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Old 12-19-2012, 09:00 PM   #17201
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Realizing that this is the LAST freakin' year I am hosting any kind of holiday festivity.
Screw it!
See ya' all at the Chinese buffet!
Hey, I gave up on hosting holiday festivities over decade ago. I am the epitome of bah humbug...and it's glorious! This time of year is so much easier and more fun if you just ignore it.

I will join you at that Chinese buffet. Spicy ginger beef, yum!
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Old 12-19-2012, 09:19 PM   #17202
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Hey, I gave up on hosting holiday festivities over decade ago. I am the epitome of bah humbug...and it's glorious! This time of year is so much easier and more fun if you just ignore it.

I will join you at that Chinese buffet. Spicy ginger beef, yum!
You guys are AWSOME!

I just knew SOMEbody else must know what this fresh, new hell must be like!
I've been doing it for almost 20 years (yes, since I was about 12...lol), and with the inappropriate level of maturity, or rather, lack thereof,

I
quit!

Big goofball hugs and kisses to you both...muah!
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Old 12-19-2012, 11:20 PM   #17203
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Got an email from a "healthy lifestyle" site that said, "10 reasons not to have sex with him" as the subject line.

With in a micro second I thought, "boy are you barking up the wrong tree!"

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Old 12-20-2012, 12:11 AM   #17204
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I will join you at that Chinese buffet. Spicy ginger beef, yum!
^^ This made me laugh!
 

Old 12-20-2012, 10:56 AM   #17205
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Old 12-20-2012, 12:50 PM   #17206
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The world didn't end (not that I thought it would) and in roughly 3 hours I will be able to see without my glasses for the first time in 13 years. I just hope I can keep my eyes still while the laser does its thing.

I still can't quite believe it's going to happen though. Fucking unreal.
 

Old 12-20-2012, 12:58 PM   #17207
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Three "notches" on my belt last night. Three first times for three women. Two women who had never touched a pussy before, with my encouragement, got their fingers wet. One woman wore a strapon for the first time... my feeldoe. And my sweet friend who has been undergoing chemo for five months, she got to be the "lesson object."

A great time was had by all.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:29 PM   #17208
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J picked up the keys for our new apartment and went to check it out again, just because he had nothing better to do. Turned out the previous tenants and our landlady had both left us a bottle of wine and a Christmas card on the kitchen counter.

And I finally persuaded someone to have mulled wine with me. It wasn't easy, though, because everybody's busy and it's freezing outside, so no one wants to leave home.
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Old 12-20-2012, 08:37 PM   #17209
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It was a simple thing - I had written a work email and at the end of a long set of process instructions, I wrote...

"When you're finished, just save as."

Except, when I went back to proofread it - it said...

"...just save ass".

I was tempted to send it anyway, but visions of my paycheck prevented me.
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Old 12-20-2012, 08:39 PM   #17210
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Old 12-20-2012, 09:52 PM   #17211
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:07 PM   #17212
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Got a message from my GM that I won the iPod drawling for passing our mystery shop last month.

I think the flyer said iPad, so not sure if I won an iPad, they cheaped out and got iPods instead, or if I got a runner up prize that I didn't know about, but free stuff for me doing a job they say I suck at is pretty flippin awesom.
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Old 12-21-2012, 07:50 AM   #17213
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"Modern Family" Express Christmas episode.

Jay: Why are you wearing a sweater when it's 95 degrees outside?
Cam: This is my Christmas sweater.
Jay: Judging by those stains, you are the Christmas sweater.
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Old 12-21-2012, 10:32 AM   #17214
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Old 12-21-2012, 12:01 PM   #17215
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Bwahahaha... this cracked me up. It's like all the Asshat pm's were embodied in one person suddenly.
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Old 12-21-2012, 07:16 PM   #17216
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I went to a BBQ last night and the guys had a pool competition (no females allowed). $100 was the prize. Of course I complained that females were not allowed to play so they let me play the winner. Guess who won....my terms of winning.....I had a slave for the evening to run around after me getting me drinks and food Really should have made it strip pool
 

Old 12-21-2012, 09:22 PM   #17217
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I went to a BBQ last night and the guys had a pool competition (no females allowed). $100 was the prize. Of course I complained that females were not allowed to play so they let me play the winner. Guess who won....my terms of winning.....I had a slave for the evening to run around after me getting me drinks and food Really should have made it strip pool
Not suprised that you kicked butt, kiwi! Brava!

I actually got a real (read "cash") Christmas bonus this year! Woohoo ~ ketchup packets for everybody!


OK...even better. I didn't "preview post", and when I posted this response originally, it read "Not suprised that you licked butt, kiwi!"
SO glad I have fast fingers!
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Old 12-21-2012, 09:34 PM   #17218
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Not suprised that you kicked butt, kiwi! Brava!

I actually got a real (read "cash") Christmas bonus this year! Woohoo ~ ketchup packets for everybody!


OK...even better. I didn't "submit preview", and when I posted this response originally, it read "Not suprised that you licked butt, kiwi!"
SO glad I have fast fingers!

hahaha oh dear.

Make sure that you buy something nice for yourself out of that bonus
 

Old 12-21-2012, 09:34 PM   #17219
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Old 12-21-2012, 09:38 PM   #17220
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Old 12-21-2012, 09:38 PM   #17221
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hahaha oh dear.

Make sure that you buy something nice for yourself out of that bonus
"K" & "L" are right next to each other....
and, yes, I am planning on just a little splurge!
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Old 12-21-2012, 09:55 PM   #17222
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My new FREE fucking iPad!

I kicked ass, and for once, I've been rewarded by the McPowers that be.
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Old 12-21-2012, 09:57 PM   #17223
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My new FREE fucking iPad!

I kicked ass, and for once, I've been rewarded by the McPowers that be.


You deserve it! (And more.)
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Old 12-21-2012, 10:17 PM   #17224
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My new FREE fucking iPad!

I kicked ass, and for once, I've been rewarded by the McPowers that be.
Yay, Wenchie! You deserve it, hun! Merry McChristmas!
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Old 12-21-2012, 10:52 PM   #17225
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My new FREE fucking iPad!

I kicked ass, and for once, I've been rewarded by the McPowers that be.
Awesome! and I'm so glad that they didn't downgrade it to the iPod.
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