 |
|
 |
| - Free Speech, No Spam! - |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
12-21-2012, 05:01 AM
|
#726
|
Literotica Guru
Rainshine is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Terra Australis
Posts: 19,427
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Killjoy24
My favorite is when these guys come on wanting me to "teach" them how to seduce thier sisters!
|
Booze! Am I right?! 
|
|
|
12-21-2012, 03:12 PM
|
#727
|
Polite Depraved Dame
MsQuote is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: State of Arousal
Posts: 1,456
|
This one's a beaut ...
Looking at you is a gift. You are simply stunning, beautiful, and very sexy...hopefully not to bold....but it is the TRUTH. You are fabulous; absolutely rock hard fabulous! That ass looks so delicious.
I can't help it anymore. I have to tell you whenever I look at your pictures or even when you just come across my mind, I get harder than I ever have before. I get really really hard and I get these thoughts about you; dirty thoughts of things I want to do with you. I want to kiss you and lick you from head to your toes, every inch. I want to kiss your lips, lick your tongue, your ears and your neck. I want to put my tongue inside your, you know where as deep as I can. I want to taste you.
Looking at you, I want to wish you a very Merry Christmas.... Xxx
**************
I have no idea how this asshat knows what my ass looks like since I've never had it photographed ... ever ... let alone have it posted online. 
|
|
|
12-21-2012, 03:35 PM
|
#728
|
*Queen IDGAF*
Cipher is offline
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: USA/UK
Posts: 17,476
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by MsQuote
Looking at you is a gift. You are simply stunning, beautiful, and very sexy...hopefully not to bold....but it is the TRUTH. You are fabulous; absolutely rock hard fabulous! That ass looks so delicious.
I can't help it anymore. I have to tell you whenever I look at your pictures or even when you just come across my mind, I get harder than I ever have before. I get really really hard and I get these thoughts about you; dirty thoughts of things I want to do with you. I want to kiss you and lick you from head to your toes, every inch. I want to kiss your lips, lick your tongue, your ears and your neck. I want to put my tongue inside your, you know where as deep as I can. I want to taste you.
Looking at you, I want to wish you a very Merry Christmas.... Xxx
**************
I have no idea how this asshat knows what my ass looks like since I've never had it photographed ... ever ... let alone have it posted online. 
|
He said "I want to put my tongue inside your, you know where"
LMFAO!!
Creepy that he feels he "knows" what your ass looks like..
These douchebags get more weird and more creepy..
Lit needs to add a yuck face to thier smiles catagory.
|
|
|
12-21-2012, 03:47 PM
|
#729
|
Loves Spam
Killjoy24 is offline
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Somewhere in South USA - I lost my map and no gps
Posts: 1,124
|
I like when they tell me they want to lick my ass and kiss me all over!
I'am not kissing anyone who has just licked my asshole! 
I'm even thinking of removing my AV pic and putting up a fake - maybe the Pink Panther. 
|
|
|
12-21-2012, 06:24 PM
|
#730
|
Polite Depraved Dame
MsQuote is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: State of Arousal
Posts: 1,456
|
I'm not slamming any woman who fatansizes or has ever had an MFM threesome, but to be asked about one by some asshat out of the blue?
Quote:
Originally Posted by CluelessFucktard
I hv a fantasy to make love a woman while her man watches us.. he then joins us to give his wife the pleasure of being loved by 2 men.. 2 tongues 2 pair of lips and hands caressing her... and ofcourse to mention.. 2 dicks... does it turn u on?
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by MsQuote
Here's my fantasy ...
I meet a man who's interested in me as a person. We can talk enthusiastically about a number of things ... books, music, politics. He thinks I'm smart. He thinks I'm funny. He thinks I'm attractive.
Nervously, politely and coyishly, he asks for my phone number. He asks me out for drinks and dinner to get to know me better. He smiles. He's smitten. He sends flowers to my office.
After three or four dates, we definitely know there's chemistry and he's pretty sure he likes me, if not is starting to fall in love. We're having a wonderful dinner together, and he says, "I'd love to make love to you tonight."
