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12-29-2012, 06:39 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: UK
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Originally Posted by Cruel2BKind
One hundred and forty one days.
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12-29-2012, 06:43 PM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Northern New Jersey USA
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Originally Posted by Cruel2BKind
One hundred and forty one days.
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You made me look it up. 1,879 days for me. |
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12-29-2012, 07:12 PM
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Really Really Experienced
FrostyZen is offline
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: A frozen wasteland in Florida
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I get laid almost every day...almost Sunday, almost Monday, almost Tuesday, etc etc lol... so that would be a no i did not get laid today .
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12-30-2012, 12:50 AM
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Virgin
TheSometimesGoddess is offline
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: California
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It has been almost six months. *whimpers*
Oh well, I still don't regret the divorce. Thank goodness we live in the technology age. *BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
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12-30-2012, 01:03 AM
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Virgin
JuicyFruitNinja is offline
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Originally Posted by TheSometimesGoddess
It has been almost six months. *whimpers*
Oh well, I still don't regret the divorce. Thank goodness we live in the technology age. *BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
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Buzz back at you 
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12-30-2012, 06:59 AM
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Riding to the Rescue
sirhugs is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada
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Originally Posted by TheSometimesGoddess
... Thank goodness we live in the technology age. *BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
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nothing wrong with some good old school hand crafted orgasms here... |
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12-30-2012, 08:10 AM
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Dirty Old Man
TxRad is online now
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 25,140
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Laid? Laid? Sounds familiar but...
Laid!
Nope, still nothing.
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12-31-2012, 07:41 AM
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Riding to the Rescue
sirhugs is offline
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Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada
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I vaguely recall when holidays at least held out the promise of a random hook up. Now I'm in bed by 10:30...
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12-31-2012, 08:06 AM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Northern New Jersey USA
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Originally Posted by sirhugs
I vaguely recall when holidays at least held out the promise of a random hook up. Now I'm in bed by 10:30...
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Random hookups never seemed possible to me. I don't know where that kind of life has been hiding. |
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12-31-2012, 08:12 AM
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Riding to the Rescue
sirhugs is offline
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Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada
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Originally Posted by TheeGoatPig
Random hookups never seemed possible to me. I don't know where that kind of life has been hiding.
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with brief exceptions, infrequent random hookups have been most of my sex life for the past decade... thank god for the internet..RIP MSN local chat... |
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01-01-2013, 05:47 AM
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Riding to the Rescue
sirhugs is offline
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Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada
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not this year yet either ...  |
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01-07-2013, 08:09 AM
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Riding to the Rescue
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Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada
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what...did every body but me get invited to week long orgies?
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01-07-2013, 11:16 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Location: UK
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Originally Posted by sirhugs
what...did every body but me get invited to week long orgies?
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No; we were all down the Pub commiserating with each other about the lack of it! |
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01-07-2013, 12:15 PM
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Still walking
Cruel2BKind is offline
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Location: Minnesota
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I try not to post here.
I would like to remind certain parties that this is the 'I did not get laid TODAY thread'. So if I haven't gotten laid for four months, I still qualify, despite the fact that there are others that haven't been laid for years.
Being lonely for four months does not make me a poser, or a fake.
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Most are gay male, though I have two that are straight, and one that is a How to.
I tend to go for the darker stuff... But people seem to like it okay! 
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01-07-2013, 01:25 PM
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Riding to the Rescue
sirhugs is offline
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
No; we were all down the Pub commiserating with each other about the lack of it!
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yeah, I guess you figured I was too far away to invite? |
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01-07-2013, 03:16 PM
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There is no R in my name
TheeGoatPig is offline
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Northern New Jersey USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cruel2BKind
I try not to post here.
I would like to remind certain parties that this is the 'I did not get laid TODAY thread'. So if I haven't gotten laid for four months, I still qualify, despite the fact that there are others that haven't been laid for years.
Being lonely for four months does not make me a poser, or a fake.
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It's usually only when someone acts like that is a hardship that sets me off.
"Oh wow, it's been four months. Poor me how have I survived so long? I think I could die!"
And no, I haven't gotten laid today. |
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01-10-2013, 06:02 AM
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Riding to the Rescue
sirhugs is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheeGoatPig
It's usually only when someone acts like that is a hardship that sets me off.
"Oh wow, it's been four months. Poor me how have I survived so long? I think I could die!"
And no, I haven't gotten laid today.
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but at some point, different for each of us, it must become a hardship, or we wouldn't be here. I know in my case it strikes between three and six months. About three months after that, it starts to fade til it is like a dull tooth ache that you only notice when you see food you can't eat. |
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01-10-2013, 12:49 PM
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Virgin
ggwcolombia is offline
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Didn't get laid today, thank God, I can get some work done lol
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01-11-2013, 07:59 AM
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Riding to the Rescue
sirhugs is offline
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Originally Posted by ggwcolombia
Didn't get laid today, thank God, I can get some work done lol
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alas, my "too long celibate" ache is distracting me from work, from sleep, from food... |
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01-11-2013, 08:10 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Location: UK
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Originally Posted by sirhugs
alas, my "too long celibate" ache is distracting me from work, from sleep, from food...
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Fortunately, that ain't the problem here, although I still ain't made it. |
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01-11-2013, 04:30 PM
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In a band!!
CWatson is offline
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Location: CA
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Not since early October. And the last two times I did it we were 1) in a tent (which was fun) at a campground right next to the bathroom ("Mommy, why is that tent shaking?"), and 2) when I was down with a migraine and tent girlfriend--who, to her credit, I had broken up with two days later--offered one last booty call to help take my mind off things. But no, not since then.
But I do have a date tonight though. And, that most audacious and wonderful of things, a second date. I scarcely dare hope that this is going to go anywhere, because even after second dates things can go south--they have--but maybe she'll like me and stick around.
But no, didn't get laid today. And if I do get laid today I will eat my hat.
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01-11-2013, 05:17 PM
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Really Experienced
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No and probably wont anytime in the near future unfortunately
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don't expect a reply to your one line or less pm's also if your going to say hello in yahoo,great love to hear from you, but if you think this means you can send an add request without so much as a hello forget it. don't mean to sound like a psycho but way to many guys think ill add them first and chat later,only thing your added to is my ignore list
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01-11-2013, 05:19 PM
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Literotica Guru
LoveHerNow is offline
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Not today, and not all last week either.  |
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01-11-2013, 05:42 PM
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Dirty Old Man
TxRad is online now
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Location: Texas
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Only in my mind. |
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01-12-2013, 03:50 AM
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In a band!!
CWatson is offline
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Location: CA
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Nope, she didn't like me. Back to grabbing my junk for fun and profit...
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"Haiku are easy
to write, but may not make sense.
Refrigerator."
"The plural of 'Surgeon General' is 'Surgeons General.' The past tense of 'Surgeons General' is 'Surgeonsed General.' "
Picture is not me; can be found at ShyAngela.com (thanks Dkling!)
Here is my story site, which has more material on it than my Literotica page. Oh, and, I'm now on Facebook!
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