Old 12-19-2012, 04:59 PM   #701
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Just wondering if there are any women who welcome PM's from guys just looking for a woman -- any woman -- to type back to them so they can just get off?
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Old 12-19-2012, 05:20 PM   #702
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Old 12-19-2012, 05:38 PM   #703
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Just wondering if there are any women who welcome PM's from guys just looking for a woman -- any woman -- to type back to them so they can just get off?
Ask that Mike2012 guy. He's sent out hundreds, maybe a thousand unsolicited PMs. If there ever was a woman who would, he's the guy who may have heard back.
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Old 12-19-2012, 06:20 PM   #704
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From the tone of your question I am guessing your answer is no. Am I right?
I can only speak for myself, but if so many asshats do this, there must be some women who reply that give them a glimmer of hope.
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:09 PM   #705
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I can only speak for myself, but if so many asshats do this, there must be some women who reply that give them a glimmer of hope.
Possible. Or these men may simply have decided there is nothing to lose.
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Old 12-19-2012, 10:24 PM   #706
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Nope, i don't welcome that..never been my thing though.
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:29 AM   #707
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Ok did someone dislodge a large rock somewhere?

It seems quite a few of these have been creeping out from under one lately.

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Your pouty lips might lie but your eyes tell the truth.Beneath that cold professional exterior lies a sexual predator stalking her prey.You ooze sex from every pore...from your flirtatous smile to your wanton stroking of your bared skin.You might as well have on hooker boots and a transparent blouse unbuttoned to you waist...showing your bosom to everyone.I keep looking for a "come and fuck me"sign around your neck.
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Ah, I see, so you are calling me a slut then, just in an articulate manner.

*sigh*

You were dead wrong on a few points. I guess we both made some assumptions. Mine was that a man of your generation would exibit the manners to at least introduce himself before essentially jacking off into a strange woman's inbox. Clearly, my mistake.
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Old 12-20-2012, 12:20 PM   #708
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It seems quite a few of these have been creeping out from under one lately.



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Ah, I see, so you are calling me a slut then, just in an articulate manner.

*sigh*

You were dead wrong on a few points. I guess we both made some assumptions. Mine was that a man of your generation would exibit the manners to at least introduce himself before essentially jacking off into a strange woman's inbox. Clearly, my mistake.


You ever notice how when you read their profile, when they have one, they say they're "55" or "65" and they attack our pm boxes like horny 18yr olds, makes me wonder how angry they would get if their wives, or daughters were assumed whores and cocksuckers.. Idiots.
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Old 12-20-2012, 12:46 PM   #709
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Possible. Or these men may simply have decided there is nothing to lose.
Only losers have nothing to lose.

Then again, that's the point we've been making all along.
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Old 12-20-2012, 01:14 PM   #710
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Have any of y'all seen this site?
I am loathe to click on any link E puts up, as she is the devil and tries to introduce my angel eyes to the vilest, most evil things of a sexual nature known to man, woman or beast. I was even more frightened as the name of this site looks like "anals of online dating". However, thanks to some other kind reviews from other posters who don't possess a forked tongue and a fiery trident, I clicked. And I'm glad I did. This had me rolling:

"I知 not saying I知 chivalrous, but I知 polite. Before anal sex I値l be sure to put some nutella or peanut butter on your butthole and lick it up."

Not chivalrous?!?!? He's practically a knight in shining armour!!!!

Thanks for that link, Eilan. Never thought I'd say that.
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I can only speak for myself, but if so many asshats do this, there must be some women who reply that give them a glimmer of hope.
Have you ever seen a dog chase his tail? Does he ever catch it? No. Does it ever stop him? No.

I have unlocked the mystery of the male psyche. That's 1 billable hour.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:05 PM   #712
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Have you ever seen a dog chase his tail? Does he ever catch it? No. Does it ever stop him? No.

I have unlocked the mystery of the male psyche. That's 1 billable hour.
So that's why some men are dogs!

Now the question: Who let them out?
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So that's why some men are dogs!

Now the question: Who let them out?
Yes, that analogy works well on many levels. Not only am I clever, but I'm informative.

So, just like I'm clever and witty, I'm not a dog. But if I was, I'd be an elite, rugged as Yorkie or something. But like a manly one, you know? A badass Yorkie.

As to who let them out... It's like asking who let stray dogs out. No one LET them out, per se. They just are there. And sometimes they do funny things that we see as they are driving down the road. But mostly they are nuisance creatures, because they make messes and spread their germs everywhere.

