Old 12-16-2012, 09:35 AM   #251851
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Yeah, I don't really feel like doing anything so I'm pissing around on the internet. I'm supposed to go with my cousin whenever he wakes up to pick out a coffin and shit. I can deal with her being dead, it's just that her kids are gonna be fighting over her land and money and shit and that's what I don't want to deal with. I saw her go- I knew when the life left her body. She's not worried about Jack shit anymore. She had a pretty good death. High on morphine surrounded by people who loved her in a warm bed at the age of 92. She lived through a lot of shit and never took bullshit off anyone. I don't like most elderly people, honestly, but I liked her.


Omg she sounds like my great-grandma in Kansas. People talk about "pioneer spirit" from the outside. But it takes a lot to move to a place where there's nothing but grass and make a hut out of sod. And then live there.

She always made so much sense.
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Old 12-16-2012, 09:39 AM   #251852
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Yeah, I don't really feel like doing anything so I'm pissing around on the internet. I'm supposed to go with my cousin whenever he wakes up to pick out a coffin and shit. I can deal with her being dead, it's just that her kids are gonna be fighting over her land and money and shit and that's what I don't want to deal with. I saw her go- I knew when the life left her body. She's not worried about Jack shit anymore. She had a pretty good death. High on morphine surrounded by people who loved her in a warm bed at the age of 92. She lived through a lot of shit and never took bullshit off anyone. I don't like most elderly people, honestly, but I liked her.
Sounds like she was a tough old bird. It's nice you stayed with her until the end. I know how tough that is.
You're doing ok?
 

Old 12-16-2012, 09:48 AM   #251853
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Old 12-16-2012, 09:57 AM   #251854
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Old 12-16-2012, 09:58 AM   #251855
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A cool breeze. It's bed time
No, yet don't get to.

You haven't done enough stuff to make the world a better place, yet.

Remember, we all have to live here along with you.
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:27 AM   #251856
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:50 AM   #251857
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:57 AM   #251858
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This'll be Lit's 15th Christmas.

Kinda weird. I'm a litle teary.
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:59 AM   #251860
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:02 AM   #251861
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^ For those who don't click links, and with a lot of unnecessary details cut out.

Thank you. Many are extremely cautious about clicking links for obvious reasons.

Roughly 99% of television fiction is idiotic. The Angel plot synopsis strongly suggests it is a perfect example of crass Hollywood hypocrisy and cynicism. It is obviously designed to capture the attention of dopes— some of whom will undoubtedly swallow the premise whole.


 

Old 12-16-2012, 11:07 AM   #251862
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:08 AM   #251863
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This'll be Lit's 15th Christmas.

Kinda weird. I'm a litle teary.

Congratulations. You've contributed to the world.



You deserve to rest on your laurels.
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:08 AM   #251864
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Kinda weird. I'm a litle teary.


That's pretty cunnytastic.

Or something.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 11:10 AM   #251865
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Thank you. Many are extremely cautious about clicking links for obvious reasons.

Roughly 99% of television fiction is idiotic. The Angel plot synopsis strongly suggests it is a perfect example of crass Hollywood hypocrisy and cynicism. It is obviously designed to capture the attention of dopes— some of whom will undoubtedly swallow the premise whole.

Having lived 20 years in Los Angeles, it is perfect.
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:14 AM   #251866
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By that I mean, Wolfram & Hart IS Los Angeles.
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:19 AM   #251867
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That's pretty cunnytastic.

Or something.
For Christmas, I basically pretend the Inquisition never happened.

And from there, that's enough of a gift for me.
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:29 AM   #251868
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But I keep hearing this low hum. Like from a generator or something. While watching the whole family open their presents.

Like I'm Mike Yates. I do like them fries.

What else you got?
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:32 AM   #251869
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Ain't no gas in it!

Sometimes elegant problems have simple solutions.
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It is clearing up.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 11:34 AM   #251871
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Mona!

Tosses you a peanut.
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:35 AM   #251872
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Fuck you and your peanut.

I want some Mona.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 11:44 AM   #251873
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:51 AM   #251874
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Fuck you and your peanut.

I want some Mona.
Oh, pipe the fuck down and start looking around.

This isn't just about you.

It's this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iih7QsbuVLM

So, congratulations.
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:53 AM   #251875
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Oh, pipe the fuck down and start looking around.

This isn't just about you.

It's this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iih7QsbuVLM

So, congratulations.
I miss that feeling of the world sloping down from your feet in all directions.

This summer I am going to climb.
 
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