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Old 12-02-2012, 08:17 PM   #151
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Inside Jen's head, there's a vacuum waiting to get out.
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Old 12-02-2012, 08:50 PM   #152
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The fact that Jen's a fucking moron who can't manage to string together a coherent thought is very much the point.
Plus her pics are fakes.

I say "jenn' is another 300lb LitBubba.
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:05 PM   #153
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That shit is painful to read.

"Jen" is another Ken.
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Old 12-03-2012, 04:37 AM   #154
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Stuck for a great gift this Christmas? Is the wife sinking under a pile of shite?

Then you need the Jen-U-Flexer 2000 Industrial Vacuum.

Plug her in and watch her go!

The Jen-U-Flexer 2000 comes with these handy features:

Swivel head;
Wide eyes;
Open mouth;
2000 Whats? Motor Mouth.

The Jen-U-Flexer 2000 vacuum comes complete with a large head and a huge vaccum between the ears.

Put Jen's head to the floor and watch her as she sucks up the shit in seconds.

But wait!

There's more!

If you buy into the Jen-U-Flexer's bullshit guarantees today, you can get the following attachments ABSOLUTELY FREE:

1) The stupid is as stupid does handy question avoidance mechansim;
2) The hot air for dummies gas bag pack
3) The unhappy I'm trailer trash rage against the machine brush.

Don't delay!

Buy the Jen-U-Flexer 2000 Whats? Vacuum today and we'll have Jen sucking up the shit in no time.
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Old 12-03-2012, 07:20 AM   #155
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Stuck for a great gift this Christmas? Is the wife sinking under a pile of shite?

Then you need the Jen-U-Flexer 2000 Industrial Vacuum.

Plug her in and watch her go!

The Jen-U-Flexer 2000 comes with these handy features:

Swivel head;
Wide eyes;
Open mouth;
2000 Whats? Motor Mouth.

The Jen-U-Flexer 2000 vacuum comes complete with a large head and a huge vaccum between the ears.

Put Jen's head to the floor and watch her as she sucks up the shit in seconds.

But wait!

There's more!

If you buy into the Jen-U-Flexer's bullshit guarantees today, you can get the following attachments ABSOLUTELY FREE:

1) The stupid is as stupid does handy question avoidance mechansim;
2) The hot air for dummies gas bag pack
3) The unhappy I'm trailer trash rage against the machine brush.

Don't delay!

Buy the Jen-U-Flexer 2000 Whats? Vacuum today and we'll have Jen sucking up the shit in no time.

wow, you really have issues. I guess calling you out on your bullshit has pissed you off. There still is time to turn your life around and be something! take charge and do something, or be like the others wasting day after day posting here in GB.

your choice...wish you the best but you seem to be a just another failed socialist hoping for a government dream
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:21 AM   #156
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thanks! these ass hats are not willing to do any work. they just want "free" and knock everyone else for trying.

Sad, these people are just sad
You are a pathetic nonentity. You accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being a failure, and yet your incompetence as a writer reveals that you could not have possibly earned a meaningful high school degree.

You are not sad. You are the kind of tasteless joke one laughs at, and then feels embarrassed for having laughed.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:25 AM   #157
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wow, you really have issues. I guess calling you out on your bullshit has pissed you off. There still is time to turn your life around and be something! take charge and do something, or be like the others wasting day after day posting here in GB.

your choice...wish you the best but you seem to be a just another failed socialist hoping for a government dream
You and your alt neverendingme post at least 30 comments here a day. Not one of them indicates any intelligence or learning.
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Old 12-03-2012, 08:30 AM   #158
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Thanks but I've learned its best not to feed the animals in the zoo. these people are bullies and complete assholes that border on being criminals yet they are so mentally damaged that they have no idea what they are doing.

we really should make them to wear helmets

funny, because they have shown what complete pieces of shit they really are. dark and evil sounds that are going to hell with no chance of salvation
You must have dropped out of high school before they taught proper capitalization. Perhaps you were incapable of learning, and failed the course.
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Old 12-03-2012, 09:27 AM   #159
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One Sexy Night
by jeninfloridaŠ
Feel free to send me an email telling me what you liked and disliked. I even enjoy getting emails from people helping me with my grammar and technical issues! My skin is pretty thick and as appreciate people pointing out flaws with my writing.

All rights reserved. No part may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any electronic means, including photocopying, recording or by any information and retrieval system, without the written permission of the author.

Let me say something silly, yet some people don't get it. This story carries and adult theme. If offended by sexual stories, it's simple, don't read the story. Love to help but I can't fix stupid.

This story came to me while watching a couple eating at "Cheeseburger in Paradise"

Start:

We needed to get away and my husband booked a room at a nice hotel downtown just the perfect thing to break up the monotint [sic] of life.
http://www.literotica.com/s/one-sexy-night


She could not even write the first sentence of her short story without making a spelling error.

