Dear X,

[imemkay]

Dear Ye of Little Faith,

And you thought I couldn't figure it out - shame on you!

It is a little scary though, that I know you so well.

Go forth, and be chill as fuck!

Yours,
MK

[NightL]

you have looked out for so many over these years
I hope someone is looking out for you
you have guided so many in their quest for love
with wisdom beyond your years
I hope someone is looking out for you
your touch radiates beyond to so many more
a glow of love, warmth and care

May 2013 bring you joys never dreamed possible

[Christopher2012]

Originally Posted by imemkay

MK

mortal-kombat.jpg

[imemkay]

Originally Posted by Christopher2012

Attachment 1163268

Weak!

[Rainshine]

Dear 2012,

You were a good, relatively peaceful one overall, and you had a pretty special end.

Among the blessings you saw in, you brought someone amazing into my world. Big thanks for that. The biggest, thanks.

I hope 2013 is as fab and memorable.

Yours,
Grateful for good times and good people.

[pmann]

Dear 2012,

Thanks for her *points to Rainshine*. I don't think I could be luckier.

Sincerely,

Pmann

[Miles Long]

Dear X,

Y?

Zzzzzz

[Saucyminx]

Dear Verizon,

Your customer service support phone line is an abomination and you should be horsewhipped through the town square for even calling it "support". The 35 min I was on hold, the second time, had me thinking some very homicidal thoughts.

Your saving grace is your technicians. He was polite, friendly, sweet, and very easy on the eyes.

a slightly less irritated customer

[pmann]

Dear Niklas Zennstrom and Janus Friis,

Thanks a million. You made 2012 a great year for us.

Cheers,

Pmann

[imemkay]

Dear 2012,

You were a good year. New job, some new friends, happy times with family and old friends. Heck, I'll even thank you for what I shall charitably refer to as "learning experiences".

Here's hoping the trend continues in 2013!!

MK

[bluebomber]

Dear X

PLEASE start the New Year off with a BANG

Yours Truly, BB

[pmann]

Dear Self,

You laugh at some inappropriate things. Most don't understand. But they can suck goat scrote.

Sincerely,

Pmann

[Saucyminx]

Originally Posted by pmann

Dear Self,

You laugh at some inappropriate things. Most don't understand. But they can suck goat scrote.

Sincerely,

Pmann

Dear Pmann,

Thank you. I was in need of a new motto for 2013--I think you just supplied it.

"They can suck goat scrote"

Words to live by.

With gratitude,
Minxy

[pmann]

Dear Brunch,

I genuinely hate everything about you.

Grrrrrr,

Pmann

[Rainshine]

Dear Today,

You started out beautifully, and are ending with much excitement.

Grateful and hopeful,
Me.

[EbersMoll]

Dear Lit-Friends,

Sorry for my protracted absence from here. Life has bowled a couple of health related curved-balls at some older relatives of mine and so I am attempting to sort things out.

Once I have things on an even keel I do intend to spend more time with you.

In the meantime, I do very much hope you are all well.

TTFN,

EM

[Christopher2012]

Dear Person who I Play Borderlands 2 with:

Quit fucking around and get on XBOX LIVE.

Thanks,
Chris

[EllaPure]

Dear X,

Attempting to hack my email? Are you that fucking desperate for information? There’s a limit to how low someone should allow themselves to sink…you’re scraping the bottom of the barrel. You are completely fucked up and pathetic…anyone who would go as far as to try and hack an email…fucked in the head. What did you hope to find - were you hoping for something salacious and dirty?

That email was never used (better luck next time)…but I did figure out how you connected it to me (nice post stalking skills) - I won’t make that mistake again. You’re like a Chihuahua with a tampon. Don’t try and end run me…you won’t win. If you have something to say or ask – fucking put your big girl panties on and PM me. I have a life to live and I don’t have time for your weak minded, mamby-pamby, passive-aggressive bullshit. I'm tired of playing nice....

Me

[imemkay]

Dear Self,

The next time you decide to put our foot on a chair to tie our shoe, please make sure said chair does not have wheels. Chairs with wheels tend to roll, thereby forcing us into a split. Is it possible to be clumsy and agile all at once?

Klutzy yet surprisingly flexible,
Me

[Lion_Roar]

Dear New Years Resolutioners at my gym,

I applaud you for wanting to live a healthier life, but I am not amused that my routine now takes two hours instead of a little over one hour. The place is literally swarming with you all.

-Lion

[Rainshine]

Dear Ironic one and her pissed off stalker friend,

Advising someone to "put their big call panties on and PM" you if they have a problem, then airing your own problem with them in a public forum... see where I'm going here?

We all understand you two have some kind of melodrama happening, but I thought at least one of you had left here - so do we really have to keep witnessing this vitriole.

You two need to just deal with each other in private and hopefully move on - one way or another.

Thanks in advance,
Everyone on Lit

[NippleMuncher]

Dear Klutzy yet surprisingly flexible:

Flexibility is never something one wants to test suddenly!

Regards,
Your Hammies

Originally Posted by Lion_Roar

Dear New Years Resolutioners at my gym, The place is literally swarming with you all.

Dear Swarmed:

Don't worry, next week will be back to normal.

[imemkay]

Originally Posted by NippleMuncher

Dear Klutzy yet surprisingly flexible:

Flexibility is never something one wants to test suddenly!

Regards,
Your Hammies

Dear NM

You are correct, but it was oh so funny!

MK

[NippleMuncher]

Originally Posted by imemkay

Dear NM

You are correct, but it was oh so funny!

MK

At least you weren't hurt.

I can't even sit in an "L", my hammies are quite vocal about that! LOL

[pmann]

Dear X,

I hope you find that as amusing as I do. I seriously do.

Cheers,

Pmann