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12-29-2012, 11:29 AM
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Sweet n Innocent
BeachMomma is online now
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Hey Ms.Quote 
Right, or how about if someone spoke to his mom in that manner? 
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I don't care if he's 20, 40, or 60. I bet if his Mom knew he was speaking to women like that she'd kick his ass.
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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12-29-2012, 11:44 AM
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*Cruella de Oi*
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Originally Posted by BeachMomma
I don't care if he's 20, 40, or 60. I bet if his Mom knew he was speaking to women like that she'd kick his ass.
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Probley..
Too bad we can't call their mommas LoL |
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12-29-2012, 11:45 AM
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Sweet n Innocent
BeachMomma is online now
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Originally Posted by Cipher
Probley..
Too bad we can't call their mommas LoL
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If he keeps sending out that PM randomly, he may do it for us. 
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
DISCLAIMER: Asshat PMs will probably earn you a starring role in the PM Asshattery thread. |
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12-29-2012, 11:49 AM
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bitchiness as an art form
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Originally Posted by BeachMomma
If he keeps sending out that PM randomly, he may do it for us. |
Oh ewwww..... *hjirk hjirk hjirk*
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Before you PM, introduce yourself, you can find me here... ~ House of Blu or here Sienna's Erotic Lounge
Although I am normally a little drunk and a little bitchy. Think you can handle it?
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12-29-2012, 11:51 AM
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*Cruella de Oi*
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Originally Posted by BeachMomma
If he keeps sending out that PM randomly, he may do it for us. |
LMAO! Right LoL *Giggling*
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12-29-2012, 11:56 AM
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Sweet n Innocent
BeachMomma is online now
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I got one a few minutes ago. This isn't verbatim, but it gets the point across.
Hi, I'm (female name) from (state). I'm (age), and I'd like to chat with you here. Please PM.
For the record, I have no problem chatting or PMing with people I know - male or female. I'll even respond (very rarely though) to the occasional well-spoken unsolicited PM.
First of all, I don't fall for the old female name trick. Second, that's not enough to entice me to chat or PM with someone. It takes a little more effort than that.
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
DISCLAIMER: Asshat PMs will probably earn you a starring role in the PM Asshattery thread. |
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12-29-2012, 12:00 PM
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*Cruella de Oi*
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Originally Posted by BeachMomma
I got one a few minutes ago. This isn't verbatim, but it gets the point across.
Hi, I'm (female name) from (state). I'm (age), and I'd like to chat with you here. Please PM.
For the record, I have no problem chatting or PMing with people I know - male or female. I'll even respond (very rarely though) to the occasional well-spoken unsolicited PM.
First of all, I don't fall for the old female name trick. Second, that's not enough to entice me to chat or PM with someone. It takes a little more effort than that.
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You think it was a guy pretending again? LMAO!
Some of the ones i get, i think it's guys pretending-i mean seriously, how many susans and pams are on this site? LMAO Honestly.. |
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12-29-2012, 12:06 PM
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Sweet n Innocent
BeachMomma is online now
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Originally Posted by Cipher
You think it was a guy pretending again? LMAO!
Some of the ones i get, i think it's guys pretending-i mean seriously, how many susans and pams are on this site? LMAO Honestly..
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How did you know her name?!? I could swear I didn't include it! ROFL
Nah, I'm sure it was a woman. Nobody lies on the internet!
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
DISCLAIMER: Asshat PMs will probably earn you a starring role in the PM Asshattery thread. |
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12-29-2012, 12:14 PM
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*Cruella de Oi*
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Originally Posted by BeachMomma
How did you know her name?!? I could swear I didn't include it! ROFL
Nah, I'm sure it was a woman. Nobody lies on the internet! |
LMAO! If i had a dollar for every susan and pam, girl, i'd be living a Trump lifestyle LoL
Oh and "mary" is another one that pops up alot..
Nah of course they don't! |
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12-29-2012, 12:19 PM
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bitchiness as an art form
blulilacgrl is offline
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Wait wait wait! You mean those weren't women I was chatting with?
Damnit Ciph! Why didn't you warn me?! 
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The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them ~Maya Angelou
Before you PM, introduce yourself, you can find me here... ~ House of Blu or here Sienna's Erotic Lounge
Although I am normally a little drunk and a little bitchy. Think you can handle it?
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12-29-2012, 12:24 PM
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*Cruella de Oi*
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Originally Posted by blulilacgrl
Wait wait wait! You mean those weren't women I was chatting with?
Damnit Ciph! Why didn't you warn me?! |
LOL!!
I thought you knew!! My bad!
Sorry Babe
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12-29-2012, 12:41 PM
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bitchiness as an art form
blulilacgrl is offline
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Originally Posted by Cipher
LOL!!
I thought you knew!! My bad!
Sorry Babe
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Of course I didn't know. Remember I am sweet and naive and innocent!
Sheesh I always get taken advantage of here on Lit. And to think I told Susan my best tips for how to get a smooth shave! 
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The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them ~Maya Angelou
Before you PM, introduce yourself, you can find me here... ~ House of Blu or here Sienna's Erotic Lounge
Although I am normally a little drunk and a little bitchy. Think you can handle it?
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12-29-2012, 12:41 PM
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Loves Spam
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Originally Posted by blulilacgrl
Wait wait wait! You mean those weren't women I was chatting with?
