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12-10-2012, 10:58 PM
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#17076
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Hunting for one to collar
Vixandra is offline
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: So Cal is where my mind plays...
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My two-week-old's fascination with moving images. The iTunes screen saver in particular.
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12-10-2012, 11:05 PM
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#17077
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aKwatic
Keroin is offline
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: In the arms of the mountains
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Found my next pair of underwear!!!! Want, want, want.
http://bakeanddestroy.spreadshirt.co...tomize/color/2
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Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it! Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.
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12-11-2012, 01:06 AM
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Literotica Guru
kiwi_submissive is offline
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Posts: 3,224
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Originally Posted by DeepGreenEyes
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Thank you for the smile. I really needed it. Now for the AV rub
Whose a good little AV...yes, you are, what a good AV :P
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who life has given them vodka so you can have a party.
My sex life is like a Ferrari....I don't have one.
Don't take life seriously, you won't make it out alive anyway.
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12-11-2012, 02:50 AM
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#17079
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Spider...Bunny?
BiBunny is offline
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Alabama
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My friend and co-worker from Texas is visiting. Fun times! AND she dyed my hair black again for me.
So many years since I started lightening my hair for a "dom"-ass, even though I've always loved it dark like this. 'Bout time my hair started matching the color of my heart again.
Also, so much gossip, so little time. I wish she lived closer!
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12-11-2012, 10:34 AM
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Loves Spam
Killjoy24 is offline
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Somewhere in South USA - I lost my map and no gps
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The single rose my brother left on my pillow for a wake-up.  |
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12-11-2012, 11:04 AM
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Really Experienced
axilyae is offline
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: UK
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The sex my partner woke me up with this morning! 
...and also, the huge Thorntons parcel that arrived at my door for me to sign for. My best friend sent a surprise Christmas gift..the box itself looks delicious, never mind the chocolate inside  I'm a sucker for good packaging. Looks like I'm about to gain some Christmas weight this winter though.. |
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12-11-2012, 11:07 AM
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Really Really Experienced
Lokishoney is offline
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: United States
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Book talk, string and xmas cake...
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Nichts ist für immer - Der Graf
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12-11-2012, 11:08 AM
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Loves Spam
Killjoy24 is offline
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Somewhere in South USA - I lost my map and no gps
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Originally Posted by axilyae
The sex my partner woke me up with this morning!
...and also, the huge Thorntons parcel that arrived at my door for me to sign for. My best friend sent a surprise Christmas gift..the box itself looks delicious, never mind the chocolate inside I'm a sucker for good packaging. Looks like I'm about to gain some Christmas weight this winter though.. |
It's worth it! 
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12-11-2012, 11:23 AM
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Really Experienced
axilyae is offline
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: UK
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Originally Posted by Killjoy24
It's worth it!
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I think I'll need it The amount of chocolate is ridiculous..and of course, my self-restraint is completely zero. I think I'll enjoy every bite though, needless to say |
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12-11-2012, 12:12 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: In the trackless depths of my imagination...
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Found: World's Biggest Insect
It eats carrots, so...
Adventurer Mark Moffett has found the world's biggest insect - which is so huge it likes nothing more than munching on carrots.
You'll never guess where it lives... but people there sometimes wear green knickers.  Click the link to find out.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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12-11-2012, 12:27 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
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OMGOMGOMG HEEEEEEEEEEEEBS! |
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12-11-2012, 02:10 PM
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მზარეული
seela is offline
Join Date: May 2010
Location: The Old World
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I just accidentally rediscovered the book I was reading when I had my first orgasm. I had forgotten the name, but recognized the cover. Awwww...
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12-11-2012, 02:22 PM
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Perv on!
midwestyankee is offline
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Location: The green side of the grass.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Found: World's Biggest Insect
It eats carrots, so...
Adventurer Mark Moffett has found the world's biggest insect - which is so huge it likes nothing more than munching on carrots.
You'll never guess where it lives... but people there sometimes wear green knickers. Click the link to find out. |
Maybe they can get Vincent Donofrio to play it in the movie.
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Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of bagpipes.
"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." Internet poster by your ecards.
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12-11-2012, 03:42 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The other land down under
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What DID NOT make me smile today: the scary insect Sir Winston let into this thread.  Now I have no idea what anyone's posted here since that image coz I'm too scared to go back and see that thing! *hyperventilates* |
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12-11-2012, 04:14 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Location: In the trackless depths of my imagination...
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Originally Posted by Ropebunny
What DID NOT make me smile today: the scary insect Sir Winston let into this thread. Now I have no idea what anyone's posted here since that image coz I'm too scared to go back and see that thing! *hyperventilates* |
Awww... I'm sorry, RB. I thought she was kinda cute. After all, she's from *your* part of the world...
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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12-11-2012, 04:16 PM
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It's two a.m....
