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12-30-2012, 02:40 AM
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Avoiding Sausage Fests
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A clothes dryer's 'tumble dry' setting.
I am fixated 24/7 thinking about this dutiful, elegant way to dry recently laundered clothing. Foregoing the heat is bold and gutsy.
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Masturbating to "Klan Hooded Hotties" Web-Cam Service: busybody (Anquan Jihad); Cade is Here; ChinaBandit; Killswitch; koalabear
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12-30-2012, 02:42 AM
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The winking face is highly suggestive.
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12-30-2012, 03:02 AM
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Citizen of the World
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The winking face is highly suggestive.
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12-30-2012, 03:11 AM
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I just wanted to make sure that it wasn't an involuntary wink brought on by Tourette's syndrome.
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12-30-2012, 09:21 AM
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(.) (.)
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I'm obsessed with learning to crochet. I take classes every Friday night. My next project is to learn how to make Granny Squares. I'm going to make a lap blanket.
I've only been crocheting a couple of months, I have a lot to learn.
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12-30-2012, 10:32 AM
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* der Weisheit
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I am obsessed with being obsessed.
Every once in a while something crosses my path I want to know everything about, learn and indulge in.
Two boxes with all kind of fabric cut in little squares are all that rest from an obsession with quilts... I made a few cushions after I was done with cutting up all the clothes I could find and did not fitting anyone anymore, then I wasn't into it any longer...
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12-30-2012, 10:50 AM
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Good little witch.
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I'm obsessed with doors, they either need to be closed or fully open. I don't like them cracked or haphazardly closed.
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Yes! And all the light switches on the panel need to be either all up or all down.
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"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
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"A  from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
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12-30-2012, 11:11 AM
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quite quacked
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I'm obsessed with doors, they either need to be closed or fully open. I don't like them cracked or haphazardly closed.
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absobloodylutely
a door half-open, half-shut . . . what's it obscuring? from inside, the view, from outside - who knows? *narrows eyes*
but draughts are my bugbear. draughts, not breezes. breezes are wonderful zephyrs of pleasure - a draught will get right on my flippin' nerves. I am, 100% anti-draughts.
grr.
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12-30-2012, 11:13 AM
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The yellow highlighters go in this pencil cup.
The blue, orange, pink, and green highlighters go in that pencil cup.
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12-30-2012, 11:14 AM
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Gone
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Yes! And all the light switches on the panel need to be either all up or all down.
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Now that I think about it.....YES! THIS!
And here I thought I had no obsessions.
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12-30-2012, 11:18 AM
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quite quacked
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listening to music or watching a film - no talking please! i want to immerse myself in the event, suspend reality to enjoy them to their best.
dancing to music is another matter, and doesn't follow those rules at all 
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12-30-2012, 11:20 AM
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Good little witch.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chipbutty
listening to music or watching a film - no talking please! i want to immerse myself in the event, suspend reality to enjoy them to their best.
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Don't start watching the movie in the middle, either.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
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12-30-2012, 11:23 AM
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Really Experienced
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I have to rearrange the dishwasher so that every inch of space is used - the RIGHT way, of course  |
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12-30-2012, 11:25 AM
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Good little witch.
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Use a bookmark, people. Don't dog ear the pages or leave the book facedown and open to keep your place.
This has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood library-lunch lady.
Oh, and while I'm on the subject, chew with your mouth closed. Nobody wants to see your digestive system at work.
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"When did I go from the good little witch to the not good enough for you little witch?"
"If you could read my mind, love, what a tale my thoughts could tell."
"A picture may be worth a thousand words, but sometimes just a few carefully chosen words can inspire thousands of pictures."
"My! People come and go so quickly here!"
“Technically, a witch is always a lady, except when circumstances dictate otherwise.”
"A from a good witch brings a week of good luck!"
My stories
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12-30-2012, 11:39 AM
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No tolerance for dummies
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I forget to turn off the lights and don't close the kitchen drawers and cabinets all the way. I'd drive you people crazy.
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12-31-2012, 02:39 AM
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Citizen of the World
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Quote:
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I just wanted to make sure that it wasn't an involuntary wink brought on by Tourette's syndrome.
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12-31-2012, 02:41 AM
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Citizen of the World
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If there is something sticky on your dining room chair, clean it off, don't just throw a piece of mail over it and sit down!
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12-31-2012, 02:43 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Thank you for being so considerate but if I have Tourette's I am unaware of it.
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It's just that, usually when I get a wink from a woman, it's Tourette's. I've learned to just ask in order to avoid awkward situations.
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12-31-2012, 02:44 AM
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Citizen of the World
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Quote:
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It's just that, usually when I get a wink from a woman, it's Tourette's. I've learned to just ask in order to avoid awkward situations.
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12-31-2012, 03:13 AM
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Literotica Guru
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The best being their lunch?
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12-31-2012, 07:24 AM
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Citizen of the World
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The best being their lunch?
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12-31-2012, 09:34 AM
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Cunilingerer
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Being truly funny means never having to say haha
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Eric Segal would have appreciated this.
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"…the secret of the Great Stories is they have no secrets. The Great Stories are the ones you have heard and want to hear again. The ones you can enter anywhere and inhabit comfortably. They don’t deceive you with thrills and trick endings. They don’t surprise you with the unforeseen. They are as familiar as the house you live in. Or the smell of your lover’s skin. You know how they end, yet you listen as though you don’t. In the way that although you know that one day you will die, you live as though you won’t. In the Great Stories you know who lives, who dies, who finds love, who doesn’t. And yet you want to know again." —Arundhati Roy, The God of Small Things, (1997)
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12-31-2012, 11:15 AM
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Literotica Chat Mod
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Typewriters, a clean kitchen and finding the perfect hair dryer.
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12-31-2012, 11:49 AM
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poofy cunt
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my yard - in a very hands off kind of way. i'm obsessed with finding the perfect plants that require minimal maintenance and choke out weeds. this lead me to ripping out all of the sod in my front yard. weeds are a bitch. i need to buy more vinegar.
i guess you could say i'm obsessed with this damn book.
there is also the obsession with lines and slightly transparent layers of pigment.
plants with healing properties.
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12-31-2012, 01:15 PM
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rub on my leg little grrl
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