Damnit Ciph! Why didn't you warn me?! |
Seems most are guy's pretending to be girls, or kids pretending to be adults |
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12-29-2012, 12:44 PM
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*Cruella de Oi*
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Originally Posted by blulilacgrl
Of course I didn't know. Remember I am sweet and naive and innocent!
Sheesh I always get taken advantage of here on Lit. And to think I told Susan my best tips for how to get a smooth shave! |
Ah well, we're gonna have to change that sweet and innocent LMAO 
I'll corrupt you because it's fun bwahahahaha 
well, looks like suzy has herself a nice smooth set of balls LMAO! |
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12-29-2012, 12:45 PM
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*Cruella de Oi*
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Originally Posted by Ashley761
Seems most are guy's pretending to be girls, or kids pretending to be adults
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Isn't this the truth?!
Preach it!
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12-29-2012, 12:51 PM
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bitchiness as an art form
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Originally Posted by Cipher
well, looks like suzy has herself a nice smooth set of balls LMAO!
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BAHAHAHAHA! no you didn't! Oh my God Giiiirrrrllll!!!I just spit out my drink!
you know what? Don't stop. I'm having fun being corrupted. 
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The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them ~Maya Angelou
Before you PM, introduce yourself, you can find me here... ~ House of Blu or here Sienna's Erotic Lounge
Although I am normally a little drunk and a little bitchy. Think you can handle it?
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12-29-2012, 12:54 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashley761
Seems most are guy's pretending to be girls, or kids pretending to be adults
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The irony here is incredibly amusing.
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"A day came—of almost terrified delight and wonder—when the woman pressed a man upon her breast... How she laughed and wept over it—how love, and hope, and prayer woke again in her bosom as he nestled there."
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12-29-2012, 12:58 PM
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bitchiness as an art form
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I'd settle for adults acting like adults.
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Before you PM, introduce yourself, you can find me here... ~ House of Blu or here Sienna's Erotic Lounge
Although I am normally a little drunk and a little bitchy. Think you can handle it?
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12-29-2012, 12:59 PM
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*Cruella de Oi*
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Originally Posted by blulilacgrl
BAHAHAHAHA! no you didn't! Oh my God Giiiirrrrllll!!!I just spit out my drink!
you know what? Don't stop. I'm having fun being corrupted. |
LoL Yeah i did!
No worries, i got you covered!
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12-29-2012, 02:17 PM
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Loves Spam
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Originally Posted by Cipher
Isn't this the truth?!
Preach it!
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Well I am no guy and I am 20 so I don't think that makes me a kid! |
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12-29-2012, 02:26 PM
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*Cruella de Oi*
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Originally Posted by Ashley761
Well I am no guy and I am 20 so I don't think that makes me a kid!
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never said you were either lol  .. |
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12-29-2012, 04:01 PM
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Loves Spam
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Originally Posted by name deleted
Hi there Ashley,
I'm xxxxxxxx, age and location removed,
How would you like to chat with your naughty uncle or Dirty Daddy?
mmmmmmmm I'm thinking about having you stay over for the weekend, just thinking about you wandering about the house in a short skirt and tight top has my long fat cock throbbing!! I bet your tight wet pussy would taste soooooo fucking delicious!! I'll let you have a few drinks then sit and talk with you......leering at you....imagine my firm hands all over your body, brushing against your pert tits.....making your nipples erect.......making you tremble and whimper just a little, I'd tease you for ages.....using my fingers and wet warm tongue.......just think about me slowly undressing you....telling you how horny you make me feel and telling you some of the dirty things I want to do with you.
Interested?
name deleted xxx
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Here we go again... |
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12-29-2012, 04:13 PM
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*Cruella de Oi*
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Originally Posted by Ashley761
Here we go again...
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I like when they send shit like that-quick to assume you`re into & turned on by what they like...ugh as if they know you..idiots. |
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01-03-2013, 06:11 AM
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Experienced
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It seems like every message i have received so far, leaves me wondering if men even know how to talk to women anymore.
I found this thread pretty funny so thanks for the entertainment  .
Thought I would share a few ones that I have had so far after only joining a few days ago.
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hi i am a <age> married male and there is just something so hot about a younger pretty girl using her sexuality to get what she wants, where she has all the power and control over you just because she is so pretty and you just cant help it.
sitting on my lap and telling me how naughty she has been
making me watch as she does my friends
teasing me to the point where she makes me give her money or go shopping
just manipulating me to get what she wants by just teasing me
maybe humiliate and degrade me
have the attitude of like the "popular girl" at school and i'm the "nerd" but sexually, you get what you want by teasing, manipulating, even degrading and humiliating if your into that
id love to roleplay with you this if you are interested
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Hello, I am the Prince of Nigeria and I have chosen you to recieve several large deposits into your account - If you don't own an account with the In vitro fertilisation Bank of America then please disregard this message as sperm...err, spam
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01-03-2013, 07:29 AM
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Sweet n Innocent
BeachMomma is online now
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This just in:
"R u horny?"
Yes, actually, I am. I'm also literate and imaginative and prefer my men to be equally literate and imaginative.
With come on lines like we see here, it's no wonder they're trolling an adult forum.
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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