I bet you never expected that coming from a woman on Literotica, did you? Or did you think we're all free, on-demand pornbots?
|
|
|
|
12-21-2012, 06:34 PM
|
#731
|
Polite Depraved Dame
MsQuote is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: State of Arousal
Posts: 1,456
|
I know I've already spent too much time with this guy, but I couldn't be slightly amused by his cluelessness ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by CluelessFucktard
Well i always believe in expect the unexpected. I like your thoughts... and i dont believe that all are pornbots.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by MsQuote
Not all? How about never making that assumption about any woman on Literortica or elsewhere?
Try reserving that fantasy for a woman you can treat well first and get to know very well second.
|
|
|
|
12-21-2012, 06:51 PM
|
#732
|
Polite Depraved Dame
MsQuote is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: State of Arousal
Posts: 1,456
|
Funny how I gave this asshat the nom de plume CluelessFucktard right from the beginning ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by CluelessFucktard
Fair.. thought.. dont think you wana pursue this conversation further
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by MsQuote
If you know anything about proper PM protocol on Literotica, it's considered poor form to approach a woman you don't know directly via PM ... especially if the topic of conversation is explicit.
It's usually preferred that you start a rapport on one of the public boards. You'll see many of my posts here: PM asshattery
|
|
|
|
12-21-2012, 07:02 PM
|
#733
|
High heels and attitude
Saucyminx is offline
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 6,065
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by MsQuote
Funny how I gave this asshat the nom de plume CluelessFucktard right from the beginning ...
|
Well there goes my theory that he was going through all the ladies alphabetically, as M is after S.
Handled with style and grace as always MsQ
__________________
My first new story in 3 long years
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. -- Kathleen Casey Theisen
Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips
Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen
She went around with a broken heart, and she wasn't sure who'd broken it. She thought it was herself, mostly.
― Ann Brashares
My Johari window Snatched shamelessly from Bailadora and Fire Breeze, because why not?
Come on in--the smut is fine
|
|
|
12-21-2012, 07:02 PM
|
#734
|
An evening spent dancing
Emerson40 is offline
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: It's not where, but who you're with that matters
Posts: 9,534
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Killjoy24
My favorite is when these guys come on wanting me to "teach" them how to seduce thier sisters!
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainshine
Booze! Am I right?! 
|

|
|
|
12-21-2012, 07:06 PM
|
#735
|
Polite Depraved Dame
MsQuote is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: State of Arousal
Posts: 1,456
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saucyminx
Well there goes my theory that he was going through all the ladies alphabetically, as M is after S.
Handled with style and grace as always MsQ
|
Thank you, Saucy One, although I only wish I could be as cutting and as witty with comebacks as you!
|
|
|
12-21-2012, 07:22 PM
|
#736
|
*Queen IDGAF*
Cipher is offline
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: USA/UK
Posts: 17,476
|
MsQuote,
He said "not all"..of course  I hope he came here LoL
*sticking middle finger up* yeah you're an asshat!
You know though, we hit these idiots with concrete bricks, and i'm all about putting the scum in their places & humiliating them, it's fun to do & they do deserve it LoL
But, indeed, some of these ladies, are SO THIRSTY for any kind of attention and let these assclowns speak to them in that manner that they think it's okay for them to address all women like us the same way 
|
|
|
12-21-2012, 07:24 PM
|
#737
|
Loves Spam
Killjoy24 is offline
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Somewhere in South USA - I lost my map and no gps
Posts: 1,124
|
Some people just don't know when to stop...
|
|
|
12-21-2012, 08:01 PM
|
#738
|
Polite Depraved Dame
MsQuote is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: State of Arousal
Posts: 1,456
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cipher
<snip>
But, indeed, some of these ladies, are SO THIRSTY for any kind of attention and let these assclowns speak to them in that manner that they think it's okay for them to address all women like us the same way 
|
It's too bad there are some women who are so damn horny that they don't realize asshats like the ones we expose are only focused on one thing ... their dicks.
Maybe it's my age. Maybe it's because I've been through so much bullshit with men in the past that I'd rather do without than settling.
