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Old 12-16-2012, 12:45 AM   #251827
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Old 12-16-2012, 01:00 AM   #251828
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Old 12-16-2012, 01:22 AM   #251829
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Old 12-16-2012, 01:32 AM   #251830
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Old 12-16-2012, 01:36 AM   #251831
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Old 12-16-2012, 01:36 AM   #251832
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For the love of fucking fuck.

And its called “Anch” at that.

ANCH.

I can’t.






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Old 12-16-2012, 01:44 AM   #251833
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Old 12-16-2012, 01:51 AM   #251834
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Old 12-16-2012, 04:03 AM   #251835
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For the love of fucking fuck.

And its called “Anch” at that.

ANCH.

I can’t.

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Old 12-16-2012, 04:06 AM   #251836
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The Wolf, The Ram, and the Hart.

Evil law firm working directly for the folks who run "hell".

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Wolfram & Hart — Attorneys at Law is a fictional, international, and interdimensional law firm featured in the television series Angel, as well as other extended materials in Joss Whedon's Buffyverse.

"The Wolf, The Ram, and The Hart" are the names of the members in an ancient trio of true demons. The group was at one point, before the dawn of human history, considered relatively insignificant, and was not regarded as a threat by the Old Ones. After humanity's triumph over the demons they remained, and slowly gained power and influence, eventually leaving this dimension altogether. In the present day on Earth they are referred to as the Senior Partners by their employees, and enact their will through various puppet organizations. One of the groups they command on Earth is the 'law firm' '"Wolfram & Hart"'.

While the Senior Partners have left Earth's dimension, the source of Wolfram & Hart's power, the Home Office, exists on Earth itself. Without the evil residing within every living person, the firm would not exist.

Operations

As a law firm, Wolfram & Hart typically defends unscrupulous and evil clients, including mobsters, murderers, corrupt senators, and a number of demonic individuals and groups. While many of these clients are rich or powerful, the firm is also known to work some cases pro bono, especially when it has a secondary interest in the client. The firm also maintains departments of Real Estate; Entertainment; Science; Research and Intelligence; and Internment Acquisitions (the firm's term for grave robbery).

Special Projects

In addition to the many legal functions the firm performs, Wolfram & Hart also maintains a Special Projects Division. Special Projects is responsible for a wide range of activities, from sponsoring high-profile charity events with the intention of stealing upwards of 95% of the funds raised, to hiring assassins to kill individuals deemed threatening to the Senior Partners. At the Los Angeles branch, Special Projects devotes a considerable amount of attention to Angel. According to prophecies, Angel is destined to play a key role in the Apocalypse, but it is not known which side he will take. The Special Projects division is committed to ensuring Angel will be on their side when the prophecy is fulfilled. Among the resources at the division's disposal is a heavily-armed special ops team, which carries out operations such as kidnapping at the firm's behest. Marcus Hamilton claims that the patentholder for cancer is a client of theirs.

Human resources

Wolfram & Hart is known for its unforgiving treatment of its employees. The firm conducts random sweeps of employees, using telepaths to find workers who are disloyal to the company they pledged to work for. When discovered, these individuals are often executed on the spot. The Senior Partners are reputed to have forced employees to eat their own liver if unhappy with their performance. In another instance, several employees were reported to have been sacked with actual sacks. They have also permitted employees to execute and replace their superiors in light of poor performance, and it was said by Knox that on at least one occasion they literally fired an employee ("He was set on fire.").

Every 75 years, the firm conducts a review of its employees. During the Review, a Senior Partner takes corporeal form to punish employees who have shown unfavorable performance. Many employees live in fear of the Review, and in the days preceding it do whatever they can to endear themselves to the Senior Partners, including animal and human sacrifices.

However, departmental heads at Wolfram & Hart can use discretion when dealing with insubordination. If a manager thinks highly enough of an employee, he or she may decide to forgo punishment in favor of a second chance.

Wolfram & Hart's employees often have a "perpetuity clause" in their contracts, meaning that they 'remain with the firm even after their death.'

As mentioned by Harmony Kendall, there is also a 'Non-Human Resources Department' specifically committed to their numerous demonic and vampiric employees.

Since many of the employees and clients of Wolfram & Hart are non-human, many amenities are offered within the building, ranging from special catering for non-traditional palates, blood is also kept "on tap" for those who need it (which was changed to animal blood after Angel's group took over operations). All the windows in the building are made of "Necro-Tempered" type-glass that blocks the fatal effects of sunlight and UV rays so that Vampires can walk around the building free from accidental immolation throughout the day.

Circle of the Black Thorn

The members of the circle act as the earthly instruments of the Senior Partners, charged with being the driving force behind Wolfram & Hart's apocalyptic plans and dedicated to keeping the wheel of "man's inhumanity to man" perpetually spinning. The members of the Circle do this not from a belief in evil per se, but because being a Black Thorn allows them to amass power for themselves and wield that power with impunity.