And for the record, I'd be a more rugged dog than a Yorkie. I'd be something badass like a mastiff. But smart like a beagle. Maybe a combo. A mastiffeagle????
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:31 PM   #714
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You ever notice how when you read their profile, when they have one, they say they're "55" or "65" and they attack our pm boxes like horny 18yr olds, makes me wonder how angry they would get if their wives, or daughters were assumed whores and cocksuckers.. Idiots.
Oddly from his posts, he was 60 in May, 61 in July, and is now 59 in Dec. He has suddenly become Benjamin Button or some bizarre shift in the space time continuum has occurred that I am unaware of.

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This had me rolling:

"I知 not saying I知 chivalrous, but I知 polite. Before anal sex I値l be sure to put some nutella or peanut butter on your butthole and lick it up."

Not chivalrous?!?!? He's practically a knight in shining armour!!!!

Thanks for that link, Eilan. Never thought I'd say that.
That one was my favorite too. He is a truly a prince.

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So that's why some men are dogs!

Now the question: Who let them out?
Precisely why I am rapidly becoming a fan of the "catch, neuter, release" program--but never for manly Mastifeagles.

All this talk of dogs is making me sad.
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Old 12-20-2012, 02:56 PM   #715
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I am loathe to click on any link E puts up, as she is the devil and tries to introduce my angel eyes to the vilest, most evil things of a sexual nature known to man, woman or beast. I was even more frightened as the name of this site looks like "anals of online dating". However, thanks to some other kind reviews from other posters who don't possess a forked tongue and a fiery trident, I clicked. And I'm glad I did. This had me rolling:

"I知 not saying I知 chivalrous, but I知 polite. Before anal sex I値l be sure to put some nutella or peanut butter on your butthole and lick it up."

Not chivalrous?!?!? He's practically a knight in shining armour!!!!

Thanks for that link, Eilan. Never thought I'd say that.
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Yes, that analogy works well on many levels. Not only am I clever, but I'm informative.

So, just like I'm clever and witty, I'm not a dog. But if I was, I'd be an elite, rugged as Yorkie or something. But like a manly one, you know? A badass Yorkie.

As to who let them out... It's like asking who let stray dogs out. No one LET them out, per se. They just are there. And sometimes they do funny things that we see as they are driving down the road. But mostly they are nuisance creatures, because they make messes and spread their germs everywhere.

And for the record, I'd be a more rugged dog than a Yorkie. I'd be something badass like a mastiff. But smart like a beagle. Maybe a combo. A mastiffeagle????
Meagle.

Also, how the heck would that work? Theyre not even close to the same size.

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Annnd now I need the brain bleach.
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Expect to see an increase in semi-literate leg-humpery now that many high schools and colleges are starting their holiday breaks.
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True - we'll probably see some good one's over the next few weeks!


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Get your meds checked.

Over the last several months, your posts have become very emotional, and even somewhat irrational. There is also a monthly cycle discernible.

I used to look forward to reading what you had to say.


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It seems quite a few of these have been creeping out from under one lately.



my response:

Ah, I see, so you are calling me a slut then, just in an articulate manner.

*sigh*

You were dead wrong on a few points. I guess we both made some assumptions. Mine was that a man of your generation would exibit the manners to at least introduce himself before essentially jacking off into a strange woman's inbox. Clearly, my mistake.
Since the post was mine..I have a suggestion.Take your meds...your mental health is at stake.
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Well since you outed yourself, let's just post parts 2 and 3 of the response you sent.

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I assumed that a women who describes her footwear as"fuck you boots"might enjoy acting a little slutty now and again.My bad.BTW I never introduce myself in my first message.If the recipient responds then I introduce myself.So in your case no introduction will be sent.You have a very happy holiday
I do enjoy acting slutty sometimes--just not with some jackass who knows absolutely nothing about me.

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I hate to disappoint but I do not jack off into a strange woman's inbox.But perhaps you do.
Hmmm, I don't send unsolicited pm's to women, but if I do decide to start, I will certainly make sure to take a page out of your book and be rude from the jump. I've seen how well that sort of thing works out all over this thread.

As for meds, I can see how you would think I'm the one with the mental health issues considering I sent you a rude pm out of the blue. . . oh wait. . .
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I assumed that a women who's tagline is"come on in...the smut is fine"would be interested in reading some smut.I won't make that mistake again.
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I assumed that a women who's tagline is"come on in...the smut is fine"would be interested in reading some smut.I won't make that mistake again.
I think you'll find that tagline is actually a link to Saucy's Author Profile, mdbidgee.
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Mr EmptybigD,

You say you will learn from your mistake. But I was wondering if you actually unlearn things as you reverse-age. You appear to be growing younger at the alarming rate of one year every three months or so.

Does the wisdom and amassed knowledge of a lifetime diminish along with your wrinkles and swollen prostate? Or are you in fact capable of learning from your mistakes, and becoming a better, more polite, and wiser fellow, even as your sad, dangly testes slowly inch back to their original scrotal glory?
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