The Wedding Money
a twist on the naughty brides I like so much:
It is a big "cash gift presentation" wedding.
Armed robbers, hearing of this, follow the bride & groom to the honeymoon suite, figuring they must have the dollars. Only after they invade the suite do they discover that the best man, a cop, is holding it til after the honeymoon.
The robbers decided to cal the best man, and demand the money. They give him an hour to get there, figuring he won't take any chances with the safety of the bride & groom.
Meanwhile, the very drunk bride starts whining about having expected to have gotten laid now...