New Author's Beware: Scouries and his contests are fake. Keep bumping this thread. - Page 209

SimoneLisbon · 12-25-2012, 07:29 AM

Merry Christmas tree bump...

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Originally Posted by topace

I'll grab the top post and remind everyone why this thread is here:

Threadmaster's Intention

The Reason For This Thread:

For any newbies in the crowd, Scouriesworld, aka, Jacqui O. is scouries using an alt. She/he/it is supposed to be the President of A.I.R., a fake readers organization that scouries uses to base his fake contests on. In actuality he is the only one who gets to vote on his fake contest.

The reason for the fake contests is two fold. First of all, it is self promotion of his giant ego. Secondly, Scouries has never won a real contest even though he is the self-proclaimed number one author on Lit. In his mind it is everyone's fault but his. He blames the AH, the site owners, the contests themselves. His ego won't allow it to be his fault for only writing in one category.

But back to Jacqui O. He/she/it is the "Secretery" of the MOST COMMENTED on and the MOST VOTED on story clubs. Both of which are fake lists that scouires made up to associate his name with the top writers on this site. She/he/it is also a secretary that can't spell secretary,

ScouriesWorld, is a fake place that only exists in scouries mind.

And as a last piece of information, according to all of scouries IP addresses, he/she/it does not live in Miami Beach, Florida but in the south of England. Not that, that is a bad thing but it is more lie from the king of lies.

So, remember, the ignore list is your best friend when it comes to him and his alt.

Boxlicker101 · 12-25-2012, 12:40 PM

Time for a bumperino.

ScouriesWorld · 12-26-2012, 11:19 AM

Dear boxy,

Time is quickly running out! We need the latest vote totals for ’Little’ Pauletta and Her Daddy’s Shower, your masterwork.

Has it amassed 3000 votes or not? DOES IT MERIT INCLUSION ON THE LIST?

And to all other LITEROTICANS: If you too have a 3000 vote story please contact me within the next few days with all the details.

NaokoSmith · 12-26-2012, 11:32 AM

TxRad · 12-26-2012, 11:38 AM

Why would anyone want to be on your fake lists? They're only there to stroke your ego.

NaokoSmith · 12-27-2012, 12:19 PM

lovecraft68 · 12-27-2012, 01:14 PM

An I'm out of work for another encore week bump!

And my wife had to go to work today, so ha!

madam_noe · 12-28-2012, 08:05 AM

A good morning, I'm enjoying my vacation from work bump!

TxRad · 12-28-2012, 01:48 PM

A bump to cover idiots fake award bullshit.

The author is real but the award is fake.

ScouriesWorld · 12-28-2012, 01:57 PM

TxRad · 12-28-2012, 03:07 PM

Poor scouries, someone mentions scifi/fantasy and he gets his panties all in a wad.

PoppingTom · 12-29-2012, 10:26 AM

Big Bada bump !!!

lovecraft68 · 12-29-2012, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by PoppingTom

Big Bada bump !!!

ah a bump for the hot chick in 5th element!

ScouriesWorld · 12-29-2012, 11:20 AM

... yes my little sccourians we haven't forgotten you...

ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)

2013 Valentines Day Contest

lovecraft68 · 12-29-2012, 11:33 AM

Just make sure it doesn't coincide with the announcement of the August 2011 monthly awards

TxRad · 12-29-2012, 11:46 AM

Ah yes, just what you would expect. Another fake contest from the king of fakery.

ScouriesWorld · 12-29-2012, 11:57 AM

Yes lovergirl you are so, so write! Making announcements around here always seems to present us with a conundrum.

For example, we’re announcing the 2012 Author of the Year Award (the Freddie) very, very soon. But what if LITEROTICA opens up the polls and starts the voting process for the 2011 LITEROTICA author of the year at the same time? We don’t want to make anyone look bad or confuse the reading public now do we?

But then again the voting for the 2011 LITEROTICA author of the year award may not begin until 2014 or 2015.

So we’ll probably just go ahead… cuming soon:

ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)

the 2012 Freddie – author of the year award

lovecraft68 · 12-29-2012, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TxRad

Ah yes, just what you would expect. Another fake contest from the king of fakery.

Well seeing its been 2 weeks sine the winter winners were announced and I have received no e-mail from lit(checked the spam folders just in case) and no response to 2 pms to Laurel I'm wondering about the validity of the real contests.

Through lit I reached out to the second place winner this morning to ask if they heard anything, interested to see what the response will be.

Then again they still haven't put the winners on the home page either so as I said somewhere else except for uploading stories it seems there's nothing else going on, on their end.

TxRad · 12-29-2012, 01:14 PM

Oh God, not another fake award from the king of fakery.

Exquisition · 12-31-2012, 11:02 AM

Just keeping the British end up.

lovecraft68 · 12-31-2012, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Exquisition

Just keeping the British end up.

Appreciated, but now I must return that bump so the US doesn't fall behind (like it has in every other field lately)

michchick98 · 12-31-2012, 02:31 PM

A lurking bump because fucktard's thread is above this one.

Happy New Year, everyone! I hope 2013 brings you much happiness, health and sex!

TxRad · 12-31-2012, 07:27 PM

A bump to the top and above the fake contest thread

There are no winners in a fake contest.

TimothyM · 01-01-2013, 02:04 AM

A bump to celebrate that this thread had been viewed 54,600 times when I logged on this New Year's mornng 2013. And just to be sure it's at the top and above any fake stuff.

Kurokami · 01-01-2013, 07:53 AM

An Aussie bump, because I'm finally bothering to do that again

Anything to procrastinate and not write anything!