jeninflorida...the author.

[Exquisition]

Inside Jen's head, there's a vacuum waiting to get out.

[Lancecastor]

Originally Posted by Sean Renaud

The fact that Jen's a fucking moron who can't manage to string together a coherent thought is very much the point.

Plus her pics are fakes.

I say "jenn' is another 300lb LitBubba.

[richard_daily]

That shit is painful to read.

"Jen" is another Ken.

[Exquisition]

Stuck for a great gift this Christmas? Is the wife sinking under a pile of shite?

Then you need the Jen-U-Flexer 2000 Industrial Vacuum.

Plug her in and watch her go!

The Jen-U-Flexer 2000 comes with these handy features:

Swivel head;
Wide eyes;
Open mouth;
2000 Whats? Motor Mouth.

The Jen-U-Flexer 2000 vacuum comes complete with a large head and a huge vaccum between the ears.

Put Jen's head to the floor and watch her as she sucks up the shit in seconds.

But wait!

There's more!

If you buy into the Jen-U-Flexer's bullshit guarantees today, you can get the following attachments ABSOLUTELY FREE:

1) The stupid is as stupid does handy question avoidance mechansim;
2) The hot air for dummies gas bag pack
3) The unhappy I'm trailer trash rage against the machine brush.

Don't delay!

Buy the Jen-U-Flexer 2000 Whats? Vacuum today and we'll have Jen sucking up the shit in no time.

[jeninflorida]

Originally Posted by Exquisition

Stuck for a great gift this Christmas? Is the wife sinking under a pile of shite?

Then you need the Jen-U-Flexer 2000 Industrial Vacuum.

Plug her in and watch her go!

The Jen-U-Flexer 2000 comes with these handy features:

Swivel head;
Wide eyes;
Open mouth;
2000 Whats? Motor Mouth.

The Jen-U-Flexer 2000 vacuum comes complete with a large head and a huge vaccum between the ears.

Put Jen's head to the floor and watch her as she sucks up the shit in seconds.

But wait!

There's more!

If you buy into the Jen-U-Flexer's bullshit guarantees today, you can get the following attachments ABSOLUTELY FREE:

1) The stupid is as stupid does handy question avoidance mechansim;
2) The hot air for dummies gas bag pack
3) The unhappy I'm trailer trash rage against the machine brush.

Don't delay!

Buy the Jen-U-Flexer 2000 Whats? Vacuum today and we'll have Jen sucking up the shit in no time.

wow, you really have issues. I guess calling you out on your bullshit has pissed you off. There still is time to turn your life around and be something! take charge and do something, or be like the others wasting day after day posting here in GB.

your choice...wish you the best but you seem to be a just another failed socialist hoping for a government dream

[The_Trouvere]

Originally Posted by jeninflorida

thanks! these ass hats are not willing to do any work. they just want "free" and knock everyone else for trying.

Sad, these people are just sad

You are a pathetic nonentity. You accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being a failure, and yet your incompetence as a writer reveals that you could not have possibly earned a meaningful high school degree.

You are not sad. You are the kind of tasteless joke one laughs at, and then feels embarrassed for having laughed.

[The_Trouvere]

Originally Posted by jeninflorida

wow, you really have issues. I guess calling you out on your bullshit has pissed you off. There still is time to turn your life around and be something! take charge and do something, or be like the others wasting day after day posting here in GB.

your choice...wish you the best but you seem to be a just another failed socialist hoping for a government dream

You and your alt neverendingme post at least 30 comments here a day. Not one of them indicates any intelligence or learning.

[The_Trouvere]

Originally Posted by jeninflorida

Thanks but I've learned its best not to feed the animals in the zoo. these people are bullies and complete assholes that border on being criminals yet they are so mentally damaged that they have no idea what they are doing.

we really should make them to wear helmets

funny, because they have shown what complete pieces of shit they really are. dark and evil sounds that are going to hell with no chance of salvation

You must have dropped out of high school before they taught proper capitalization. Perhaps you were incapable of learning, and failed the course.

[The_Trouvere]

One Sexy Night
by jeninflorida©
Feel free to send me an email telling me what you liked and disliked. I even enjoy getting emails from people helping me with my grammar and technical issues! My skin is pretty thick and as appreciate people pointing out flaws with my writing.

All rights reserved. No part may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any electronic means, including photocopying, recording or by any information and retrieval system, without the written permission of the author.

Let me say something silly, yet some people don't get it. This story carries and adult theme. If offended by sexual stories, it's simple, don't read the story. Love to help but I can't fix stupid.

This story came to me while watching a couple eating at "Cheeseburger in Paradise"

Start:

We needed to get away and my husband booked a room at a nice hotel downtown just the perfect thing to break up the monotint [sic] of life.
http://www.literotica.com/s/one-sexy-night


She could not even write the first sentence of her short story without making a spelling error.

