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Old 12-10-2012, 10:58 PM   #17076
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My two-week-old's fascination with moving images. The iTunes screen saver in particular.
 

Old 12-10-2012, 11:05 PM   #17077
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Found my next pair of underwear!!!! Want, want, want.

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Old 12-11-2012, 01:06 AM   #17078
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Old 12-11-2012, 02:50 AM   #17079
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My friend and co-worker from Texas is visiting. Fun times! AND she dyed my hair black again for me.

So many years since I started lightening my hair for a "dom"-ass, even though I've always loved it dark like this. 'Bout time my hair started matching the color of my heart again.

Also, so much gossip, so little time. I wish she lived closer!
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:34 AM   #17080
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:04 AM   #17081
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The sex my partner woke me up with this morning!

...and also, the huge Thorntons parcel that arrived at my door for me to sign for. My best friend sent a surprise Christmas gift..the box itself looks delicious, never mind the chocolate inside I'm a sucker for good packaging. Looks like I'm about to gain some Christmas weight this winter though..
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:07 AM   #17082
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:08 AM   #17083
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The sex my partner woke me up with this morning!

...and also, the huge Thorntons parcel that arrived at my door for me to sign for. My best friend sent a surprise Christmas gift..the box itself looks delicious, never mind the chocolate inside I'm a sucker for good packaging. Looks like I'm about to gain some Christmas weight this winter though..
It's worth it!
I'll send you a gym inventation if you want
 

Old 12-11-2012, 11:23 AM   #17084
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It's worth it!
I'll send you a gym inventation if you want
I think I'll need it The amount of chocolate is ridiculous..and of course, my self-restraint is completely zero. I think I'll enjoy every bite though, needless to say
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:12 PM   #17085
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Found: World's Biggest Insect
It eats carrots, so...

Adventurer Mark Moffett has found the world's biggest insect - which is so huge it likes nothing more than munching on carrots.
You'll never guess where it lives... but people there sometimes wear green knickers. Click the link to find out.
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:27 PM   #17086
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Found: World's Biggest Insect
It eats carrots, so...

Adventurer Mark Moffett has found the world's biggest insect - which is so huge it likes nothing more than munching on carrots.
You'll never guess where it lives... but people there sometimes wear green knickers. Click the link to find out.
OMGOMGOMG HEEEEEEEEEEEEBS!
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Old 12-11-2012, 02:10 PM   #17087
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I just accidentally rediscovered the book I was reading when I had my first orgasm. I had forgotten the name, but recognized the cover. Awwww...
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Old 12-11-2012, 02:22 PM   #17088
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Found: World's Biggest Insect
It eats carrots, so...

Adventurer Mark Moffett has found the world's biggest insect - which is so huge it likes nothing more than munching on carrots.
You'll never guess where it lives... but people there sometimes wear green knickers. Click the link to find out.
Maybe they can get Vincent Donofrio to play it in the movie.
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Old 12-11-2012, 03:42 PM   #17089
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What DID NOT make me smile today: the scary insect Sir Winston let into this thread. Now I have no idea what anyone's posted here since that image coz I'm too scared to go back and see that thing! *hyperventilates*
 

Old 12-11-2012, 04:14 PM   #17090
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What DID NOT make me smile today: the scary insect Sir Winston let into this thread. Now I have no idea what anyone's posted here since that image coz I'm too scared to go back and see that thing! *hyperventilates*
Awww... I'm sorry, RB. I thought she was kinda cute. After all, she's from *your* part of the world...
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Old 12-11-2012, 04:16 PM   #17091
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Old 12-11-2012, 04:20 PM   #17092
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Her 22-year-old daughter
RJ's avatar. I *had* that album when it was new: 1965.

It had some *great* cuts:
  • A Taste of Honey
  • Lemon Tree
  • Love Potion No. 9
  • Lollipops & Roses
And the cover photo figured in some of my mid-teens wet dreams.
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Old 12-11-2012, 04:21 PM   #17093
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RJ's avatar. I *had* that album when it was new: 1965.

It had some *great* cuts:
  • A Taste of Honey
  • Lemon Tree
  • Love Potion No. 9
  • Lollipops & Roses
And the cover photo figured in some of my mid-teens wet dreams.
I was given my mother's when I was 10. I loved the music, the music stimulated my creative juices. The cover some others
 

Old 12-11-2012, 04:32 PM   #17094
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Awww... I'm sorry, RB. I thought she was kinda cute. After all, she's from *your* part of the world...
Exactly. My biggest fear is that I wake up one morning with one of these one my face.... it's happened to people before!
 

Old 12-11-2012, 05:09 PM   #17095
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I just accidentally rediscovered the book I was reading when I had my first orgasm. I had forgotten the name, but recognized the cover. Awwww...
"My First Book of Giant Bugs"?

Sniff.


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And the cover photo figured in some of my mid-teens wet dreams.
Me want VERY hot caramel. To drizzle upon her tender exposed areas. Mmmmmmmmm...

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Thank you for the smile. I really needed it. Now for the AV rub

Whose a good little AV...yes, you are, what a good AV :P
I just peed on your hand.

Can I have a treat now? Take me over to the av park and let me run freeeeee, and sniff the butts of the other avs.
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Old 12-11-2012, 05:16 PM   #17096
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Exactly. My biggest fear is that I wake up one morning with one of these on my face.... it's happened to people before!
You don't live on Little Barrier Island, do you? 'Cuz that's the only place it lives any more; the rats imported by evil Europeans wiped it out on the NZ mainland.
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Old 12-11-2012, 05:18 PM   #17097
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:09 PM   #17098
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My guy, S.

He was concerned for my safety, when I was summoned to work 2 hours earlier than usual, for a "mandatory meeting".

That in itself, turned into a verbal spanking of sorts. He knows the owner is a, shall we say, "unstable huge guy", and wanted me to know that he was there if I decided to walk away.

Meeting went ok, and S and I went to have breakfast afterward.

You don't try to bully the gypsy...
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:44 PM   #17099
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:21 PM   #17100
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You don't live on Little Barrier Island, do you? 'Cuz that's the only place it lives any more; the rats imported by evil Europeans wiped it out on the NZ mainland.
No I don't, thank god. No one lives there. I thought that was a close up of a regular giant weta; they live everywhere. Now I feel slightly safer! Thank you.
 
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