Old 12-29-2012, 12:29 PM   #801
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Hey Ms.Quote

Right, or how about if someone spoke to his mom in that manner?

What a scumbag.
I don't care if he's 20, 40, or 60. I bet if his Mom knew he was speaking to women like that she'd kick his ass.
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Old 12-29-2012, 12:44 PM   #802
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I don't care if he's 20, 40, or 60. I bet if his Mom knew he was speaking to women like that she'd kick his ass.

Probley..

Too bad we can't call their mommas LoL
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Probley..

Too bad we can't call their mommas LoL
If he keeps sending out that PM randomly, he may do it for us.
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Old 12-29-2012, 12:49 PM   #804
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If he keeps sending out that PM randomly, he may do it for us.
Oh ewwww..... *hjirk hjirk hjirk*
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If he keeps sending out that PM randomly, he may do it for us.


LMAO! Right LoL *Giggling*

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Old 12-29-2012, 12:56 PM   #806
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I got one a few minutes ago. This isn't verbatim, but it gets the point across.

Hi, I'm (female name) from (state). I'm (age), and I'd like to chat with you here. Please PM.

For the record, I have no problem chatting or PMing with people I know - male or female. I'll even respond (very rarely though) to the occasional well-spoken unsolicited PM.

First of all, I don't fall for the old female name trick. Second, that's not enough to entice me to chat or PM with someone. It takes a little more effort than that.
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Old 12-29-2012, 01:00 PM   #807
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I got one a few minutes ago. This isn't verbatim, but it gets the point across.

Hi, I'm (female name) from (state). I'm (age), and I'd like to chat with you here. Please PM.

For the record, I have no problem chatting or PMing with people I know - male or female. I'll even respond (very rarely though) to the occasional well-spoken unsolicited PM.

First of all, I don't fall for the old female name trick. Second, that's not enough to entice me to chat or PM with someone. It takes a little more effort than that.


You think it was a guy pretending again? LMAO!

Some of the ones i get, i think it's guys pretending-i mean seriously, how many susans and pams are on this site? LMAO Honestly..
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You think it was a guy pretending again? LMAO!

Some of the ones i get, i think it's guys pretending-i mean seriously, how many susans and pams are on this site? LMAO Honestly..
How did you know her name?!? I could swear I didn't include it! ROFL

Nah, I'm sure it was a woman. Nobody lies on the internet!
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Old 12-29-2012, 01:14 PM   #809
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How did you know her name?!? I could swear I didn't include it! ROFL

Nah, I'm sure it was a woman. Nobody lies on the internet!

LMAO! If i had a dollar for every susan and pam, girl, i'd be living a Trump lifestyle LoL

Oh and "mary" is another one that pops up alot..

Nah of course they don't!
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Wait wait wait! You mean those weren't women I was chatting with?

Damnit Ciph! Why didn't you warn me?!
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Old 12-29-2012, 01:24 PM   #811
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Wait wait wait! You mean those weren't women I was chatting with?

Damnit Ciph! Why didn't you warn me?!


LOL!!

I thought you knew!! My bad!

Sorry Babe

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LOL!!

I thought you knew!! My bad!

Sorry Babe

LoL
Of course I didn't know. Remember I am sweet and naive and innocent!

Sheesh I always get taken advantage of here on Lit. And to think I told Susan my best tips for how to get a smooth shave!
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Wait wait wait! You mean those weren't women I was chatting with?

Damnit Ciph! Why didn't you warn me?!
Seems most are guy's pretending to be girls, or kids pretending to be adults
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Of course I didn't know. Remember I am sweet and naive and innocent!

Sheesh I always get taken advantage of here on Lit. And to think I told Susan my best tips for how to get a smooth shave!


Ah well, we're gonna have to change that sweet and innocent LMAO

I'll corrupt you because it's fun bwahahahaha

well, looks like suzy has herself a nice smooth set of balls LMAO!
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Seems most are guy's pretending to be girls, or kids pretending to be adults


Isn't this the truth?!

Preach it!


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well, looks like suzy has herself a nice smooth set of balls LMAO!

BAHAHAHAHA! no you didn't! Oh my God Giiiirrrrllll!!!I just spit out my drink!

you know what? Don't stop. I'm having fun being corrupted.
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The irony here is incredibly amusing.
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Old 12-29-2012, 01:58 PM   #818
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I'd settle for adults acting like adults.
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Old 12-29-2012, 01:59 PM   #819
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BAHAHAHAHA! no you didn't! Oh my God Giiiirrrrllll!!!I just spit out my drink!

you know what? Don't stop. I'm having fun being corrupted.


LoL Yeah i did!

No worries, i got you covered!

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Isn't this the truth?!

Preach it!


Well I am no guy and I am 20 so I don't think that makes me a kid!
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Old 12-29-2012, 03:26 PM   #821
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Well I am no guy and I am 20 so I don't think that makes me a kid!
never said you were either lol ..
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Hi there Ashley,

I'm xxxxxxxx, age and location removed,

How would you like to chat with your naughty uncle or Dirty Daddy?

mmmmmmmm I'm thinking about having you stay over for the weekend, just thinking about you wandering about the house in a short skirt and tight top has my long fat cock throbbing!! I bet your tight wet pussy would taste soooooo fucking delicious!! I'll let you have a few drinks then sit and talk with you......leering at you....imagine my firm hands all over your body, brushing against your pert tits.....making your nipples erect.......making you tremble and whimper just a little, I'd tease you for ages.....using my fingers and wet warm tongue.......just think about me slowly undressing you....telling you how horny you make me feel and telling you some of the dirty things I want to do with you.

Interested?

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Here we go again...
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:13 PM   #823
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Here we go again...
I like when they send shit like that-quick to assume you`re into & turned on by what they like...ugh as if they know you..idiots.
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It seems like every message i have received so far, leaves me wondering if men even know how to talk to women anymore.

I found this thread pretty funny so thanks for the entertainment .

Thought I would share a few ones that I have had so far after only joining a few days ago.

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hi i am a <age> married male and there is just something so hot about a younger pretty girl using her sexuality to get what she wants, where she has all the power and control over you just because she is so pretty and you just cant help it.

sitting on my lap and telling me how naughty she has been
making me watch as she does my friends
teasing me to the point where she makes me give her money or go shopping
just manipulating me to get what she wants by just teasing me
maybe humiliate and degrade me

have the attitude of like the "popular girl" at school and i'm the "nerd" but sexually, you get what you want by teasing, manipulating, even degrading and humiliating if your into that

id love to roleplay with you this if you are interested
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This just in:

"R u horny?"

Yes, actually, I am. I'm also literate and imaginative and prefer my men to be equally literate and imaginative.

With come on lines like we see here, it's no wonder they're trolling an adult forum.
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