RjThoughts is offline
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Location: In a place where the free exchange of ideas is encouraged, where no one has a wrong opinion, and the only dumb questions are those failed to be asked.
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Her 22-year-old daughter
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"Enter a small room. Doors close. When doors open, you're in a different place. Elevators are the next best thing to wormholes" Neil deGrasse Tyson
RJThoughts' 2013 Survivor Scorecard
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12-11-2012, 04:20 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Location: In the trackless depths of my imagination...
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Originally Posted by RjThoughts
Her 22-year-old daughter |
RJ's avatar. I *had* that album when it was new: 1965.
It had some *great* cuts:- A Taste of Honey
- Lemon Tree
- Love Potion No. 9
- Lollipops & Roses
And the cover photo figured in some of my mid-teens wet dreams.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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12-11-2012, 04:21 PM
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It's two a.m....
RjThoughts is offline
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Location: In a place where the free exchange of ideas is encouraged, where no one has a wrong opinion, and the only dumb questions are those failed to be asked.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
RJ's avatar. I *had* that album when it was new: 1965.
It had some *great* cuts:- A Taste of Honey
- Lemon Tree
- Love Potion No. 9
- Lollipops & Roses
And the cover photo figured in some of my mid-teens wet dreams.
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I was given my mother's when I was 10. I loved the music, the music stimulated my creative juices. The cover some others
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"Enter a small room. Doors close. When doors open, you're in a different place. Elevators are the next best thing to wormholes" Neil deGrasse Tyson
RJThoughts' 2013 Survivor Scorecard
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12-11-2012, 04:32 PM
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Really Really Experienced
Ropebunny is offline
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The other land down under
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
Awww... I'm sorry, RB. I thought she was kinda cute. After all, she's from *your* part of the world...
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Exactly. My biggest fear is that I wake up one morning with one of these one my face.... it's happened to people before! |
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12-11-2012, 05:09 PM
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Man of Bauxite
DeepGreenEyes is offline
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Check the lint trap.
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Originally Posted by seela
I just accidentally rediscovered the book I was reading when I had my first orgasm. I had forgotten the name, but recognized the cover. Awwww...
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"My First Book of Giant Bugs"?
Sniff.
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Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
And the cover photo figured in some of my mid-teens wet dreams.
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Me want VERY hot caramel. To drizzle upon her tender exposed areas. Mmmmmmmmm...
Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwi_submissive
Thank you for the smile. I really needed it. Now for the AV rub
Whose a good little AV...yes, you are, what a good AV :P
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I just peed on your hand.
Can I have a treat now? Take me over to the av park and let me run freeeeee, and sniff the butts of the other avs.
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"I wish my name were Todd, because then I could say, 'Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship.' Oh, also I wish my last name were Blankenship."
--- Jack Handey
"A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
---Willy Wonka
~ Some poems
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12-11-2012, 05:16 PM
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Assume the position!
Sir_Winston54 is offline
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Originally Posted by Ropebunny
Exactly. My biggest fear is that I wake up one morning with one of these on my face.... it's happened to people before!
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You don't live on Little Barrier Island, do you? 'Cuz that's the only place it lives any more; the rats imported by evil Europeans wiped it out on the NZ mainland.
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Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.[Jacked from Wenchie's friend's Facebook page. Thanks!]
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12-11-2012, 05:18 PM
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Experienced
anidiotabroad is offline
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Dave Chappelle's stand up! One of my favorite comedians
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12-11-2012, 10:09 PM
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Barefoot sage
gypsy*seer is offline
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Location: Near the lakes, forest, & ocean, on a river by the bay....
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My guy, S.
He was concerned for my safety, when I was summoned to work 2 hours earlier than usual, for a "mandatory meeting".
That in itself, turned into a verbal spanking of sorts. He knows the owner is a, shall we say, "unstable huge guy", and wanted me to know that he was there if I decided to walk away.
Meeting went ok, and S and I went to have breakfast afterward.
You don't try to bully the gypsy...
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"You were born with goodness & trust...you have wings. Learn to use them & fly." Rumi
“Blessed are the weird people, poets, misfits, writers, mystics, painters and troubadours for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” -Jacob Nordby
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12-11-2012, 10:44 PM
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Virgin
TwistedFun is offline
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"Do you know what's in the dictionary under the word idiot?"
"A picture of me?"
"No! A definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!"
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12-11-2012, 11:21 PM
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Really Really Experienced
Ropebunny is offline
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Location: The other land down under
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir_Winston54
You don't live on Little Barrier Island, do you? 'Cuz that's the only place it lives any more; the rats imported by evil Europeans wiped it out on the NZ mainland.
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No I don't, thank god. No one lives there. I thought that was a close up of a regular giant weta; they live everywhere. Now I feel slightly safer! Thank you. |
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