Old 12-16-2012, 11:47 AM   #251901
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First circle.

Are you daft??

We've been laughing about Socrates for a thousand years.

Plato admitted he didn't know what he was on about six hundred years ago.

Best. Afterlife. Ever.



It wasn't all that bad.


 

Old 12-16-2012, 11:47 AM   #251902
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And here most of the board is yipping about gun control bullshit.
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:51 AM   #251903
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:53 AM   #251904
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By the gods I need a nap.

But I do wish Wu were here, just in case someone would come into the room so he could yell, "Cocksucker!" at them.

I think I just violated my contract.
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:54 AM   #251905
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nice

dreams?
Oh yes. And I got my cozy on.
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:55 AM   #251906
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Besides, why would a nation go to that trouble on your behalf?
because i'm awesome, goddammit.
i'm Cain, Ulysses, the Flying Dutchman; i'm Lot in Sodom, Deirdre of the Sorrows, Sweeney in the nightingales among trees...
 

Old 12-16-2012, 11:56 AM   #251907
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Oh yes. And I got my cozy on.
is that code for "quality alone time"? or is cozy an actual thing?
 

Old 12-16-2012, 11:57 AM   #251908
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Old 12-16-2012, 12:03 PM   #251909
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Ok, you need to be kicked off the island now.
Joanie Loves Chachi fan?
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Old 12-16-2012, 12:05 PM   #251910
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My mamaw died like 3 hour ago... I'm kinda in a pissy mood. She was in her 90s and shit, but she was the matriarch of our family and all hell's gonna break loose when her 13 kids get over the shock and start the legal battle.
Sorry about that, Once.
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Old 12-16-2012, 12:09 PM   #251911
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is that code for "quality alone time"? or is cozy an actual thing?
It's code for flannel sheets and sleepytime tea.
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Old 12-16-2012, 12:36 PM   #251912
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Old 12-16-2012, 12:43 PM   #251913
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Old 12-16-2012, 12:50 PM   #251914
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Or something.
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Thank you, Laurel and Manu.

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Get some rest. You seem a little loopy.

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Old 12-16-2012, 01:03 PM   #251915
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Old 12-16-2012, 01:06 PM   #251917
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being mad at someone who doesn't have a soul is a huge pain in the ass.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 01:15 PM   #251918
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This'll be Lit's 15th Christmas.

Kinda weird. I'm a litle teary.
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your 15-years-and-counting fun zone has given me such good times that I get all



byoo-yooo-yoooing



Here's to being around for another fifteen!

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Old 12-16-2012, 01:30 PM   #251919
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Here's to being around for another fifteen!


No way - it's all you guys. You're made my life awesome.

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Old 12-16-2012, 02:23 PM   #251920
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A love letter to Laurel

Laurel, since joining Literotica, my life has changed in ways I could never, ever have imagined. Finding Lit was like finding a treasure chest. Lit has given me so much. It's brought me friendships I will cherish for the rest of my life, a sense of self, of place, that I never knew could exist, and it all but hand-delivered my soul mate to me. In the past year, I've found a support system. I've gotten to know myself and discovered that I could love myself. And I've started building a life in a city with a man who loves me and makes me feel safe and cherished. A year ago, I lived in the small town where I grew up, had a job that was frustrating and meaningless and had no idea what it felt like to be wanted. This place has changed everything for me, and I hope that in some small way, knowing this will make you smile.

Thank you for the ginormous role you've played in making my life a full and happy one.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 02:28 PM   #251921
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:33 PM   #251922
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Old 12-16-2012, 02:35 PM   #251923
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ཨོཾ་མ་ཎི་པ་དྨེ་ཧཱུྃ། "Sunlight falls, my wings open wide, There's a beauty here I cannot deny."
 

Old 12-16-2012, 02:51 PM   #251924
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Laurel, since joining Literotica, my life has changed in ways I could never, ever have imagined. Finding Lit was like finding a treasure chest. Lit has given me so much. It's brought me friendships I will cherish for the rest of my life, a sense of self, of place, that I never knew could exist, and it all but hand-delivered my soul mate to me. In the past year, I've found a support system. I've gotten to know myself and discovered that I could love myself. And I've started building a life in a city with a man who loves me and makes me feel safe and cherished. A year ago, I lived in the small town where I grew up, had a job that was frustrating and meaningless and had no idea what it felt like to be wanted. This place has changed everything for me, and I hope that in some small way, knowing this will make you smile.

Thank you for the ginormous role you've played in making my life a full and happy one.


You leave my penis out of this.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 02:51 PM   #251925
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