Old 12-10-2012, 01:13 AM   #250851
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I'm quite sure there are. Problem is - is that there are actually Mycrofts all about us. I'm all but consumed with a myriad of tangible Mycrofts. I'm actually quite plugged in. They've pretty much precluded me from seeking them too diligently in the commercially collected dross-space. I also can't abide Aunt Flo telling me and my friends what kind of filled doughnut she bought Uncle FatFuck on the way back from mass. I'm simple like that. Does this Lockwood dude read hotchick?
True Mycrofts are scarce, because they lack the motivation to be anything else. Even the status updates of the Watsons can become interesting if you make them funny, which I sometimes am capable of. Ms. Lockwood is indubitably female. I Googled to confirm. Not that it would matter, though, because her intellect wouldn't be lacking if she were packing.
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:17 AM   #250852
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True Mycrofts are scarce, because they lack the motivation to be anything else. Even the status updates of the Watsons can become interesting if you make them funny, which I sometimes am capable of. Ms. Lockwood is indubitably female. I Googled to confirm. Not that it would matter, though, because her intellect wouldn't be lacking if she were packing.
cool then. i used to do 40 characters. oy!
 

Old 12-10-2012, 01:18 AM   #250853
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cool then. i used to do 40 characters. oy!
Those 140 characters are in search of an author. Don't leave them wanting, Cleave.
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:22 AM   #250854
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I hereby declare hate on the slavering response, "...yummy!"
 

Old 12-10-2012, 01:30 AM   #250855
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I hereby declare hate on the slavering response, "...yummy!"
Mmmmmm
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:32 AM   #250856
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:34 AM   #250857
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Your first post took your virginity, but the rest will take your sanity.
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:42 AM   #250858
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True Mycrofts are scarce, because they lack the motivation to be anything else. Even the status updates of the Watsons can become interesting if you make them funny, which I sometimes am capable of. Ms. Lockwood is indubitably female. I Googled to confirm. Not that it would matter, though, because her intellect wouldn't be lacking if she were packing.
Not a lot of relief in comforting someone who's about to explode.

You might want to remove yourself from the area.
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:45 AM   #250859
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Not a lot of relief in comforting someone who's about to explode.

You might want to remove yourself from the area.
Opening a valve can turn a pressure cooker into a pot of hot water. For some, Twitter is the pot; for others, the valve.
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:53 AM   #250860
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Old 12-10-2012, 01:55 AM   #250861
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You must know that your avatar basically says "fuck me, dammit!"

And I do find that distracting from your posts.
Are you saying I should change my AV?
 

Old 12-10-2012, 02:02 AM   #250862
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Are you saying I should change my AV?
Don't get rid of your underwear, lest Byron be forced to do the same.
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:10 AM   #250863
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Don't worry, they're painted on.
 

Old 12-10-2012, 02:24 AM   #250864
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Opening a valve can turn a pressure cooker into a pot of hot water. For some, Twitter is the pot; for others, the valve.
Well, I hope you're right.
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:25 AM   #250865
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I never said that.
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:28 AM   #250866
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And now you're making my penis swell with blood?

This is not fair.
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Old 12-10-2012, 03:09 AM   #250867
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Old 12-10-2012, 04:55 AM   #250868
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Old 12-10-2012, 04:59 AM   #250869
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Old 12-10-2012, 05:27 AM   #250870
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seems im also sweet and innocent, and good at being a dirty girl. oh the people i talk to.
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Old 12-10-2012, 06:14 AM   #250871
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Old 12-10-2012, 06:22 AM   #250872
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I've also gotten a very beautiful bottle of sake for the winter booze exchange at work. I'm hoping I win it.
 

Old 12-10-2012, 08:03 AM   #250873
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Wrap it in your panties, and you will definitely win.
 

Old 12-10-2012, 08:28 AM   #250874
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sanity gone long ago. but tx for the heads up.
 

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