Then again, sex chat/phone sex with men I don't know isn't my thing. Plus, I have the most wonderful man and lover in my life. I often joke with him that he should give lessons in being a gentleman, seduction, and being an awesome sex partner.
|
|
|
12-21-2012, 08:13 PM
|
#739
|
Loves Spam
Killjoy24 is offline
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Somewhere in South USA - I lost my map and no gps
Posts: 1,124
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by MsQuote
Then again, sex chat/phone sex with men I don't know isn't my thing. Plus, I have the most wonderful man and lover in my life. I often joke with him that he should give lessons in being a gentleman, seduction, and being an awesome sex partner.
|
I am 34 and my story tells it all. I put a link to it in my signature and they just can't seem to read.
Sig. quote: I don't exchange pic's. or role play.
Asshatt: Do you want to get together so I can lick your sweet ass?
Come on guys! Learn to read and learn some freakin' respect if you want girls to stay here! A little respect can go a long way and may keep you off of someones ignore list!
|
|
|
12-21-2012, 09:50 PM
|
#740
|
*Queen IDGAF*
Cipher is offline
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: USA/UK
Posts: 17,476
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by MsQuote
It's too bad there are some women who are so damn horny that they don't realize asshats like the ones we expose are only focused on one thing ... their dicks.
Maybe it's my age. Maybe it's because I've been through so much bullshit with men in the past that I'd rather do without than settling.
Then again, sex chat/phone sex with men I don't know isn't my thing. Plus, I have the most wonderful man and lover in my life. I often joke with him that he should give lessons in being a gentleman, seduction, and being an awesome sex partner.
|
I've never settled, i'm with you on that one!
It's not my thing either, i've never gotten into the "pretend" sex. Even when i was single, i was a "go getter" there was too much willing sex for me to have ever sat and typed some "oooh ahhh" bullshit. But that's just me. I guess some need that..
I have who i need and want in my life.
I've shown him some of the pm's ive gotten or the disgusting posts off my thread. He's even said "i'm embarrassed to be a guy right now"..he's even gotten creeped out.
There are some good guys on here, i've met a few..too few though.

|
|
|
12-22-2012, 12:57 AM
|
#741
|
Literotica Guru
Rainshine is offline
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Terra Australis
Posts: 19,427
|
I can always count on you. 
Last edited by Rainshine : 12-22-2012 at 01:05 AM.
|
|
|
12-22-2012, 01:20 AM
|
#742
|
Literotica Guru
mdbigdee is offline
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: where the rare men grow
Posts: 825
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emerson40
Mr EmptybigD,
You say you will learn from your mistake. But I was wondering if you actually unlearn things as you reverse-age. You appear to be growing younger at the alarming rate of one year every three months or so.
Does the wisdom and amassed knowledge of a lifetime diminish along with your wrinkles and swollen prostate? Or are you in fact capable of learning from your mistakes, and becoming a better, more polite, and wiser fellow, even as your sad, dangly testes slowly inch back to their original scrotal glory?
|
And you,Emerson and Rand are a fool.You have no idea of who I am nor what I have done.Sooner than you realize you too will be old with a weak bladder and fading eyesight.But the difference between you in the future and myself now is that twenty years from now you will still be a fool.
|
|
|
12-22-2012, 03:16 AM
|
#743
|
Queen of Geeks
satindesire is offline
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: One does not simply QWOP into Mordor
Posts: 13,148
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by mdbigdee
And you,Emerson and Rand are a fool.You have no idea of who I am nor what I have done.Sooner than you realize you too will be old with a weak bladder and fading eyesight.But the difference between you in the future and myself now is that twenty years from now you will still be a fool.
|
We can only judge your character by what you've shown us here.
If you show us your ass, by sending asshat PMs, what else are we supposed to think?
