Need the job real bad

[loquere]

John interviews at a large law firm for a job. He is more qualified than the other person, but the other person is related to Paul a senior partner.

-The interviewer Tom is a senior associate who has been passed up two times for partnership. While his billables are the highest due to his 95% success rate. He is hated by a specific senior partner Paul.

John and his wife Holly really need the job. That night they get drunk and resolve that holly will sleep with Tom to get the job.


- I have so many twists stewing

[sirhugs]

Originally Posted by loquere

John interviews at a large law firm for a job. He is more qualified than the other person, but the other person is related to Paul a senior partner.

-The interviewer Tom is a senior associate who has been passed up two times for partnership. While his billables are the highest due to his 95% success rate. He is hated by a specific senior partner Paul.

John and his wife Holly really need the job. That night they get drunk and resolve that holly will sleep with Tom to get the job.


- I have so many twists stewing

so tell us about the twists.

If Paul is senior, doesn't he just ignore Paul's choice & hire his relative?

[loquere]

Originally Posted by sirhugs

so tell us about the twists.

If Paul is senior, doesn't he just ignore Paul's choice & hire his relative?

What? I dooont understand if Tom is senior.

[NASCARaddicted]

what about this:

maybe the person applying for the job is a woman. Or the interviewer is gay.

So he tells him/her: "You really need the job? Well, what I really need is a blowjob, so ..."

[loquere]

While Tom is in the locker room of the golf club, John's wife who he met once tries to seduce him with the promise of sex as payment if he gives her husband the job at the firm. Tom turns her down claiming its on moral grounds. Then confesses that the job already went to the the senior*partners relative.

She thanks him for not lying to her and using her for sex and then not giving her husband the job.*

Tom then asks her out on a date, and she's stunned.

She prepares to turn down his offer down vocally. Tom tells her he knows she's not John's wife. She denies this for awhile. Then admits shes one of two other identical sisters (triplets.) She asks him how he knew. He points to a birth mark on her neck. Telling her seeing details is important when writing contracts and he's the best at it. She's impressed by this and dates him.

One night weeks after, Tom and the triplet surprise John and his wife at their home. Due to not finding a job there preparing to sell it.*

John apologizes for trying to scam Tom. He just figured that Tom found his wife attractive when he saw her drop him off for the interview, and he was desperate for the job.

Tom tells John and his wife that he's been dating his sister in law.
John actually makes another confession. Starting a year ago he put the plan in place to build his own firm. Tom tells John that he has an office set up to open in a day. Tons of clients lined up and a couple other attorneys. He gives Tom a check for $50.000 as a signing bonus, John agrees.

[TonyClifton]

Originally Posted by loquere

John interviews at a large law firm for a job. He is more qualified than the other person, but the other person is related to Paul a senior partner.

-The interviewer Tom is a senior associate who has been passed up two times for partnership. While his billables are the highest due to his 95% success rate. He is hated by a specific senior partner Paul.

John and his wife Holly really need the job. That night they get drunk and resolve that holly will sleep with Tom to get the job.


- I have so many twists stewing

After reading this story, I would like to say something.

Don't come here looking for a job.

[loquere]

Originally Posted by TonyClifton

After reading this story, I would like to say something.

Don't come here looking for a job.

Lol I shop there.