Old 12-16-2012, 10:10 AM   #251901
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This'll be Lit's 15th Christmas.

Kinda weird. I'm a litle teary.
Thank you, Laurel and Manu.

Here's to 15 more!
 

Old 12-16-2012, 10:10 AM   #251902
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Thank you. Many are extremely cautious about clicking links for obvious reasons.

Roughly 99% of television fiction is idiotic. The Angel plot synopsis strongly suggests it is a perfect example of crass Hollywood hypocrisy and cynicism. It is obviously designed to capture the attention of dopes— some of whom will undoubtedly swallow the premise whole.

Having lived 20 years in Los Angeles, it is perfect.
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:14 AM   #251903
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By that I mean, Wolfram & Hart IS Los Angeles.
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:19 AM   #251904
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That's pretty cunnytastic.

Or something.
For Christmas, I basically pretend the Inquisition never happened.

And from there, that's enough of a gift for me.
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:28 AM   #251905
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Thank you, Laurel and Manu.

Here's to 15 more!
Mona!

 

Old 12-16-2012, 10:29 AM   #251906
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But I keep hearing this low hum. Like from a generator or something. While watching the whole family open their presents.

Like I'm Mike Yates. I do like them fries.

What else you got?
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:32 AM   #251907
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Ain't no gas in it!

Sometimes elegant problems have simple solutions.
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:32 AM   #251908
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I got a lab with an ear infection.

It is clearing up.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 10:34 AM   #251909
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Mona!

Tosses you a peanut.
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:35 AM   #251910
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Tosses you a peanut.
Fuck you and your peanut.

I want some Mona.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 10:41 AM   #251911
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This'll be Lit's 15th Christmas.

Kinda weird. I'm a litle teary.
It's understandable, you having signed over your immortal soul.

But, trust me, we've made provisions for you.
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:44 AM   #251912
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Mona!

((((( Petey )))))))

 

Old 12-16-2012, 10:47 AM   #251913
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((((( Petey )))))))

Where have you been??? I have looked everywhere for you.

Did you find a new porn site to hang out on?


LAUREL!! MONA IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!!!!
 

Old 12-16-2012, 10:51 AM   #251914
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Fuck you and your peanut.

I want some Mona.
Oh, pipe the fuck down and start looking around.

This isn't just about you.

It's this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iih7QsbuVLM

So, congratulations.
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:53 AM   #251915
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Oh, pipe the fuck down and start looking around.

This isn't just about you.

It's this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iih7QsbuVLM

So, congratulations.
I miss that feeling of the world sloping down from your feet in all directions.

This summer I am going to climb.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 10:55 AM   #251916
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Bob Fosse

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( I still drool at the thought of all those lovely, fishnet-stocking-covered gams )



 

Old 12-16-2012, 10:57 AM   #251917
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I miss that feeling of the world sloping down from your feet in all directions.

This summer I am going to climb.

Fifty-three fourteeners are out there waiting.


 

Old 12-16-2012, 10:57 AM   #251918
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Where have you been??? I have looked everywhere for you.

Did you find a new porn site to hang out on?


LAUREL!! MONA IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!!!!
It's true. I have exchanged this pervy porn site for the Real Deal.
I have been swept off my feet.

Life's dealt me an Ace! Head.Over.Heels.

Thank You, Laurel!! You make a great cupid.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 10:58 AM   #251919
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I just hit on someone who's in a relationship.

I feel like jumping off a cliff.

What's wrong with me?
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My mamaw died like 3 hour ago... I'm kinda in a pissy mood. She was in her 90s and shit, but she was the matriarch of our family and all hell's gonna break loose when her 13 kids get over the shock and start the legal battle.
I'm so sorry, Candi.

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Old 12-16-2012, 10:59 AM   #251920
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Oh, pipe the fuck down and start looking around.

This isn't just about you.

It's this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iih7QsbuVLM

So, congratulations.
Pipe the fuck down...Heh.
I love that phrase.

I will be using it today. Thanks!
 

Old 12-16-2012, 10:59 AM   #251921
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It's true. I have exchanged this pervy porn site for the Real Deal.
I have been swept off my feet.

Life's dealt me an Ace! Head.Over.Heels.

Thank You, Laurel!! You make a great cupid.
LAUREL!! MONA IS CHEATING ON US WITH SOME LUCKY BASTARD!!



Get some rest. You seem a little loopy.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 11:00 AM   #251922
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:05 AM   #251923
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:10 AM   #251924
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All I need to know is what my grades are. Just fucking post them already.
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:13 AM   #251925
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All I need to know is what my grades are. Just fucking post them already.
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