[jeninflorida]

Originally Posted by The_Trouvere

You must have dropped out of high school before they taught proper capitalization. Perhaps you were incapable of learning, and failed the course.

So tell me Hitler Jr. wannabe, how goes your job at the library? Still afraid to venture out into the real world? Still loving Mom's cooking? Ever plan on getting your own place?

[The_Trouvere]

Originally Posted by jeninflorida

So tell me Hitler Jr. wannabe, how goes your job at the library? Still afraid to venture out into the real world? Still loving Mom's cooking? Ever plan on getting your own place?

What are you talking about? You couldn't finish high school. You have never had a job in your life. On top of that you can't write worth beans.

Do you really think anyone is impressed with those retched stories you wrote? The English teachers I had in high school would have given them D's, and filled them with red circles around misspelled words and grammar errors.

If you were not so objectionable people could feel sorry for you. Instead you deserve and receive ridicule and contempt.

[jeninflorida]

Originally Posted by The_Trouvere

What are you talking about? You couldn't finish high school. You have never had a job in your life. On top of that you can't write worth beans.

Do you really think anyone is impressed with those retched stories you wrote? The English teachers I had in high school would have given them D's, and filled them with red circles around misspelled words and grammar errors.

If you were not so objectionable people could feel sorry for you. Instead you deserve and receive ridicule and contempt.

trove, you are a liberal dipshit that isn't worth saving and will reap what you sow

Hopefully we can fix the other ones like you that are addicted to entitlements

take care

[The_Trouvere]

Originally Posted by bg23

Jen's basic threads are... "everyone on the GB is unemployed and stupid".

And that comes from a cretin who could not finish high school, and who has never had a job in her life.

Anyone on an internet forum can claim any identity. Most of us remember the difference between Karen Kraft, the beautiful and pencil thin heiress, and the sordid reality behind the persona. At the vary least, Old Man Kraft could write complete sentences.

But jeninflorida/neverendingme is a joke in poor taste. She calls everyone who disagrees with her a failure, and yet she is too stupid to have succeeded at anything. That is obvious to anyone who reads anything she writes.

[Exquisition]

Originally Posted by The_Trouvere

And that comes from a cretin who could not finish high school, and who has never had a job in her life.

Anyone on an internet forum can claim any identity. Most of us remember the difference between Karen Kraft, the beautiful and pencil thin heiress, and the sordid reality behind the persona. At the vary least, Old Man Kraft could write complete sentences.

But jeninflorida/neverendingme is a joke in poor taste. She calls everyone who disagrees with her a failure, and yet she is too stupid to have succeeded at anything. That is obvious to anyone who reads anything she writes.

A shrink calls it projection. Don't we hate those the most we recognise in ourselves?

[The_Trouvere]

Originally Posted by The_Trouvere

And that comes from a cretin who could not finish high school, and who has never had a job in her life.

Anyone on an internet forum can claim any identity. Most of us remember the difference between Karen Kraft, the beautiful and pencil thin heiress, and the sordid reality behind the persona. At the vary [sic] least, Old Man Kraft could write complete sentences.

But jeninflorida/neverendingme is a joke in poor taste. She calls everyone who disagrees with her a failure, and yet she is too stupid to have succeeded at anything. That is obvious to anyone who reads anything she writes.

"vary" should of course be "very."

[RoryN]

Originally Posted by The_Trouvere

"vary" should of course be "very."

Nice catch.

[jeninflorida]

Originally Posted by The_Trouvere

"vary" should of course be "very."

Awesome!


oh hey, do you wear a little Hitler's uniform in the basement of that library you work at?

[RoryN]

My heart jumped when she asked me to show her my bumps.

- jeninflorida

[The_Trouvere]

Originally Posted by RoryN

My heart jumped when she asked me to show her my bumps.

- jeninflorida

RoryN,

I could not have forced myself to wade through such bad writing, but I am glad someone did. You suffered on our behalf in order to expose a truly pompous ass. Thank you.

[RoryN]

Originally Posted by The_Trouvere

RoryN,

I could not have forced myself to wade through such bad writing, but I am glad someone did. You suffered on our behalf in order to expose a truly pompous ass. Thank you.

Hey - it's what I do.

[Cade Is Here]

Originally Posted by richard_daily

That shit is painful to read.

"Jen" is another Ken.

Whatever you say cjh....

[Cade Is Here]

Originally Posted by RoryN

Hey - it's what I do.

We know... at least you admit that you are a racist and a troll. It took you years to admit it.

[RoryN]

Originally Posted by Cade Is Here

We know... at least you admit that you are a racist and a troll. It took you years to admit it.

Poor CIH.

[RoryN]

Originally Posted by jeninflorida

Awesome!


oh hey, do you wear a little Hitler's uniform in the basement of that library you work at?

Huh?!

[bra_man69]

Should start a thread and call it crazy shit jen said.

Originally Posted by jeninflorida

at least the Nazi's had morals and ethics, unlike the obama