock nock." You ask "whose there." She responds "Aids, tag your it."
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01-04-2013, 10:32 PM
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#350
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
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"Did I ever tell you that my husband is the head of the local NRA chapter?"
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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