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Old 12-03-2012, 09:41 AM   #160
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You must have dropped out of high school before they taught proper capitalization. Perhaps you were incapable of learning, and failed the course.
So tell me Hitler Jr. wannabe, how goes your job at the library? Still afraid to venture out into the real world? Still loving Mom's cooking? Ever plan on getting your own place?
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Old 12-03-2012, 11:37 AM   #161
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So tell me Hitler Jr. wannabe, how goes your job at the library? Still afraid to venture out into the real world? Still loving Mom's cooking? Ever plan on getting your own place?
What are you talking about? You couldn't finish high school. You have never had a job in your life. On top of that you can't write worth beans.

Do you really think anyone is impressed with those retched stories you wrote? The English teachers I had in high school would have given them D's, and filled them with red circles around misspelled words and grammar errors.

If you were not so objectionable people could feel sorry for you. Instead you deserve and receive ridicule and contempt.
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Old 12-03-2012, 11:42 AM   #162
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What are you talking about? You couldn't finish high school. You have never had a job in your life. On top of that you can't write worth beans.

Do you really think anyone is impressed with those retched stories you wrote? The English teachers I had in high school would have given them D's, and filled them with red circles around misspelled words and grammar errors.

If you were not so objectionable people could feel sorry for you. Instead you deserve and receive ridicule and contempt.

trove, you are a liberal dipshit that isn't worth saving and will reap what you sow

Hopefully we can fix the other ones like you that are addicted to entitlements

take care
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:06 PM   #163
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Jen's basic threads are... "everyone on the GB is unemployed and stupid".
And that comes from a cretin who could not finish high school, and who has never had a job in her life.

Anyone on an internet forum can claim any identity. Most of us remember the difference between Karen Kraft, the beautiful and pencil thin heiress, and the sordid reality behind the persona. At the vary least, Old Man Kraft could write complete sentences.

But jeninflorida/neverendingme is a joke in poor taste. She calls everyone who disagrees with her a failure, and yet she is too stupid to have succeeded at anything. That is obvious to anyone who reads anything she writes.
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:17 PM   #164
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And that comes from a cretin who could not finish high school, and who has never had a job in her life.

Anyone on an internet forum can claim any identity. Most of us remember the difference between Karen Kraft, the beautiful and pencil thin heiress, and the sordid reality behind the persona. At the vary least, Old Man Kraft could write complete sentences.

But jeninflorida/neverendingme is a joke in poor taste. She calls everyone who disagrees with her a failure, and yet she is too stupid to have succeeded at anything. That is obvious to anyone who reads anything she writes.
A shrink calls it projection. Don't we hate those the most we recognise in ourselves?
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:51 PM   #165
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And that comes from a cretin who could not finish high school, and who has never had a job in her life.

Anyone on an internet forum can claim any identity. Most of us remember the difference between Karen Kraft, the beautiful and pencil thin heiress, and the sordid reality behind the persona. At the vary [sic] least, Old Man Kraft could write complete sentences.

But jeninflorida/neverendingme is a joke in poor taste. She calls everyone who disagrees with her a failure, and yet she is too stupid to have succeeded at anything. That is obvious to anyone who reads anything she writes.
"vary" should of course be "very."
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Old 12-14-2012, 08:11 PM   #166
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"vary" should of course be "very."
Nice catch.
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:00 PM   #167
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"vary" should of course be "very."
Awesome!


oh hey, do you wear a little Hitler's uniform in the basement of that library you work at?
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:04 PM   #168
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My heart jumped when she asked me to show her my bumps.

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My heart jumped when she asked me to show her my bumps.

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RoryN,

I could not have forced myself to wade through such bad writing, but I am glad someone did. You suffered on our behalf in order to expose a truly pompous ass. Thank you.
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Old 12-16-2012, 08:16 PM   #170
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RoryN,

I could not have forced myself to wade through such bad writing, but I am glad someone did. You suffered on our behalf in order to expose a truly pompous ass. Thank you.
Hey - it's what I do.
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Old 12-18-2012, 02:30 AM   #171
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That shit is painful to read.

"Jen" is another Ken.
Whatever you say cjh....
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Old 12-18-2012, 02:31 AM   #172
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Hey - it's what I do.
We know... at least you admit that you are a racist and a troll. It took you years to admit it.
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Old 12-28-2012, 07:52 PM   #173
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We know... at least you admit that you are a racist and a troll. It took you years to admit it.
Poor CIH.
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Old 12-30-2012, 10:21 PM   #174
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Awesome!


oh hey, do you wear a little Hitler's uniform in the basement of that library you work at?
Huh?!
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Should start a thread and call it crazy shit jen said.

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at least the Nazi's had morals and ethics, unlike the obama
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