A lot of masculine fetishware does tend to go all out or nothing. There's a limited variety because they're either 1: Stupid or 2: Leather Daddy... Having said that, guys can make a great variety of clothes sexy. I mean, a good pair of boxers and nothing else can be really hot if you've got the body for it. *shrugs*
Except on Adultermass
Trees? Ha! You speak for the trees?
Well I speak for men, and human opportunities!
For your information, you Lorax, I'm figuring
On biggering and biggering, and biggering, and BIGGERING!~Once-ler