The Circle's lineup in 2004 is: Archduke Sebassis; Senator Helen Brucker; Cyvus Vail; Ed, Grand Potentate of the Fell Brethren; the leader of the Sahrvin Clan; Izzerial the Devil; and three others whose names were never mentioned. Their latest recruit was Angel, who pretended to have been corrupted by Wolfram & Hart in order to infiltrate the circle and assassinate its members.

Los Angeles branch

The Los Angeles branch of Wolfram & Hart is founded in 1791 over holy ground de-consecrated through a ritual employing the blood of serial murderer Matthias Pavayne, who is able to survive as a spirit in the building for over 200 years. The branch is notable because it operates in the same city as Angel, who becomes the focus of many W&H projects. Several attorneys whose duties focus on Angel—Lindsey McDonald, Lee Mercer, Lilah Morgan, Linwood Murrow—all share the same initials.

In 2003, the Los Angeles branch of Wolfram & Hart is destroyed by The Beast after it launched a brutal assault on their offices and then slaughtered almost everyone else in the city who worked for the company. The building is rebuilt, and Angel is offered stewardship of the branch by their now-deceased employee Lilah Morgan, ostensibly as a reward for preventing world peace. In reality, the Senior Partners hope to turn Angel to their side, and keep him from recognizing the firm's apocalypse already in progress. Angel accepts the offer on one condition: in exchange, Wolfram & Hart agrees to alter his son Connor's memories and place him with a loving family. The remaining members of Angel Investigations also join Wolfram & Hart, assuming control of various departments.

Angel struggles with the moral ambiguities of his position as branch manager. While he is able to make some changes to the business, such as firing the more evil employees and instituting a zero tolerance policy on killing humans, he must keep the business profitable in order to maintain control of the branch. As a result Angel must keep his often immoral clientele happy through creative solutions to their problems that best fit his understanding of doing good.


Series creator Joss Whedon has described why Wolfram & Hart was created as the ideal antagonist for the show's setting and tone:

"[Actor Christian Kane as Lindsey McDonald] embodies what we wanted for our villains, which is a group of young, go-getter lawyers who are just evil incarnate, working for a great conglomerate. Rather than have The Master, or some seeable villain as we had on Buffy, to have an entire corporation: just sort of an unseen, all-encompassing, 'we make the bad world run' L.A. kind of corporation be the villain."
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Old 12-16-2012, 04:13 AM   #251837
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Old 12-16-2012, 04:16 AM   #251838
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:10 AM   #251839
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:57 AM   #251840
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Ok, you need to be kicked off the island now.
It's important to note that your avatar is scrumptious.

Sidenote: I'd make SUCH a good creepy hits-on-everybody-guy at ze clubs.

Hello to my favorite tassel-sporting superhero. Happy almost not actual apocalypse!
 

Old 12-16-2012, 06:15 AM   #251841
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Sidenote: I'd make SUCH a good creepy hits-on-everybody-guy at ze clubs.

Hello to my favorite tassel-sporting superhero. Happy almost not actual apocalypse!
Hiya darlin'

I would so like to see your moves in the clubs.
 

Old 12-16-2012, 07:42 AM   #251842
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Can't even see why you bothered trying. Cuz you know...



Must be one o' them kinda nights over yonder.
And what a loverly fuck it was!
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Your av is sexy, and I'm not even a fish.

Can we... oh... nevermind
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I just hit on someone who's in a relationship.

I feel like jumping off a cliff.

What's wrong with me?
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I feel like jumping off a cliff.

What's wrong with me?
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Old 12-16-2012, 08:18 AM   #251846
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My mamaw died like 3 hour ago... I'm kinda in a pissy mood. She was in her 90s and shit, but she was the matriarch of our family and all hell's gonna break loose when her 13 kids get over the shock and start the legal battle.
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Old 12-16-2012, 08:20 AM   #251847
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My mamaw died like 3 hour ago... I'm kinda in a pissy mood. She was in her 90s and shit, but she was the matriarch of our family and all hell's gonna break loose when her 13 kids get over the shock and start the legal battle.
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Sorry mate.
Yeah, I don't really feel like doing anything so I'm pissing around on the internet. I'm supposed to go with my cousin whenever he wakes up to pick out a coffin and shit. I can deal with her being dead, it's just that her kids are gonna be fighting over her land and money and shit and that's what I don't want to deal with. I saw her go- I knew when the life left her body. She's not worried about Jack shit anymore. She had a pretty good death. High on morphine surrounded by people who loved her in a warm bed at the age of 92. She lived through a lot of shit and never took bullshit off anyone. I don't like most elderly people, honestly, but I liked her.
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