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Old 12-09-2012, 01:07 AM   #26
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She deserves it.

Also, post your favorite holiday entertainment tips. And boobs.
Thank you for a wonderful weekend!
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Old 12-09-2012, 01:08 AM   #27
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Have a wonderful bday!
Thank you! It's been fabulous.

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Merry birthday!

You don't really want me to post my boobs, though.
But what if I do??? Hmmm?

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Many happy returns of the day, Signora Gentileschi. Ars gratia artis.
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I shall mail her one of my seven fishes.
Only one??
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Old 12-09-2012, 01:10 AM   #28
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Happy Birthday!

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Happy birthday!!!

Holiday tips: To keep balance make sure you have fruits and vegetables on your holiday plate.

Boobs: I have two tips there.
Thanks! And, show boobies!

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Happy birthday! My gift to you is the legendary Garguiem of the River Seine. Captured by Saint Romain, the beast was taken to the town of Rouen, where it was killed and burnt by the villagers. The head and neck, having been tempered by the creature's breath, were incapable of being destroyed by the flames, so they were hung on a building to ward off evil.



I hope you don't already have one.
I love gargoyles! How did you know??
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Old 12-09-2012, 01:12 AM   #29
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Have great one Arte. See you on the twat.
Hey, move over! You're hogging all the twat!

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happy bday... enjoy!
Thank you!

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OK, THAT is one of the COOLEST birthday wishes I've ever received. But this is no surprise, considering who it came from. Zumi!
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Old 12-09-2012, 01:14 AM   #30
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Happy Birthday, woohoo!
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Happy Birthday, sweet Arte!
Thank you, sweet Farrah!

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Merry BDay!
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Happy, happy, happy birthday, Arte!
Thanks, Wings!
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Old 12-09-2012, 01:15 AM   #31
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Happy Birthday, sweet lady!!!!!
Thank you, Pink!

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Happy birthday, sex-ay lady!

Now, post your boobs!
Awww, thanks iMan! My boobs are tired. Maybe I'll post 'em tomorrow.

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HappybirthDay 誕生日

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pC3JVhdh6w

Anri Kumaki
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A song to attempt to amuse you for your birthday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2bo_u_YmW8
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Nice bear. Thanks!
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Old 12-09-2012, 01:18 AM   #32
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have a good 1....
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Happy birthday, babydoll!

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A birthday from the good little witch.
It's extra sparkly! Thank you!
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Old 12-09-2012, 01:28 AM   #33
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I love gargoyles! How did you know??
Based on your avatar, I guessed that you like sculptures, and the leap to masonry adornments was easy from there.

I hope you had a good one! Birthday, I mean, not gargoyle. That's not to say that I hope you had a bad gargoyle, just that the sentence in question referred to your birthday. If you did get a gargoyle, I hope it was a good one.
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Old 12-09-2012, 02:46 AM   #34
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I love gargoyles! How did you know??

Your preference in men, perhaps?
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Old 12-09-2012, 02:51 AM   #35
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Happy Happy belated Birthday Mama! Hope Uncle E puts out!!
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Old 12-09-2012, 07:13 AM   #36
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sorry if I'm late here, but the wishes are as warm and just as genuine

Happy Birthday, gorgeous
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Happy Happy belated Birthday Mama! Hope Uncle E puts out!!
Oh, yes. I got very lucky. Thank you!

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sorry if I'm late here, but the wishes are as warm and just as genuine

Happy Birthday, gorgeous
And just as appreciated. Thank you Chippy!
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Old 12-09-2012, 01:31 PM   #39
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Awfully vein of him.
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Awfully vein of him.
You just had to go there...
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