If you really aren't a bad person, prove it. Be above it. Apologize like an adult for your mistake and move on, instead of insulting the people who are calling you out for showing your ass.
|
|
|
12-22-2012, 06:29 AM
|
#744
|
just this guy, you know?
silverwhisper is offline
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: in a home, of course
Posts: 11,300
|
why satindesire, sure you aren't advocating people own their behavior and comportment like rational adults?!
ed
__________________
"i think this line's mostly filler"--willow rosenberg, once more, with feeling, season 6, buffy the vampire slayer
exemplar of youthful snark: "does it hurt little boy? are you going to cry now? well suck it up and be a man."
psst! hey, wanna see a blog?
|
|
|
12-22-2012, 08:44 AM
|
#745
|
Polite Depraved Dame
MsQuote is offline
Join Date: May 2012
Location: State of Arousal
Posts: 1,456
|
I debated exposing this asshat's name since "she" has been blocked from a number of threads soliciting PM's like this:
Quote:
Originally Posted by asshatpretendingtobeawoman
xxxxx here from xxxxxxxx----my husband is working and i am here all alone-----please pm me me
|
|
|
|
12-22-2012, 09:06 AM
|
#746
|
Daddy's Fuckdoll
Eilan is offline
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wouldn't YOU like to know?
Posts: 10,423
|
__________________
Too fucking cool for a sig.
|
|
|
12-22-2012, 02:04 PM
|
#747
|
*Queen IDGAF*
Cipher is offline
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: USA/UK
Posts: 17,476
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Killjoy24
I am 34 and my story tells it all. I put a link to it in my signature and they just can't seem to read.
Sig. quote: I don't exchange pic's. or role play.
Asshatt: Do you want to get together so I can lick your sweet ass?
Come on guys! Learn to read and learn some freakin' respect if you want girls to stay here! A little respect can go a long way and may keep you off of someones ignore list!
|
I'm thinking alot of these asshats prob weren't taught any manners, or know about respect..
My profile is as blunt as it can be, but i still get the typical dumbass PM:
"I want to make you my bitch, i need a slut to fuck and cum on"
Seriously  My profile is "bitch" free LoL i swear, toddlers have better comprehension skills than these losers.
|
|
|
12-22-2012, 02:37 PM
|
#748
|
Daddy's Fuckdoll
Eilan is offline
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wouldn't YOU like to know?
Posts: 10,423
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cipher
I'm thinking alot of these asshats prob weren't taught any manners, or know about respect..
|
See, I kinda disagree with this. I think that most of the asshats featured on this thread likely don't have major problems with manners and respect IRL. The problem is that on pseudonymous Internet forums, it's easy for people to forget that there's a person behind the username, particularly on a sexually-oriented forum like Lit.
It's true, though, that some people are asshats no matter what. 
__________________
Too fucking cool for a sig.
|
|
|
12-22-2012, 03:06 PM
|
#749
|
Literotica Guru
OTCurve is offline
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 1,066
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by mdbigdee
And you,Emerson and Rand are a fool.You have no idea of who I am nor what I have done.Sooner than you realize you too will be old with a weak bladder and fading eyesight.But the difference between you in the future and myself now is that twenty years from now you will still be a fool.
|
So your definition of a fool is someone who points out your shortcomings? I suppose that makes everyone a fool. Except you, of course.
No, we don't know who you are or what you have done, other than make wildly inaccurate assumptions about women, and act like a total ponce. Here's a tip, these screen names you make such assumptions over, represent people. Real people, and they are worthy of respect.
I very much realize time robs us of physical health and prowess, but what you do not seem to realize is that one's character has the wonderful opportunity to grow as we get older, to weave into it our experiences and hopefully those few grains of wisdom we find along the way.
Sadly, your character seems to be about as strong as your bladder and as far-seeing as your eyesight. But that can change, should you will it.
The choice is yours.
|
|
|
12-22-2012, 03:15 PM
|
#750
|
*Queen IDGAF*
Cipher is offline
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: USA/UK
Posts: 17,476
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eilan
See, I kinda disagree with this. I think that most of the asshats featured on this thread likely don't have major problems with manners and respect IRL. The problem is that on pseudonymous Internet forums, it's easy for people to forget that there's a person behind the username, particularly on a sexually-oriented forum like Lit.
It's true, though, that some people are asshats no matter what. 
|
*Shrugs* i don't know, maybe. But i think some are just ignorant and disrespectful from the jump though..and they stay that way..
And for sure they are Eilan!
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:52 AM. |
|
|
|
|