Old 12-29-2012, 01:20 AM   #105101
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Old 12-29-2012, 04:43 AM   #105102
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:03 AM   #105103
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And the phone rings:

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"a number of items are now available at "
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And this is AFTER said library has closed !
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Old 12-29-2012, 09:33 AM   #105104
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Old 12-29-2012, 04:02 PM   #105105
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Old 12-29-2012, 04:31 PM   #105106
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I went to a movie today. The first time since 1998.
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Old 12-29-2012, 04:54 PM   #105107
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My niece (21 years old) was married last Saturday in a ceremony to which I was not privy (she was raised LDS/Mormon, and married in a Mormon temple). Tonight I am to attend her "reception."

I don't want to go. I don't believe she made a wise choice in marrying so young. She gave up nursing school to get married. She gave up her youth to have sex, er, get married. Ugh. There are so many things I find wrong about this situation, I have no idea what to find "right" about it.

And yet, I will go.

Give me strength to hold my tongue.
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:08 PM   #105108
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My niece (21 years old) was married last Saturday in a ceremony to which I was not privy (she was raised LDS/Mormon, and married in a Mormon temple). Tonight I am to attend her "reception."

I don't want to go. I don't believe she made a wise choice in marrying so young. She gave up nursing school to get married. She gave up her youth to have sex, er, get married. Ugh. There are so many things I find wrong about this situation, I have no idea what to find "right" about it.

And yet, I will go.

Give me strength to hold my tongue.
Instead of holding your tongue, every time you feel like saying something you shouldn't, lick your lips sensuously.

It'll drive all those Mormons crazy wondering what you're thinking.
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:12 PM   #105109
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Instead of holding your tongue, every time you feel like saying something you shouldn't, lick your lips sensuously.

It'll drive all those Mormons crazy wondering what you're thinking.


*lick lick lick*

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What? You can't leave us in suspense! Which movie did you see that prompted the end to your self-imposed hiatus?!
It had nothing to do with the movie. I won several free tickets that expired soon. My daughter asked if I wanted to go today. She has time for friends. Rarely time for me. It wasn't about the movie.
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:46 PM   #105111
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Old 12-29-2012, 06:27 PM   #105112
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It had nothing to do with the movie. I won several free tickets that expired soon. My daughter asked if I wanted to go today. She has time for friends. Rarely time for me. It wasn't about the movie.
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Old 12-29-2012, 06:34 PM   #105113
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*lick lick lick*

It works for me.

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Old 12-29-2012, 06:36 PM   #105114
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Old 12-29-2012, 06:43 PM   #105115
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Old 12-29-2012, 06:49 PM   #105116
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I submitted two stories today.

OK, one has been incomplete for 18 months, but the other was completely new, inspired by a thread in Fetish and Sexuality on Friday.

Now I need to submit at least one story a month in 2013. If I finish a quarter of the incomplete ones on my hard drive, I have enough to the end of 2015, and the other three-quarters will keep me writing beyond the end of the decade.

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Old 12-29-2012, 09:47 PM   #105117
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Old 12-29-2012, 10:08 PM   #105118
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Old 12-30-2012, 04:04 PM   #105119
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Really ? I didn't realise you were timing it.
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Old 12-30-2012, 04:59 PM   #105120
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Maybe there really isn't enough sugar to make a grapefruit extra extra tasty and I will have to settle with tasty enough.
For me, salt works better on grapefruit than sugar.
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Old 12-30-2012, 06:28 PM   #105122
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I'll try that next time. I have a few left from the citrus box I bought from the young girl at church for FFA.
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Old 12-30-2012, 08:55 PM   #105123
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Really ? I didn't realise you were timing it.
Hehe. I wasn't, which was why it was a surprise when I finally looked at the time.
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I find this oddly titillating.... I don't even know why exactly.
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Old 12-30-2012, 09:36 PM   #105125
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I find this oddly titillating.... I don't even know why exactly.
Possibly because the hair makes me feel naughty and you get that?
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