Old 12-16-2012, 05:57 AM   #251876
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Ok, you need to be kicked off the island now.
It's important to note that your avatar is scrumptious.

Sidenote: I'd make SUCH a good creepy hits-on-everybody-guy at ze clubs.

Hello to my favorite tassel-sporting superhero. Happy almost not actual apocalypse!
 

Old 12-16-2012, 06:15 AM   #251877
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It's important to note that your avatar is scrumptious.

Sidenote: I'd make SUCH a good creepy hits-on-everybody-guy at ze clubs.

Hello to my favorite tassel-sporting superhero. Happy almost not actual apocalypse!
Hiya darlin'

I would so like to see your moves in the clubs.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 07:42 AM   #251878
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Can't even see why you bothered trying. Cuz you know...



Must be one o' them kinda nights over yonder.
And what a loverly fuck it was!
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Old 12-16-2012, 08:10 AM   #251879
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And what a loverly fuck it was!
Your av is sexy, and I'm not even a fish.

Can we... oh... nevermind
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Old 12-16-2012, 08:12 AM   #251880
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I just hit on someone who's in a relationship.

I feel like jumping off a cliff.

What's wrong with me?
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Old 12-16-2012, 08:14 AM   #251881
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I just hit on someone who's in a relationship.

I feel like jumping off a cliff.

What's wrong with me?
*shove*


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Old 12-16-2012, 08:18 AM   #251882
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My mamaw died like 3 hour ago... I'm kinda in a pissy mood. She was in her 90s and shit, but she was the matriarch of our family and all hell's gonna break loose when her 13 kids get over the shock and start the legal battle.
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Old 12-16-2012, 08:20 AM   #251883
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Dood, BF3 is where the knifing is at. 1500 and counting for this soldier..
 

Old 12-16-2012, 08:20 AM   #251884
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My mamaw died like 3 hour ago... I'm kinda in a pissy mood. She was in her 90s and shit, but she was the matriarch of our family and all hell's gonna break loose when her 13 kids get over the shock and start the legal battle.
Sorry mate.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 08:24 AM   #251885
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Sorry mate.
Yeah, I don't really feel like doing anything so I'm pissing around on the internet. I'm supposed to go with my cousin whenever he wakes up to pick out a coffin and shit. I can deal with her being dead, it's just that her kids are gonna be fighting over her land and money and shit and that's what I don't want to deal with. I saw her go- I knew when the life left her body. She's not worried about Jack shit anymore. She had a pretty good death. High on morphine surrounded by people who loved her in a warm bed at the age of 92. She lived through a lot of shit and never took bullshit off anyone. I don't like most elderly people, honestly, but I liked her.
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Old 12-16-2012, 08:24 AM   #251886
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Dood, BF3 is where the knifing is at. 1500 and counting for this soldier..
Shooters are only for little boys.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 08:35 AM   #251887
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Yeah, I don't really feel like doing anything so I'm pissing around on the internet. I'm supposed to go with my cousin whenever he wakes up to pick out a coffin and shit. I can deal with her being dead, it's just that her kids are gonna be fighting over her land and money and shit and that's what I don't want to deal with. I saw her go- I knew when the life left her body. She's not worried about Jack shit anymore. She had a pretty good death. High on morphine surrounded by people who loved her in a warm bed at the age of 92. She lived through a lot of shit and never took bullshit off anyone. I don't like most elderly people, honestly, but I liked her.


Omg she sounds like my great-grandma in Kansas. People talk about "pioneer spirit" from the outside. But it takes a lot to move to a place where there's nothing but grass and make a hut out of sod. And then live there.

She always made so much sense.
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Old 12-16-2012, 08:39 AM   #251888
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Yeah, I don't really feel like doing anything so I'm pissing around on the internet. I'm supposed to go with my cousin whenever he wakes up to pick out a coffin and shit. I can deal with her being dead, it's just that her kids are gonna be fighting over her land and money and shit and that's what I don't want to deal with. I saw her go- I knew when the life left her body. She's not worried about Jack shit anymore. She had a pretty good death. High on morphine surrounded by people who loved her in a warm bed at the age of 92. She lived through a lot of shit and never took bullshit off anyone. I don't like most elderly people, honestly, but I liked her.
Sounds like she was a tough old bird. It's nice you stayed with her until the end. I know how tough that is.
You're doing ok?
 

Old 12-16-2012, 08:48 AM   #251889
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Old 12-16-2012, 08:57 AM   #251890
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Old 12-16-2012, 08:58 AM   #251891
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No, yet don't get to.

You haven't done enough stuff to make the world a better place, yet.

Remember, we all have to live here along with you.
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Old 12-16-2012, 09:27 AM   #251892
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Old 12-16-2012, 09:50 AM   #251893
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This'll be Lit's 15th Christmas.

Kinda weird. I'm a litle teary.
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:02 AM   #251897
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Thank you. Many are extremely cautious about clicking links for obvious reasons.

Roughly 99% of television fiction is idiotic. The Angel plot synopsis strongly suggests it is a perfect example of crass Hollywood hypocrisy and cynicism. It is obviously designed to capture the attention of dopes— some of whom will undoubtedly swallow the premise whole.


 

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Old 12-16-2012, 10:08 AM   #251899
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Kinda weird. I'm a litle teary.

Congratulations. You've contributed to the world.



You deserve to rest on your laurels.
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Old 12-16-2012, 10:08 AM   #251900
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Kinda weird. I'm a litle teary.


That's pretty cunnytastic.

Or something.
 
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